LifeFuel i got higher than gambler's post counts and got in the shower and jacked my dick to the biggest cuuum in history

[Indari]

hoooly fuuuk it lasted like forever. weed makes your imagination so much better


i used soap as lube. my dick is clean as fuck now if u know what i mean

 

[jerrycan dan]

Doesn't your cum turn into hard glue when you release it in the shower from the warm water? Whenever I'm feeling retarded and nut in the shower caramelised semen gets stuck in my peepee hole and itches for days.

 

[Six]

Spoiler

 

[UltraFayJr.]

Glorious.

 

[Zaetheus]

Me on nofap:

 

[Indari]

Doesn't your cum turn into hard glue when you release it in the shower from the warm water? Whenever I'm feeling retarded and nut in the shower caramelised semen gets stuck in my peepee hole and itches for days.

 

[Newbite]

I jacked off today aswell busting a huge load all over my bed

 

[Frankenstein's M.]

Me on nofap:
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That's us all son

 

[Zaetheus]

I jacked off today aswell busting a huge load all over my bed

Should’ve focused on something else instead of wasting time/energy on fapping.

 

[Newbite]

Should’ve focused on something else instead of wasting time/energy on fapping.
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Got nothing to do

 

[Zesto]

Now you can start your nofap streak.

 

[Ritalincel]

Doesn't your cum turn into hard glue when you release it in the shower from the warm water? Whenever I'm feeling retarded and nut in the shower caramelised semen gets stuck in my peepee hole and itches for days.

 

[Hunter]

Now you can start your nofap streak.

he doesnt believe in nofap, he only does it to cum bigger.

 

[Zesto]

he doesnt believe in nofap, he only does it to cum bigger.

That's a noble reason.

I'm saving up for a bukkake party I plan on throwing if I ascend.

 

[KV-]

hoooly fuuuk it lasted like forever. weed makes your imagination so much better


i used soap as lube. my dick is clean as fuck now if u know what i mean

Over for Greekcels, then they postmogged us, now they have nothing.

 

[Deleted member 60]

Low IQ. Do you even want to ascend?

 

[Modus Coperandi]

Doesn't your cum turn into hard glue when you release it in the shower from the warm water? Whenever I'm feeling retarded and nut in the shower caramelised semen gets stuck in my peepee hole and itches for days.

 

[everythingislava]

i used soap as lube. my dick is clean as fuck now if u know what i mean

I'm glad.

 

[Deleted member 2119]

Gambler set a new shitpostibg standard. He had this post count since January

 

[Sturmgeist]

Doesn't your cum turn into hard glue when you release it in the shower from the warm water? Whenever I'm feeling retarded and nut in the shower caramelised semen gets stuck in my peepee hole and itches for days.

I've never had that issue myself, but I don't keep my dick under the shower when I jack off. I move out of the stream of water. I cum on the shower curtain and then just use the showerhead to wash it down the plughole.

 

[blickpall]

Doesn't your cum turn into hard glue when you release it in the shower from the warm water? Whenever I'm feeling retarded and nut in the shower caramelised semen gets stuck in my peepee hole and itches for days.

This only happens with warm water, which acts as a sort of coagulant on semen. Use cold water to wash semen off of things to prevent this issue.

@Indari: You're going to clog your drain and then you or your mom will have to dig in there to excavate your pubic hairs, clumped in solidified semen balls.

 

[Indari]

This only happens with warm water, which acts as a sort of coagulant on semen. Use cold water to wash semen off of things to prevent this issue.

@Indari: You're going to clog your drain and then you or your mom will have to dig in there to excavate your pubic hairs, clumped in solidified semen balls.

why would semen do this? it is like it is actively trying to sabotage all showerfapcels

 

[blickpall]

why would semen do this? it is like it is actively trying to sabotage all showerfapcels

It's a conspiracy theory against low value males tbh. The worst part is that it is your own semen, your own DNA-infused sperm in a fluid that you yourself produce, that does this to you.

 

[UBERCEL]

It's a conspiracy theory against low value males tbh. The worst part is that it is your own semen, your own DNA-infused sperm in a fluid that you yourself produce, that does this to you.

Mfw all the 500 million of my kids stab me in the back.