i fucking hate my chad roommate

[hit1erstestical]

my college roommate got randomly assigned to live with me and it's fucking hell for me.

he's constantly coming back every weekend telling me about all the different foids he fucked and i have to pretend to be interested and pretend to give a fuck.
i don’t care that 4 different toilets came up to you at a party and asked for your snapchat

he's 6'2 and jacked with phenomenal bone structure. if i were a fag i'd fuck the guy. but he's a constant reminder of how much of a failure i am.
dude doesn't even have to try and the foids flock to him and i’m sick of it.

he's boring and unintelligent. the foids don't care that in 8 years he’s going to be homeless because he's going to school for ENGLISH. why the fuck would you waste money on that degree.

 

[Lonelyus]

my college roommate got randomly assigned to live with me and it's fucking hell for me.

he's constantly coming back every weekend telling me about all the different foids he fucked and i have to pretend to be interested and pretend to give a fuck.
i don’t care that 4 different toilets came up to you at a party and asked for your snapchat

he's 6'2 and jacked with phenomenal bone structure. if i were a fag i'd fuck the guy. but he's a constant reminder of how much of a failure i am.
dude doesn't even have to try and the foids flock to him and i’m sick of it.

he's boring and unintelligent. the foids don't care that in 8 years he’s going to be homeless because he's going to school for ENGLISH. why the fuck would you waste money on that degree.

You clearly thought about fucking him

 

[FatFoidHater69]

Unlucky cousin. Do you share a bedroom with him or just a house? I lived in a shared accommodation with 8 people this year but thankfully none were chads XD. Some were decently tall though which was sad getting semi-heightmogged on a daily basis.

 

[UglyDumbass]

get out of here fag

 

[Pesttanz]

Stab him while he is sleeping (in red dead redemption)

 

[manletcel1488]

if i were a fag i'd fuck the guy.

Was about to say strong first post until I read that part.

 

[cripplecel]

Nigga you gayyyy

 

[I Gotta Survive]

faggot

 

[KinkyKanga]

faggot

 

[jasonsingh40]

the foids don't care that in 8 years he’s going to be homeless because he's going to school for ENGLISH.

The harsh truth is this relatively good looking low-IQ young man can parlay his undergraduate degree (doesn’t matter what subject, English, whatever) into an entry level office position in corporate sales or marketing or human resources and then move up purely on his good looks and ability to build social rapport with foids and other midwit chads (aka “networking skills”) in a feminized office environment.
So ya, he’s not gonna be homeless, sorry inkwell

 

[koala53]

if i were a fag i'd fuck the guy.

 

[PolskiKartofel]

if i were a fag i'd fuck the guy

Suspicious activity

 

[reveries]

if i were a fag i'd fuck the guy

@proudweeb
@Uggo Mongo
@Fat Link

 

[reveries]

Strong first post though.

 

[NocturnalCel]

my college roommate got randomly assigned to live with me and it's fucking hell for me.

he's constantly coming back every weekend telling me about all the different foids he fucked and i have to pretend to be interested and pretend to give a fuck.
i don’t care that 4 different toilets came up to you at a party and asked for your snapchat

he's 6'2 and jacked with phenomenal bone structure. if i were a fag i'd fuck the guy. but he's a constant reminder of how much of a failure i am.
dude doesn't even have to try and the foids flock to him and i’m sick of it.

he's boring and unintelligent. the foids don't care that in 8 years he’s going to be homeless because he's going to school for ENGLISH. why the fuck would you waste money on that degree.

He’s getting a degree in English
That means he likes reading woke queer books about feminism and studies symbolism i was forced to take English 101 and English composition and critical thinking in college, and they made us read the gayest, and most cucked shit! We had to analyze some gay play through the “feminist critique” and the “psychoanalytical critique”. It’s a major for retards and ugly foids end up becoming English lit professors. Check in on your suite mate in ten years, if he’s lucky, he’ll be working at Starbucks. He may end up Trooning out being exposed to all that woke nonsense.

 

[AlexAnguish]

"make his life hell by fucking with him. like pour a little bleach in his drink or some shit."

 

[ldargoblin]

Obvious gay larp. Was this gay ass post really worth registering here?

 

[Adolf Kitler]

if i were a fag i'd fuck the guy

 

[ParasiteToSociety]

if i were a fag i'd fuck the guy.

Ok fag

 

[Abi]

get out of here fag

 

[Abi]

OK GraAY faggot

 

[ConservativeCel]

my college roommate got randomly assigned to live with me and it's fucking hell for me.

he's constantly coming back every weekend telling me about all the different foids he fucked and i have to pretend to be interested and pretend to give a fuck.
i don’t care that 4 different toilets came up to you at a party and asked for your snapchat

he's 6'2 and jacked with phenomenal bone structure. if i were a fag i'd fuck the guy. but he's a constant reminder of how much of a failure i am.
dude doesn't even have to try and the foids flock to him and i’m sick of it.

he's boring and unintelligent. the foids don't care that in 8 years he’s going to be homeless because he's going to school for ENGLISH. why the fuck would you waste money on that degree.

If you're even legit and not larping, try to take advantage of this guy. Like goad him somehow to take severals foids to the room you two share. I mean SEVERAL for him to have an act of threesome, that sex-satiated Chads often love to perform. If you are particularly lucky, one or the other foid might not get enough of him, and give you a chance. Likely won't work out but why not give it a try.

 

[Darth Aries]

if i were a fag i'd fuck the guy

Average 2025cel

 

[Based NaziCel]

if i were a fag i'd fuck the guy.

Delete this because mods will view this and will ban you.I understand that you’re (still) a graycel and you don’t acknowledge every rule yet but faggotry is not allowed on here

 

[Cnidoblastos]

Is this a bait? Top kek, fucking low IQ

 

[JealousyandHatred]

The harsh truth is this relatively good looking low-IQ young man can parlay his undergraduate degree (doesn’t matter what subject, English, whatever) into an entry level office position in corporate sales or marketing or human resources and then move up purely on his good looks and ability to build social rapport with foids and other midwit chads (aka “networking skills”) in a feminized office environment.
So ya, he’s not gonna be homeless, sorry inkwell

TRVTH NVKE

If you're even legit and not larping, try to take advantage of this guy. Like goad him somehow to take severals foids to the room you two share. I mean SEVERAL for him to have an act of threesome, that sex-satiated Chads often love to perform. If you are particularly lucky, one or the other foid might not get enough of him, and give you a chance. Likely won't work out but why not give it a try.

Just sit around watching as a cuck waiting for sloppy seconds bro…

Also that will NEVER play out like that in real life because there would be nothing that would dry women’s pussies like a man so sexually unsuccessful that he resorts to watching chad have a threesome to sexually satisfy himself.

 

[Deformed]

If you hate him that much, try to kill him. if you can't kill him then hurt him in one way or another