I hate being the son of an Oofy Doofy

[Friezacel]

Why on earth did my room temperature IQ birth giver think it was a good idea to procreate with the shortest and ugliest looking Oofy Doofy she could possibly find ? Her physical genes werent too terrible, she is around 164cm and has blue eyes, only her immune system was shit. But my dad is 163cm, balding, roundish face, is ugly, has a high voice and has body hair like a monkey, not to mention working a low class job. If she at least procreated with an average height normie, then maybe i wouldnt be here

 

[Doesitmatter?]

Same, i wish to torture my dad to death when he gets old

 

[KinkyKangaKoala]

blue eyes

Aryan confirmed.

 

[Friezacel]

Same, i wish to torture my dad to death when he gets old

I dont wanna rot in jail, but it would be funny to see my parents become old and weak and then refusing them to help when they need it

 

[Friezacel]

Aryan confirmed.

I have dark green/brown eyes and am 5'6ft, im everything but a stereotypical Aryan

 

[KinkyKangaKoala]

I have dark green/brown eyes and am 5'6ft, im everything but a stereotypical Aryan

"Green" eyes eh.

Reported.

 

[Friezacel]

"Green" eyes eh.

Reported.

Green/brown according to my ID. You wont even notice from a distance that they are green

 

[KinkyKangaKoala]

Green/brown according to my ID. You wont even notice from a distance that they are green

 

[highschoolcel]

What I'm seeing in this thread is some pseudo-edgy kid blaming a woman for choosing a sub8 male over a Chad.

 

[Friezacel]

What I'm seeing in this thread is some pseudo-edgy kid blaming a woman for choosing a sub8 male over a Chad.

Yes because its literally the reason why im short and ugly. Her genes werent terrible but she flushed down everything the toilet

 

[Racial-Identitarian]

What I'm seeing in this thread is some pseudo-edgy kid blaming a woman for choosing a sub8 male over a Chad.

Yeah buddy

It's not a rocket science isn't it
He never choose any of his shit life

 

[light]

Same, i wish to torture my dad to death when he gets old

 

[light]

Yes because its literally the reason why im short and ugly. Her genes werent terrible but she flushed down everything the toilet

bro the same shit happened with me. shit fucking sucks when your father lucked out only for him to create a subhuman and for you to be thrown into a giga hypergamous world and muh mother gaslights me and says muh looks dont matter and shes htb/stacylite in her prime and did tv ads

 

[light]

Yeah buddy

It's not a rocket science isn't it
He never choose any of his shit life

Same, i wish to torture my dad to death when he gets old

bro the same shit happened with me. shit fucking sucks when your father lucked out only for him to create a subhuman and for you to be thrown into a giga hypergamous world and muh mother gaslights me and says muh looks dont matter and shes htb/stacylite in her prime and did tv ads

 

[Starfish Vs Koala]

what's an oofy doofy exactly

 

[Skoga]

My dad is also ugly as shit, if he was born in this generation, he would be a truecel

 

[Skoga]

what's an oofy doofy exactly

JoinedJul 21, 2024Posts37,321

 

[Mr. Agent Clark]

What I'm seeing in this thread is some pseudo-edgy kid blaming a woman for choosing a sub8 male over a Chad.

 

[BSGMANLET]

Yes because its literally the reason why im short and ugly. Her genes werent terrible but she flushed down everything the toilet

My dad was extremely tall 6'3 and my mom was 5'6 sadly I got most of my mom genes fml.
Everybody in my family is tall 5'10-6'3 while I'm 5'6. Everybody in my family got my dad's genes except for me.

 

[Izayacel]

Your fathER is shortER then my sistER . Es ist übER , Vorbei .

Eugenics should be forced tbh .

 

[Friezacel]

what's an oofy doofy exactly

The guy toilets settle down with after getting pumped and dumped by Chad

 

[Friezacel]

My dad is also ugly as shit, if he was born in this generation, he would be a truecel

Same, Norwood reaper snatched his soul very early + his height

 

[Friezacel]

My dad was extremely tall 6'3 and my mom was 5'6 sadly I got most of my mom genes fml.
Everybody in my family is tall 5'10-6'3 while I'm 5'6. Everybody in my family got my dad's genes except for me.

Genetic recombination is very brutal, it can make or break you

 

[slapthatsillywilly]

Your description of your dad sounds exactly like me except I'm a little shorter lmao

 

[Friezacel]

Your fathER is shortER then my sistER . Es ist übER , Vorbei .

Wie groß ist deine Schwester ?

Eugenics should be forced tbh .

Wird wohl nur Wunschdenken bleiben, nach dem aktuellen Zeitgeist sind Eugenics nämlich unmoralisch und werden oft mit NS Zeit in Verbindung gebracht hat (und das obwohl Frauen schlimmer als Hitler sind, wenigstens hatten Manlets und Uggos in der NS Zeit die Chance aufzusteigen)

 

[CEO of Simps]

I wish I was Oofie dofie maxxed

 

[Friezacel]

I wish I was Oofie dofie maxxed

If you really know what it means to be an Oofy Doofy, you wouldnt

 

[Autistic Kanga]

I wish I was Oofie dofie maxxed

I would rather be incel for life rather than picking up chad's leftovers.

 

[Friezacel]

I would rather be incel for life rather than picking up chad's leftovers.

 

[Izayacel]

Wie groß ist deine Schwester ?

Wird wohl nur Wunschdenken bleiben, nach dem aktuellen Zeitgeist sind Eugenics nämlich unmoralisch und werden oft mit NS Zeit in Verbindung gebracht hat (und das obwohl Frauen schlimmer als Hitler sind, wenigstens hatten Manlets und Uggos in der NS Zeit die Chance aufzusteigen)

171 oder 172 . ich bin 177 . Alter . 10cm mehr und ich könnte ( warhscheinlich ) Ogre Maxen .

 

[Friezacel]

171 oder 172 . ich bin 177 . Alter . 10cm mehr und ich könnte ( warhscheinlich ) Ogre Maxen .

Bin mir ziemlich sicher dass du mal gesagt hast, du wärst 1.73m oder 1.74m

Und mit 1.71 wäre deine Schwester schon überdurchschnittlich groß, da ist es auch nicht schwer nen Manlet zu moggen

 

[PrototypeCel]

mentally abusive chad father or chill oofy doofy

 

[chubby'n'bald scum]

With all due respect, you missed the point.

Your sub5 poor father was able to marry a regular foid. In 2024 this is not possible anymore, even if you are the most cuck in the world, you wont be able to marry a regular foid If you are poor and sub-5.

(Im not taking deadbedroom marriages in consideration).

 

[Friezacel]

mentally abusive chad father or chill oofy doofy

I pick the first one

 

[PrototypeCel]

I pick the first one

but u dont get the genes

 

[Friezacel]

but u dont get the genes

In that case the Oofy Doofy then

 

[erenyeager]

I want to eat your face bro

 

[Friezacel]

I want to eat your face bro

lay off the drugs

 

[erenyeager]

lay off the drugs

No man human flesh is better

 

[suicidecase]

Wtf is an oofy doofy

 

[PrototypeCel]

and for you to be thrown into a giga hypergamous world and muh mother gaslights me and says muh looks dont matter

same
my mom is sub5 but gigablupilled bc she got my dad

 

[Friezacel]

Wtf is an oofy doofy

Why are there so many 2023 or older accounts who never heard of Oofy Doofy