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I have accomplished more in Skyrim than I ever have or will in real life

Clavicus Vile

Clavicus Vile

I sold your soul for a daedric fleshlight
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• Own multiple homes and plots of land across the province

• Beautiful sexy wife along with two loving kids that adore me

• Livestock, gardens, apiaries

• A personal house bard

• Body guards

• Limitless wealth

• Known all across Skyrim, everyone loves me, practically a celebrity

• Been on countless adventures, seen everything

• Godlike powers and combat prowess, nearly unkillable

• Killed a god and saved the world from extinction

Fuck dude…. What a life. I do all of this in the game but in real life I can’t even get a minimum wage job stocking shelves at a Walmart.
 
I've accomplished more in any game than I have in my real life its crazy
 

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