Serious I have a GRANDMASTER solution to destroying r/IncelTears

[Samurai]

As many people may already know, I have become very interested in the lottery lately. I forgot to buy a ticket today, but so far I have bought two scratch cards and both times I was one number away from becoming a millionaire. You may ask "What does this have to do with IT?"

Simple, when I win the lottery, I will hire an elite private investigator to acquire their addresses, I will then contact the Landlords and buy the property the IT Cucks resides in. Once this is done, I will TRIPLE the rent, and hire private enforcers, so if they are late paying rent or try to fight off the new rental agreement, they will get body slammed by the special forces enforcers, totally humiliating them. I will make sure it is recorded too, so that I can upload it on this website.

They hate working 40hrs now, wait until they are working 60. Should they complain via email, I will respond with a photo of Elliot Rodger with his sunglasses on saying "Cucks mad!" Truly the ultimate troll.

 

[Ron.Belgrade]

no hate brocel but you are getting obsessed with them like they are with us

 

[Samurai]

no hate brocel but you are getting obsessed with them like they are with us

I know what you mean brocel and I have tried making less post regarding them, but I thought I'd share this cool idea I have.

 

[InceldianWarrior]

I will then contact the Landlords and buy the property the IT Cucks resides in. Once this is done, I will TRIPLE the rent

They hate working 40hrs now, wait until they are working 60.

 

[chainmail]

As many people may already know, I have become very interested in the lottery lately. I forgot to buy a ticket today, but so far I have bought two scratch cards and both times I was one number away from becoming a millionaire. You may ask "What does this have to do with IT?"

Simple, when I win the lottery, I will hire an elite private investigator to acquire their addresses, I will then contact the Landlords and buy the property the IT Cucks resides in. Once this is done, I will TRIPLE the rent, and hire private enforcers, so if they are late paying rent or try to fight off the new rental agreement, they will get body slammed by the special forces enforcers, totally humiliating them. I will make sure it is recorded too, so that I can upload it on this website.

They hate working 40hrs now, wait until they are working 60. Should they complain via email, I will respond with a photo of Elliot Rodger with his sunglasses on saying "Cucks mad!" Truly the ultimate troll.

dont buy lottery tickets your wasting your money

 

[Samurai]

dont buy lottery tickets your wasting your money

When I win you will not criticise my decision. When I was young I used to consider the lottery to be stupid, however, I always knew if I kept going at it I would win, so in recent times I decided I am going to engage.

 

[Emba]

The lottery tickets that you didn't buy were the winners

 

[The Abyss]

If you won the lottery you'd leave this site, enjoy your life & fuck escorts or a gold digger.

 

[Enigmaz]

That does sound like a good plan but its almost impossible. There are thousands of ITards and I don't think you will get enough money to buy all of their properties. The most cost effective thing to do is buy the IT reddit itself and massacre the fuck out of it. In return they have to create another one and it wont be as popular.

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

That does sound like a good plan but its almost impossible. There are thousands of ITards and I don't think you will get enough money to buy all of their properties.

yea of course it's not practical jfl

y r u taking a samurai thread seriously

 

[Enigmaz]

y r u taking a samurai thread seriously

Why? Is the user Samurai an infiltrator who's just here for the jokes and giggles?

 

[SupremeAutist]

Why? Is the user Samurai an infiltrator who's just here for the jokes and giggles?

yes he has a harem of stacies and comes here to laugh at us inkies

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

Why? Is the user Samurai an infiltrator who's just here for the jokes and giggles?

he is notorious larper who pretends to be a christian who is going 2 north korea etc.

state of .is

 

[fructose]

The lottery tickets that you didn't buy were the winners

 

[Samurai]

he is notorious larper who pretends to be a christian who is going 2 north korea etc.

state of .is

You're a moron.

 

[Samurai]

That does sound like a good plan but its almost impossible. There are thousands of ITards and I don't think you will get enough money to buy all of their properties. The most cost effective thing to do is buy the IT reddit itself and massacre the fuck out of it. In return they have to create another one and it wont be as popular.

I was more referring to the moderation team. That would compromise them most.

 

[VideoGameCoper]

Hope you win, but realize your odds of dying in a car crash on the way to buy the ticket are greater than your chances of winning.

 

[Cautious Raven]

The lottery tickets that you didn't buy were the winners

 

[Samurai]

Hope you win, but realize your odds of dying in a car crash on the way to buy the ticket are greater than your chances of winning.

Thanks brocel

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

You're a moron.

does ur ignore list not work or sth

 

[lifesucksandyoudie]

Just wait for them to steadily but surely fade into irrelevance. It's an ongoing trend and you don't have to left a finger to do anything.

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

Just wait for them to steadily but surely fade into irrelevance. It's an ongoing trend and you don't have to left a finger to do anything.

they might have less relevance but they still have a ton of posts about them everyday in ID, especially in the last few days

state of .is

 

[lifesucksandyoudie]

they might have less relevance but they still have a ton of posts about them everyday in ID, especially in the last few days

state of .is

Some seem to believe we need a visible enemy to unite against I suppose

 

[Ernst22]

As many people may already know, I have become very interested in the lottery lately. I forgot to buy a ticket today, but so far I have bought two scratch cards and both times I was one number away from becoming a millionaire. You may ask "What does this have to do with IT?"

Simple, when I win the lottery, I will hire an elite private investigator to acquire their addresses, I will then contact the Landlords and buy the property the IT Cucks resides in. Once this is done, I will TRIPLE the rent, and hire private enforcers, so if they are late paying rent or try to fight off the new rental agreement, they will get body slammed by the special forces enforcers, totally humiliating them. I will make sure it is recorded too, so that I can upload it on this website.

They hate working 40hrs now, wait until they are working 60. Should they complain via email, I will respond with a photo of Elliot Rodger with his sunglasses on saying "Cucks mad!" Truly the ultimate troll.

remember us when you ascend to landlordCHAD

 

[Kaichee]

As many people may already know, I have become very interested in the lottery lately. I forgot to buy a ticket today, but so far I have bought two scratch cards and both times I was one number away from becoming a millionaire. You may ask "What does this have to do with IT?"

Simple, when I win the lottery, I will hire an elite private investigator to acquire their addresses, I will then contact the Landlords and buy the property the IT Cucks resides in. Once this is done, I will TRIPLE the rent, and hire private enforcers, so if they are late paying rent or try to fight off the new rental agreement, they will get body slammed by the special forces enforcers, totally humiliating them. I will make sure it is recorded too, so that I can upload it on this website.

They hate working 40hrs now, wait until they are working 60. Should they complain via email, I will respond with a photo of Elliot Rodger with his sunglasses on saying "Cucks mad!" Truly the ultimate troll.

I thought you were north korea maxxing

 

[ColdBoy]

As many people may already know, I have become very interested in the lottery lately. I forgot to buy a ticket today, but so far I have bought two scratch cards and both times I was one number away from becoming a millionaire. You may ask "What does this have to do with IT?"

Simple, when I win the lottery, I will hire an elite private investigator to acquire their addresses, I will then contact the Landlords and buy the property the IT Cucks resides in. Once this is done, I will TRIPLE the rent, and hire private enforcers, so if they are late paying rent or try to fight off the new rental agreement, they will get body slammed by the special forces enforcers, totally humiliating them. I will make sure it is recorded too, so that I can upload it on this website.

They hate working 40hrs now, wait until they are working 60. Should they complain via email, I will respond with a photo of Elliot Rodger with his sunglasses on saying "Cucks mad!" Truly the ultimate troll.

The bottom line is even if you were 1 number off from winning that doesn't mean you came close. Lottery companies design a lot of tickets to be close to the winning numbers to fool people. Statistically you are WAY more likely to lose than to gain. I would just look to make money other ways (University, high income blue collar work, investments) before trying this.

 

[ColdBoy]

making ur own company also probs has a way higher chance of working out

 

[Samurai]

The bottom line is even if you were 1 number off from winning that doesn't mean you came close. Lottery companies design a lot of tickets to be close to the winning numbers to fool people. Statistically you are WAY more likely to lose than to gain. I would just look to make money other ways (University, high income blue collar work, investments) before trying this.

I'm already doing some blue collar stuff

 

[ColdBoy]

I'm already doing some blue collar stuff

good for u man which trade

 

[JuliusEvola]

just giving your money to the jews at a dumb game rigged against you

 

[Adolf Kitler]

You are slowly turning into ER and you don't even realize it