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I got to go to uni tomorrow and I haven't jerked off in five days.

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I haven't jerked off in 5 days so I can make it extra enjoyable for when I do jerk off. I have to go to uni tomorrow and I'm going to lose my mind at all the sluts in yoga pants and showing their asses.
 
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I don’t enjoy wanking anymore.
 
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King_of_morons said:
I don’t enjoy wanking anymore.

Neither did I, that's why Im taking a brake to allow my nerves to heal and to get a better ejaculation.
 
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Crustaciouse said:
I haven't jerked off in 5 days so I can make it extra enjoyable for when I do jerk off. I have to go to uni tomorrow and I'm going to lose my mind at all the sluts in yoga pants and showing their asses.

Just fap now. If you fail uni you cant even be betabux and get pity sex.
 
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give it two more days and u will nut, guarantee
 
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fap in the bathroom

fap in class under table
 
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Longest I went was a month when I was in hospital.

Aren't you concerned the sexual urge might be too strong and you'll get accidentally rapey?
 
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Jerk of before you go, don’t end up raping them in lmao.

We have porn for a reason, use it
 

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