Serious I got arrested today

[Skinlesscel]

I was busy listening to some videos on YT, my brother is idiot got into a fight with me because of my neet lifestyle, It got a bit messy and the cops arrived, first time ever was locked behind bars and got my crappy hand prints and face saved there, idiot brother must always fight me

Thanks they didn’t found this site haha, would be awkward explaining this shit eh

got my assed freed and now the idiot must not bother me for a week and I not him for week, whatever I happily accepted this

 

[rope2cope]

thugmaxxed, you might get a gf now.

 

[Skinlesscel]

Who is enforcing this temp restraining order?

Dunno, probably nobody they got pissed off to wasting their time, I don’t speak to my brother anyways so this order is meaningless tbh

 

[MarquisDeSade]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUjUz_QEh48

 

[Skinlesscel]

Guys, I from Kikeland, month ago I shredded a Kike holy book put it inside my closet, Thankfully they didn’t open anything up and just cuffed us away… imagine trying to explain them the fucking goy hatred and false medical circumcision, I would rope at this point forward haha, got rid of the damn book just in case..

jew cop: why destroy holy book?
Me: It’s a Jew garbage that influenced doctors to cut off foreskins

Jew cop: oy vey, the goyim knows! Put him in Goy torture room until he accepts holy YWHW

 

[PPEcel]

no court orders? just catch and release?

oh this is nothing then

 

[Skinlesscel]

no court orders? just catch and release?

oh this is nothing then

Hopefully nothing come out of this, seems quite so far, damn this fucking brother get a life for once, stupid idiot always bullying me, got my lip blooded now I look even more incelish, they freaking laugh at my height, the foid cop hold my fingers against the printer with gloves, like she’s touching garbage

 

[PPEcel]

gloves, like she’s touching garbage

Just good forensic practice imo

 

[Deleted member 36666]

thugmaxxed, you might get a gf now.

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I lose my shit everytime I shoplift and this dude is literally vibing out with the police

 

[Skinlesscel]

Just good forensic practice imo

She was a Russian Slav, quite tall and I remember redhead? Nothing against her but I would love if she was my gf, she can cuff me everyday
I hopefully not being watched have this paranoia all of sudden, thankfully this site is quite hidden and I use anonymous connection

 

[nice_try]

Who called the cops?

 

[MarquisDeSade]

Does anybody else here like sexy police officer ladies?

"Just rough me up baby, I'm ready to be interrogated or frisked. I want a full-body cavity check and pat down."

 

[rope2cope]

Does anybody else here like sexy police officer ladies?

"Just rough me up baby, I'm ready to be interrogated or frisked. I want a full-body cavity check and pat down."

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i'd just get arrested every day for petty shit that they release you for with no further action if she was the one arresting, she can feed me shitty food though a hatch, maybe my hand will graze hers as I reach for the food.

 

[Skinlesscel]

Who called the cops?

Neighbors heard yells and threats, I actually threaten the fool with a knife, told him to stay away, they confiscated my favorite Tanto and my room is full of medieval style weaponry include swords and a heavy mace, but they didn’t saw all the weapons, I claimed to them I’m just a collector of items, The Kikes think everybody is up to hunt them

I was like: dude, that’s my hobby and I collect this crap for three years it all dusty from sitting there looking pretty, he was smart enough to figure it out, not always the case

 

[MarquisDeSade]

i'd just get arrested every day for petty shit that they release you for with no further action if she was the one arresting, she can feed me shitty food though a hatch, maybe my hand will graze hers as I reach for the food.

 

[Skinlesscel]

I was afraid I going to rename myself into Ironcel due to being locked in a cold room with iron chair, I was too dead inside I couldn’t care less but the gods saved me from captivity and released me

 

[PPEcel]

You are in kikeland?

 

[Skinlesscel]

You are in kikeland?

Sadly yes, I was happy before messing with the Jewish foids make them suck my smelly foreskin, but then the thing got freaking tight and the urologist convince me to let go of my goy status, holy shit I got ED and lost 90% of any pleasure absolutely regret it, that’s why I beg you guys to help fund Foreskin regeneration because I’m so depressed not even escorts help me cope, I just became a living joke

 

[rope2cope]

Sadly yes, I was happy before messing with the Jewish foids make them suck my smelly foreskin, but then the thing got freaking tight and the urologist convince me to let go of my goy status, holy shit I got ED and lost 90% of any pleasure absolutely regret it, that’s why I beg you guys to help fund Foreskin regeneration because I’m so depressed not even escorts help me cope, I just became a living joke

what type of escorts do you have there?

 

[Skinlesscel]

what type of escorts do you have there?

Bunch of Russian/East European girls mostly, will do about anything for some shekel

 

[MarquisDeSade]

I was afraid I going to rename myself into Ironcel due to being locked in a cold room with iron chair, I was too dead inside I couldn’t care less but the gods saved me from captivity and released me

 

[PPEcel]

Sadly yes, I was happy before messing with the Jewish foids make them suck my smelly foreskin, but then the thing got freaking tight and the urologist convince me to let go of my goy status, holy shit I got ED and lost 90% of any pleasure absolutely regret it, that’s why I beg you guys to help fund Foreskin regeneration because I’m so depressed not even escorts help me cope, I just became a living joke

 

[Skinlesscel]

I was afraid sleeping there, first time in prison, this trauma will follow me for some time

 

[MarquisDeSade]

I was afraid sleeping there, first time in prison, this trauma will follow me for some time

I've been to jail twice for minor offenses, shit happens.

 

[Skinlesscel]

I've been to jail twice for minor offenses, shit happens.

I’m usually a good goy obeying “citizen”
Shit like this makes me uncomfortable, I never saw a jail before, closest thing I was mentally hospitalized some 12 years ago due to suicide and severe depression

 

[MarquisDeSade]

I’m usually a good goy obeying “citizen”
Shit like this makes me uncomfortable, I never saw a jail before, closest thing I was mentally hospitalized some 12 years ago due to suicide and severe depression

I remember one time I was in a jail cell and the jail guard threatened to fight me in my cell with the cameras turned off.

My response was, "Do it you faggot pussy."

He never did though.

 

[Skinlesscel]

I remember one time I was in a jail cell and the jail guard threatened to fight me in my cell with the cameras turned off.

My response was, "Do it you faggot pussy."

He never did though.

Just a minute brah, I get dressed into my fancy armor and face protector, grab a baton and a riot shield

 

[MarquisDeSade]

Just a minute brah, I get dressed into my fancy armor and face protector, grab a baton and a riot shield

I think by the end of it all I was counting how many cracks were in the cement floor to keep myself occupied, I even utilized the complimentary jail cell Bible as toilet paper. Literally wiping my own ass with the verses of Genesis on forward.

 

[Skinlesscel]

I think by the end of it all I was counting how many cracks were in the cement floor to keep myself occupied, I even utilized the complimentary jail cell Bible as toilet paper. Literally wiping my own ass with the verses of Genesis on forward.

holy book my ass

 

[MarquisDeSade]

holy book my ass

It's made for good reading material when you're wiping your ass on a toilet though. Doesn't flush down very well.

 

[Skinlesscel]

It's made for good reading material when you're wiping your ass on a toilet though. Doesn't flush down very well.

Even the toilet refuses to accept this garbage

 

[MarquisDeSade]

Even the toilet refuses to accept this garbage