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When you're 15, you can be a narrow faced lanklet and be a Chad. Your bird bones are excused. Your pencil neck is par for the course. Girls are thinner and still developing, so it's easy to size mog them.
Now you're off to college and gymceling is mandatory just to keep up with Brads. Girls start to have some flab, so you better mog her by 60 lbs. minimum while staying lean. Your wrists and arms start to be a problem. Your jaw just won't flange like the others. You notice you're getting slightly less respect.
Then you hit mid-20s. The girls are a little chubby, lost most of their curved. Chad and Brad have locked down the best ones. You need 200 lbs now to look anywhere close to big. You're hoping your skull somehow expands in every direction.
By 30, you need to look like Brawny man on gear wearing a helmet after two chin inplants. You're competing for divorced landwhales. Time to up your game! Better man up, son! 200 lbs. lean at 6ft aint gonna do it. She wants a real man!
It never stops getting worse. Somebody rope me when I hit 40.
Now you're off to college and gymceling is mandatory just to keep up with Brads. Girls start to have some flab, so you better mog her by 60 lbs. minimum while staying lean. Your wrists and arms start to be a problem. Your jaw just won't flange like the others. You notice you're getting slightly less respect.
Then you hit mid-20s. The girls are a little chubby, lost most of their curved. Chad and Brad have locked down the best ones. You need 200 lbs now to look anywhere close to big. You're hoping your skull somehow expands in every direction.
By 30, you need to look like Brawny man on gear wearing a helmet after two chin inplants. You're competing for divorced landwhales. Time to up your game! Better man up, son! 200 lbs. lean at 6ft aint gonna do it. She wants a real man!
It never stops getting worse. Somebody rope me when I hit 40.