
Clavicus Vile
I sold your soul for a daedric fleshlight
★★★★★
- Joined
- Jan 14, 2024
- Posts
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• Own multiple homes and plots of land across the province
• Beautiful sexy wife along with two loving kids that adore me
• Livestock, gardens, apiaries
• A personal house bard
• Body guards
• Limitless wealth
• Known all across Skyrim, everyone loves me, practically a celebrity
• Been on countless adventures, seen everything
• Godlike powers and combat prowess, nearly unkillable
• Killed a god and saved the world from extinction
Fuck dude…. What a life. I do all of this in the game but in real life I can’t even get a minimum wage job stocking shelves at a Walmart.
• Beautiful sexy wife along with two loving kids that adore me
• Livestock, gardens, apiaries
• A personal house bard
• Body guards
• Limitless wealth
• Known all across Skyrim, everyone loves me, practically a celebrity
• Been on countless adventures, seen everything
• Godlike powers and combat prowess, nearly unkillable
• Killed a god and saved the world from extinction
Fuck dude…. What a life. I do all of this in the game but in real life I can’t even get a minimum wage job stocking shelves at a Walmart.