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Worst Dating experience....that's a good question.
Let's see..
College GF #1:
Nerdy Gothic sorority Latina.
Very attractive, fun in the sack, fun to do nerdy stuff with- like play video games, watch sci-fi movies, read comic books, and even fiddle with action figures- she was into a lot of the same stuff as me.
The problem: She came from a pretty unhealthy home- her parents were split up, her father had a criminal record, she had a transsexual friend who had died from drugs a few years earlier, and she had also been molested as a child- so she definitely had a lot of psychological and emotional baggage- and it greatly strained the relationship.
She also cheated on me with one of my fraternity brothers, and also a theatre student- so that pretty much killed it. In the end, she couldn't be trusted, I kept getting hurt, and her mood swings tired me out- she needed help.
Her sorority sisters also caused a lot of drama for me, because every time I would screw up: At least 10 of her sorority sisters would stop me throughout campus and remind me of how shitty I was- so every time I made a mistake, I basically had 11 bitches nagging me about it. That got old super-fast.
College GF #2:
4.0 curvy redhead.
Very smart, beautiful red hair, and great smile.
The problem: She was a control freak, and if she didn't have everything EXACTLY her way: Hell's gates would open.
She ALSO came from a pretty bad home life- broken family, people with criminal records, and she was ALSO molested as a child.
This one was such a control freak that I basically couldn't move an inch unless I moved exactly the way she wanted- everything had to be her way 24/7- I had no freedom.
I never slept with her- I couldn't- my downstairs buddy was so turned off by her over-controlling attitude that every time she offered I had to say no. I wasn't happy, and nor was he. (Points downward)
Eventually I caught her in the bathroom at a party, making out with one of her friends, super-drunk, and I just decided: This is ridiculous...WTF am I doing with this woman? Seriously?
And that was it.
College GF #3:
Short busty blonde- didn't last very long- a couple months.
That was basically just a physical relationship- we didn't mean for it to really go anywhere.
That's college though man- stuff like that happens. ^_^
College GF #4:
A Nerdy, brown-haired, tomboy in camo gear.
SHE WAS ALSO MOLESTED AS A CHILD. (How...why...why am I a child molestation magnet? Seriously?)
Loved WOW, DND, anime, and we clicked pretty good at the beginning- but then things got a bit nutty.
The problem: This is gonna sound ridiculous, but this girl had a split personality. 0_0
I met her on Friday night, hooked up with her on Saturday night, and then shortly afterwards we were chilling in my quad, and her personality INSTANTLY CHANGED.
She went from a nice, gentle, caring, relaxed girl to a snappy, lippy, aggressive, borderline-violent person.
She STOMPED out of my quad, went downstairs to the ground floor, almost started a fight, and passed out in one of the chairs.
I remained in utter shock for at least 5 minutes after she left my quad- I had no clue what had just happened or where she had gone.
One of my frat brothers came and got me, "Your GF's passed out in one of the chairs downstairs man- you should go see her."
I went downstairs, collected her, took her back to my room, spent the night with her, and the next morning she explained to me what had happened.
She explained to me that she had a split personality due to being molested as a child- it had developed out of that trauma.
We lasted a month, and then I had to call it quits- because her behavior was too strange for me to constantly process. It was just weird.
That and she couldn't keep track of her birth control, "I can't remember if I took it yesterday or not..."- 0_0.....
Fellas...when a girl says shit like that: DROP HER.
She's fixing and fishing to get "accidentally" pregnant. RUN.
College GF #5:
Short, nerdy, brunette that attended a different school- we met online and decided to meet in person. Luckily for me, she turned out to be exactly who she said she was. No wacky Catfish episode for me. LOL
We travelled back and forth, visiting each other at our schools, and met each other's family over breaks and holidays- but she had a serious problem: DEEP DEPRESSION.
A majority of the times, when we met up, she spent most of the visit sleeping- which is a huge sign of depression. I'd just sit there and watch her sleep.
Eventually her depression just killed it- she wasn't fun, being with her wasn't fun, and you can't help somebody who isn't willing to help themselves- so I cut the cord and left. Couldn't do it anymore.
Long distance relationships aren't worth it.
College GF #6:
Another curvy redhead- except this one was covered with tattoos and was a self-taught tattoo artist.
I met her while working at a gas station over the summer- we went from flirty co-workers to a couple after I quit. I hated the job, I hated our manager, so I walked out.
After that, she texted me, we met up, and started seeing each other.
Like all the others, she came from a poor, broken, criminally involved family- and lived with her mother (who was quite rough around the edges herself).
The problem: She was too wild and immature for the point I was at in my life. I should've thought twice before pursuing her- it was my mistake.
Let me explain: I had just graduated from college, and I was looking for my first real job- so dressing properly, associating with the right people, putting the proper image out publicly (also on FB)- that kind of stuff became important to me. My weekends of getting hammered and pissing myself on park benches were over- I couldn't do that kind of stuff anymore- it wasn't presentable.
And that's basically all she wanted to do on the weekends: Go to parties, get drunk, and be irresponsible. She wasn't willing to grow up and act her age. (We were the same age)
She eventually ended up cheating on me with my best friend, and they both lied and hid it from me- for 3 weeks.
I ended up doing something I never thought I'd have the balls for: I caught them in the act.
This was actually quite clever of me- check this out:
What's the most vulnerable day of the week for most people? Sunday.
What part of Sunday is vulnerable for most people? Sunday Morning.
Why is Sunday morning the perfect time to drop in on people? Because chances are they got hammered last night, and they're completely zonked out. Their defenses are 100% down. They have nowhere to be. Sitting ducks.
SO, I drove over to my best friend's apartment that Sunday Morning, and his idiot roommates let me right in- sneaking in wasn't necessary. LOL
I KICKED his bedroom door open, stood there with my arms crossed, and there they were: Asleep. I caught them at the perfect time. Totally defenseless.
His eyes opened, and he immediately yelled, "GET OUT!!!!" - That's not rage you're projecting my friend, it's panic. You're busted. I got you.
"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!"- Oh I'll go, but just know this: You're no-longer my best friend, or a friend of my family. Never ask us for help ever again. You're never welcome in our home again, and you've disappointed us all. Have a good life buddy. (walks out)…
Shortly after that, they moved down to FL together, and broke up several months later. Losers.
GF #7:
I met my wife at Starbucks on a random day- a brunette with glasses and a perfect smile.
I saw her across the coffee shop, walked up to her, struck up a conversation, and we talked for a couple hours.
She invited me to a few family events, a wedding, and soon after that we became a couple.
It took 4 years for her to wear me down, and get me to propose- and here I am now- 2 years married- and I'm the happiest I've ever been.
Movies, stand up comedy, the TLC network, Law and Order- we have plenty of things we love to watch together.
She's the only person I'm willing to apologize to- and I told her that- I said: I don't apologize very often...and being with you, I've learned to be more caring and sympathetic.
She brings out the best in me man- I'm a better guy with her in my life- and I'm definitely the lucky one. ^_^
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