Serious I had laser hair removal on my ass including asshole

[Guest37263]

Feelsgoodman

Nice n smooth to wipe and clean and no shit flakes in butt hair lmao

Also, a little Chinese chick does it, she doesn’t care at all about being gentle, just grabs my buttcheeks aggressively and spreads them apart to get the laser beam in my asshole and zaps the fuck away, hurts like a bitch, over in 10 mins tho

And before ppl call me fakecel I PAID HER to laser my asshole so she has to spread my ass to get in lol

 

[Blacktarpill]

Good idea tbh. I fon't have any hair on my chest etc. but i have a shitload if ass hair.
I know that feel.

 

[SkinnyBaldcel]

I have laser removal on my upper body unfortunately the guy doesn't want to laser ass or other "personal" parts of the body for anyone so

 

[Ritalincel]

beams me

 

[Deleted member 12355]

hadn't even considered the possibility up until now

 

[Insomniac]

threads like this are what I come here for tbh

 

[Guest37263]

hadn't even considered the possibility up until now

Glad I’ve helped! Lol

 

[Ritalincel]

threads like this are what I come here for tbh

 

[Zttz]

hadn't even considered the possibility up until now

 

[First loss]

Imagine your job being lasering someone's asshole all day long

 

[Cuyen]

why bro it sounds gay

 

[Agent_Coper]

Assholemogs me to hell and back.

 

[rabitter]

just get your asshole lasered by a noodlewhore theory

 

[Juxtaposition6]

Smoothnessmogs me

 

[wizardcel]

Feelsgoodman

Nice n smooth to wipe and clean and no shit flakes in butt hair lmao

Also, a little Chinese chick does it, she doesn’t care at all about being gentle, just grabs my buttcheeks aggressively and spreads them apart to get the laser beam in my asshole and zaps the fuck away, hurts like a bitch, over in 10 mins tho

And before ppl call me fakecel I PAID HER to laser my asshole so she has to spread my ass to get in lol

If you were attractive she would have licked your ass.

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Wtf

 

[Michael15651]

Good cope

 

[Guest2]

I PAID HER to laser my asshole so she has to spread my ass to get in lol

 

[456C6C696F74]

Feelsgoodman

Nice n smooth to wipe and clean and no shit flakes in butt hair lmao

Also, a little Chinese chick does it, she doesn’t care at all about being gentle, just grabs my buttcheeks aggressively and spreads them apart to get the laser beam in my asshole and zaps the fuck away, hurts like a bitch, over in 10 mins tho

And before ppl call me fakecel I PAID HER to laser my asshole so she has to spread my ass to get in lol

What went through your head while it happened?

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

I hate having to wipe 20 times when i shit tar

How much is it permanent

 

[Ap0calypse]

But why tho

 

[Deleted member 60]

of all the places...

 

[shibo]

Tbh i should laser my ass. I am a very hairy curry

 

[Ritalincel]

But why tho

smooth to wipe and clean and no shit flakes in butt hair lmao

Tbh i should laser my ass

 

[ordinaryotaku]

You shouldn't have done that, you're gonna get really bad swamp ass.

 

[CopeWithTheRope]

should went in there with shit in your ass and farted on the whore tbh

 

[Mainländer]

What's the Darwinian explanation for hair around the asshole? That shit is utterly useless, ugly as fuck and only brings trouble.

 

[BummerDrummerOG]

What's the Darwinian explanation for hair around the asshole? That shit is utterly useless, ugly as fuck and only brings trouble.

I hear it makes your farts quiet, and keeps you warm. In the modern age I bet having a hairy ass stops prison rape

 

[SchrodingersDick]

And before ppl call me fakecel I PAID HER to laser my asshole so she has to spread my ass to get in lol

 

[skyrimcel]

Let me get this straight. So you paid a noodlewhore to peg your asshole with a laser beam?

 

[Ritalincel]

What's the Darwinian explanation for hair around the asshole? That shit is utterly useless, ugly as fuck and only brings trouble.

prevents uncontrollable sweating of the ass

 

[Life Wasted]

I've considered this, we ethnics are hairy AF, how much did it cost you?

 

[Reprobus]

why bro it sounds gay

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

I just trim my ass hair same as my entire body hair with a trimmer every few weeks. You smell less with less body hair. But I wouldn't want to be hairless, since it just makes you look unmasculine. Trimmed down body hair looks better than no body hair at all.

 

[Smallondick]

What's the Darwinian explanation for hair around the asshole? That shit is utterly useless, ugly as fuck and only brings trouble.

Is there a homemade technique to permanently remove hair?

 

[Ritalincel]

Is there a homemade technique to permanently remove hair?

 

[Deleted member 60]

Trimmed down body hair looks better than no body hair at all.

cope

 

[Smallondick]

 

[Deleted member 60]

some people recommend plucking your dick hair, JFL

 

[The End]

Ladyboy half achieved. Also, pics please.

 

[Words2_live_bye]

removing hair from your asshole is extremely gay

 

[mviper]

enjoy your asshole cancer in 10 years

 

[Deleted member 16359]

I've always wanted to do this