I hate taxes and deductions so fucking much

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Got my first paycheck at my new job. The salary is $28,070. Which totals to about $14. Not high at all, but since I live with my parents free of charge I said "shit not bad!"

I look at the paycheck numbers and that shit is $460. FOR 2 FUCKING WEEKS!

I break it down and see that I'm getting fucked by taxes which equals $124. Then I get DP'd by my deductions like health care, dental, life insurance, retirement, eyes (My dad made me sign up for this stuff), which totaled out to $215.

So I put in 37.5 hours of work a week, and walk out with a measly $460 every paycheck.

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!
oh however I left out that it is a temp job so I don't get paid for holidays, and we had Memorial Day off. So I'm missing about $100 bucks
 
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what kind of job. can a retard do it? asking for a me
 
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Indari said:
what kind of job. can a retard do it? asking for a me
probably, I process insurance claims and documents to fill potholes
 
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My paycheck from the cinema I work at lists out how much money you lose to taxes and it always pisses me off.
 
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Lol, in the mcdonalds employee budget sheet they assume that you are working 2 full time jobs to barely live.

 
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Incellectual said:
My paycheck from the cinema I work at lists out how much money you lose to taxes and it always pisses me off.
I would be better off at my old jobs as a janitor or at the library, they didn't have benefits but at least I would be taking home the same amount with way less stress
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Lol, in the mcdonalds employee budget sheet they assume that you are working 2 full time jobs to barely live.

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$20 health insurance, I want that shit! Its probably a guaranteed band-aid
 
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IronMike said:
I would be better off at my old jobs as a janitor or at the library, they didn't have benefits but at least I would be taking home the same amount with way less stress

$20 health insurance, I want that shit! Its probably a guaranteed band-aid

The best is under the table work. I work 2 jobs right now: one with my family's business (under the table) and the cinema (legal obviously). No taxes at my family one so you make way more money its great.
 
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wtf? don't you have a computer engineering degree, what was your GPA and how was your school, it shouldn't even matter anyways, and did you do any internships during school? Why not go for a software related job as well.
 
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wtf? don't you have a computer engineering degree, what was your GPA and how was your school, it shouldn't even matter anyways, and did you do any internships during school? Why not go for a software related job as well.
No I studied Public Relations, I expected to work at a PR firm but couldn't even get an interview, had to settle for this job.

My GPA was a 3.17, and I did 2 internships
 
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IronMike said:
No I studied Public Relations, I expected to work at a PR firm but couldn't even get an interview, had to settle for this job.

My GPA was a 3.17, and I did 2 internships
must have been someone else, how are the hours and your coworkers at least?
 
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must have been someone else, how are the hours and your coworkers at least?
everyone in the office works 37.5 hours a week. From 8:30 to 5
 
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You can apply for welfare while working a minimum wage job, unless your state is retarded.
 
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the gov didn't earn that money and they have no right to take it. save it up and keep looking for a higher paying job.
 
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Work for cash while on NEETbux.
 
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that money goes to support single mothers, enjoy
 
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thugmaxx, lets start an incel gang
 
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Taxes are theft. It's extortion money by a legalised mafia.
 
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that money goes to support single mothers, enjoy
 

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