I wanted to turn in a lottery scratcher for $2 and I wanted to use my rewards points to get a free 24oz can of Monster Energy (the biggest size).
I pulled into the parking lot, and immediately two goblinas pulled up next to me in a van. They both get out, one was just a bit overweight, the other was short and fat. The sad thing was - fifteen years ago - I may have found her attractive, but now she is just a fat goblina with a bad attitude in my eyes.
Before I even stepped out of my car, the goblinas walked in and out of the 7-Eleven, as if they just wanted to see how much a box of condoms cost.
When I went inside, there was already some chad coming up to pay for his items. So, I just went to go get my Monster Energy first. Man, the cashier was a goblina, a short chubby one. This goblina’s ass was so fat, she had to wear spandex to work. She was so nice to the skinny chad, he was the opposite of her body type.
I received my $2 and left with my Monster EnERgy.
I pulled into the parking lot, and immediately two goblinas pulled up next to me in a van. They both get out, one was just a bit overweight, the other was short and fat. The sad thing was - fifteen years ago - I may have found her attractive, but now she is just a fat goblina with a bad attitude in my eyes.
Before I even stepped out of my car, the goblinas walked in and out of the 7-Eleven, as if they just wanted to see how much a box of condoms cost.
When I went inside, there was already some chad coming up to pay for his items. So, I just went to go get my Monster Energy first. Man, the cashier was a goblina, a short chubby one. This goblina’s ass was so fat, she had to wear spandex to work. She was so nice to the skinny chad, he was the opposite of her body type.
I received my $2 and left with my Monster EnERgy.
