I got Stacey's Toyota Towed,

[Norville Wood]

Where I work I'm in charge of the parking lot. Trash. Trespassing. Parking.

A red haired hottie, a 9, with huge hooters (I saw her on the store vid) parked her Highlander across 2 spots.

Then walked off while texting, not even coming in the store.

I hotlined our tow agency, and the fucking truck was gone in ten minutes.

Stacey returned and freaked out. I played dumb, ...at first.

Then....OH, WAS THAT DOUBLE PARKED TRUCK YOURS???

YEAH, ITS TOWED, !

Stacey threatened to have me fucked up, and I pretended to call the cops for threats.

Lol

 

[Norville Wood]

Where I work I'm in charge of the parking lot. Trash. Trespassing. Parking.

A red haired hottie, a 9, with huge hooters (I saw her on the store vid) parked her Highlander across 2 spots.

Then walked off while texting, not even coming in the store.

I hotlined our tow agency, and the fucking truck was gone in ten minutes.

Stacey returned and freaked out. I played dumb, ...at first.

Then....OH, WAS THAT DOUBLE PARKED TRUCK YOURS???

YEAH, ITS TOWED, !

Stacey threatened to have me fucked up, and I pretended to call the cops for threats.

Lol

 

[TheCatMan]

Huge hooters

 

[Norville Wood]

Huge hooters

 

[based_meme]

The fucking entitlement. Rage fuel.

 

[Emba]

I learned how to park online