SuicideFuel I had sex with a tortilla (not lying)

[Words2_live_bye]

I was horny, desperate, wanted to rub my dick on something, so i rolled up a tortilla from the fridge and wet it with some warm water, went to town on that little bitch, ended up not feeling much. Got lots of wet slimy tortilla on my dick, would not recommend. I used a vacuum cleaner for a blowjob right after btw

 

[Lonelyus]

I was horny, desperate, wanted to rub my dick on something, so i rolled up a tortilla from the fridge and wet it with some warm water, went to town on that little bitch, ended up not feeling much. Got lots of wet slimy tortilla on my dick, would not recommend. I used a vacuum cleaner for a blowjob right after btw

View: https://youtu.be/K1aVECI4Jas

 

[Jedi Master Cock ru]

I used a vacuum cleaner for a blowjob right after btw

Did it clean off the tortilla? Also was that the primary reason for using it (or the blowjob)?

 

[Adolf Hitler]

While Chad is fucking a big booty Latina you are a fucking a tortilla

 

[FakeFakecel]

This is what subhumanity does to a man

 

[Emba]

While Chad is fucking a big booty Latina you are a fucking a tortilla

¡Oye!

 

[Serpents reign]

I'm gonna guess that this is one of those soft shells. And you just wrapped it around like a hot dog You're just moved it back and forth up and down like a pocket pussy?

 

[asocialcel]

This is what subhumanity does to a man

 

[Logic55]

This is what happens when women refuse to give sex and love to an incel

 

[Logic55]

I was horny, desperate, wanted to rub my dick on something, so i rolled up a tortilla from the fridge and wet it with some warm water, went to town on that little bitch, ended up not feeling much. Got lots of wet slimy tortilla on my dick, would not recommend. I used a vacuum cleaner for a blowjob right after btw

It's so fucking over when you resort to having sex with a tortilla instead of a real woman due to hypergamy

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Average inkwel wank

 

[Words2_live_bye]

While Chad is fucking a big booty Latina you are a fucking a tortilla

 

[RelentlessAssault]

While Chad is fucking a big booty Latina you are a fucking a tortilla

 

[Kinosuke]

View: https://youtu.be/K1aVECI4Jas

 

[AsiaCel]

Wtf lol

 

[Cletus Longthing]

I was horny, desperate, wanted to rub my dick on something, so i rolled up a tortilla from the fridge and wet it with some warm water, went to town on that little bitch, ended up not feeling much. Got lots of wet slimy tortilla on my dick, would not recommend. I used a vacuum cleaner for a blowjob right after btw

Bro ascended with a Tortilla

 

[RandomGuy]