I had a chance at losing my virginity to my sisters' friend but fucked it up

[jagged0]

My sister had some of her friends over, they were messing around and doing girly stuff I was just watching smackdown not the shitty crap they show now but back when it was good; anyways she starts watching it with me and before I knew it we're in my room. 

Now as much of an awkward virgin as you'd expect I had no fucking idea what to do, insteading of fingering her or using my tongue I tried just sticking it in dry (it didn't turn out good) I think she was a virgin too so it was incredibly tough even trying to get it in, the entire experience was shitty and not magical at all so I wasn't too surprised when she abandoned fucking me halfway through in my horrible attempt at penetrating her with my non giga-sized dick.

Now I'm sitting here bitter and upset that I didn't start watching porn during that time, if I did I would've been so much better and more prepared to fuck a JB girl as hot as that; too bad that I'll never get that chance again since I turned ugly as fuck when my mid-final stages of puberty hit.

 

[blickpall]

You do know that these types of posts trigger people right?

What do you gain from a humblebrag post like this?

What kind of dialogue are looking to generate with a post of this nature?

You know diaries exist right?

 

[jagged0]

You do know that these types of posts trigger people right?

What do you gain from a humblebrag post like this?

What kind of dialogue are looking to generate with a post of this nature?

You know diaries exist right?

Incels.me is all our personal diary of how fucked this world is.

 

[Deleted member 236]

Fakecels be banned.

 

[modus_coperandi]

You do know that these types of posts trigger people right?

What do you gain from a humblebrag post like this?

What kind of dialogue are looking to generate with a post of this nature?

You know diaries exist right?

Stop acting like some triggered cunt. He completely fucked it up and ended up irreversibly ugly. All good man.

 

[ilieknothing]

out fakecel out, I can only dream of this

 

[blickpall]

Stop acting like some triggered cunt. He completely fucked it up and ended up irreversibly ugly. All good man.

Personally I have no problem with people who aren't even virgins being on this site.

I have a problem with these posts that contribute absolutely nothing beside "Hey guys btw I touched a pussy once but I am still a virgin."

That's literally the summary of his entire post. It's like, "Oh, hey, great. That's good to know. Thanks for informing us."

He didn't answer my questions, so I guess I'll ask you. What is the purpose of this post? What sort of discourse is it trying to promote?

 

[AsiaCel]

Fakecel.

 

[Framecel222]

As someone who also got close once as well, I can empathize.

You really left out the middle part of your story though. You're watching TV and then the next moment you're sticking your tip in your sister's friend's vag? There's so much context missing.

 

[BlackPill47]

Shit, man. You should have kissed her and got her wet first. I guess you weren't to know.

 

[modus_coperandi]

Personally I have no problem with people who aren't even virgins being on this site.

I have a problem with these posts that contribute absolutely nothing beside "Hey guys btw I touched a pussy once but I am still a virgin."

That's literally the summary of his entire post. It's like, "Oh, hey, great. That's good to know. Thanks for informing us."

He didn't answer my questions, so I guess I'll ask you. What is the purpose of this post? What sort of discourse is it trying to promote?

Ok, didn't see what your problem was. Then i have to agree even.

 

[Wearacombl]

Good one if true.
It proves that you have the capabilities to escape inceldom.
Without irony, try TRP, that shit was made for people who can get laid, but don't know how yet. It's just useless for thoser of us who don't have the inherent looks in order to make it.

 

[DankIncel]

F A K E C E L

 

[Reddit_is_for_cucks]

Kill your self and gtfo this sub.

Can we ban idiots like him who brag about sex like him.

I mean I see enoug of this sex and relationship crap in public and it makes me suicidal as fuck.

Last thing I need is, idiots writing threads like this on incel. I hope you get banned for running my day

 

[Incel_Dikshit]

I hope you die slowly of aids and that so called virgin bitch of yours too.



I swear to god i hate you fuck offfffff.
What do you try to reach with this post? Making us feel more shittier then we are?
I bet you still an ugly motherfucker.

 

[Zielony4]

You technically did lose your virginity though. Congrats. I wish I got to have a prime JB.

 

[adamibalint]

Fuck off

 

[kodoku]

So mods give nick colors to the fakecels now I see

 

[Minjaze]

Gtfo out of here fakecel, go make someone else feel shitty and inferior.

 

[NekoStance]

At this age EVERY MICRO-SECOND counts, is vital, and could spell the difference between success or doom

I remember when I was young kid, one of the sexiest little girls I knew was about to go down on me but I curled up my stomach shy to her touch like a kid. She got really turned off and just slept on bed for a bit then kicked me out.

 

[blickpall]

So mods give nick colors to the fakecels now I see

You earn those by shitposting past a certain threshold so you need to step your game up and you too can have a color.

 

[Deleted member 677]

FAKECEL BE GONE

 

[WhoDisFam]

How are you gonna complain that your dick didn't fit in to a forum which has people getting upset at not even seeing a girl naked? It's like complaining you can't afford a ferrari, only a corolla to someone taking the public transit. Fakecell to the max. Out. :skeptical:

 

[modus_coperandi]

How are you gonna complain that your dick didn't fit in to a forum which has people getting upset at not even seeing a girl naked? It's like complaining you can't afford a ferrari, only a corolla to someone taking the public transit. Fakecell to the max. Out. :skeptical:

Because he's a fucking lookism fag. We have two completely separated communities here with a totally different set of life experiences.

 

[Bushladen008]

Kill your self and gtfo this sub.

Can we ban idiots like him who brag about sex like him.

I mean I see enoug of this sex and relationship crap in public and it makes me suicidal as fuck.

Last thing I need is, idiots writing threads like this on incel. I hope you get banned for running my day

Preach.

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Hang the lookism faggots by the balls.

 

[KyloRen]

I'd forgive one event. If this is a continuing pattern with OP, he needs to GTFO.

 

[BlaKdaGGeRz]

As someone who also got close once as well, I can empathize.

You really left out the middle part of your story though. You're watching TV and then the next moment you're sticking your tip in your sister's friend's vag? There's so much context missing.

ban this fakecel

 

[NekoStance]

As someone who also got close once as well, I can empathize.

You really left out the middle part of your story though. You're watching TV and then the next moment you're sticking your tip in your sister's friend's vag? There's so much context missing.

I think this is what triggered ppl

 

[whogivesafucc]

Kill your self and gtfo this sub.

Can we ban idiots like him who brag about sex like him.
I mean I see enoug of this sex and relationship crap in public and it makes me suicidal as fuck.
Last thing I need is, idiots writing threads like this on incel. I hope you get banned for running my day

Preach.

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Hang the lookism faggots by the balls.

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[Solitarian_Walker]

How old were you two?

 

[flowerful]

Yeah nice LARP

 

[AutisticNormie]

What did she taste like? Some girls can look cute but they taste like shit

 

[Deleted member 60]

purge these lookism fags.