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JFL I got a haircut, took a shower, went outside and this happened...

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Three days ago I decided to get a haircut, afterwards I took a shower and decided to go for a walk...

The moment I went outside 30 gigastacies jumped me, I was shocked... they couldn't let me go, 2 of them even kept following me as I was going home and were incredibly touchy

Guys I think bluepilled advice works... I cannot rationally explain what happened... I think they must've sensed my great personality o algo



(this is satire btw so don't ban me)
 
IMG 1893
 
Same bro! After a shower and a haircut I grew to 6’5 and my face started to morphed into Sean o’pry! It’s unbelievable what a haircut and shower can do!
 
Fuck off chad
 
What was the temperature of the shower you took?
 
Brutal bluepill I can't believe we were wrong the entire time.
 
Before showering:
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IMG 6491


IMG 6492

After showering:
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