I've never talked about this shit before, but I just want to vent it out. Fuck boomers.
All of those assholes are just like "well yew were lucky wit ur teknology hurr durr i wish wee had dat"
Imagine being such a spoiled piece of shit that you were able to not only experience the golden days of America, but the golden days of society itself. Being a slut was looked down upon, and there were still virgins. Literally anyone can get girls back then if you weren't deformed, and your chances were higher if you lived in a small town.
Imagine being such a spoiled piece of shit that you got a brand new, top of the line 1969 Chevelle SS 427 for your 16th birthday due to the economic prosperity that brought your parents after WWII. And then after fucking your prime girlfriend, smoking, drinking, and all out dirtying that 1969 Chevelle SS 427, you don't sell it, no, that would be absurd, you straight up let it rot in a junkyard or, if you lived on a farm, you ditched it in a barn in the late 70s because your new high paying job or your parents were able to afford you a top of the line Lincoln Town Car (there's a reason why old muscle cars are so fucking expensive now). Later on, in the 90s, a bit before or a bit after you retire, you buy another Chevelle SS 427, but restomodded, for $90k because "muh memories."
Imagine being such a spoiled piece of shit that you were able to get a pure, blonde virgin girlfriend who goes to your high school, passionately kiss her on prom night, and either deflower her while watching a romantic movie at the drive-in, or being able to establish a pure, successful marriage with her, producing three kids and living in a big house out in the middle of fucking nowhere. Chronic divorce raping wasn't even a thought back in the day, so you were basically not at risk for that bullshit.
Imagine being such a spoiled piece of shit that you want a welfare state that benefits you because your daily 16oz steak and 2 liter Coke diet is slowly killing you to the point where you have to be on tubes 24/7, so you choose to vote for a bunch of corrupt leftist politicians who are either going to instigate a second Civil War or they're going to establish the welfare state you want so badly, which will (ironically) put a bunch of upper/upper-middle class people in the hole.
Modern day women nowadays are repulsive, and it's impossible to get a virgin girlfriend. Most of the boomers that reproduced with hot as fuck girlfriends wouldn't stand a chance if they were young today, due to Tinder allowing women easier access to Chads. Even Chad has to fuck girls with a body count over 5. That's fucking repulsive. The 2008 economic recession literally Mortal Kombat fatality'd every upper middle/upper class family with middle aged parents in the dick to the point where they can't buy those type of cars regularly, and only on credit (FYI, a 427 SS MSRP in today's time would be about $37k).
You gonna tell me some more about how I'm "lucky" with this bullshit technology, you entitled fucking boomers? You "people" were the luckiest ones to ever live, by far, and experienced the greatest decades with the greatest music and lifestyle. JFL if you think "technology" puts us at a higher privilege, I fucking love going outside.
All of those assholes are just like "well yew were lucky wit ur teknology hurr durr i wish wee had dat"
Imagine being such a spoiled piece of shit that you were able to not only experience the golden days of America, but the golden days of society itself. Being a slut was looked down upon, and there were still virgins. Literally anyone can get girls back then if you weren't deformed, and your chances were higher if you lived in a small town.
Imagine being such a spoiled piece of shit that you got a brand new, top of the line 1969 Chevelle SS 427 for your 16th birthday due to the economic prosperity that brought your parents after WWII. And then after fucking your prime girlfriend, smoking, drinking, and all out dirtying that 1969 Chevelle SS 427, you don't sell it, no, that would be absurd, you straight up let it rot in a junkyard or, if you lived on a farm, you ditched it in a barn in the late 70s because your new high paying job or your parents were able to afford you a top of the line Lincoln Town Car (there's a reason why old muscle cars are so fucking expensive now). Later on, in the 90s, a bit before or a bit after you retire, you buy another Chevelle SS 427, but restomodded, for $90k because "muh memories."
Imagine being such a spoiled piece of shit that you were able to get a pure, blonde virgin girlfriend who goes to your high school, passionately kiss her on prom night, and either deflower her while watching a romantic movie at the drive-in, or being able to establish a pure, successful marriage with her, producing three kids and living in a big house out in the middle of fucking nowhere. Chronic divorce raping wasn't even a thought back in the day, so you were basically not at risk for that bullshit.
Imagine being such a spoiled piece of shit that you want a welfare state that benefits you because your daily 16oz steak and 2 liter Coke diet is slowly killing you to the point where you have to be on tubes 24/7, so you choose to vote for a bunch of corrupt leftist politicians who are either going to instigate a second Civil War or they're going to establish the welfare state you want so badly, which will (ironically) put a bunch of upper/upper-middle class people in the hole.
Modern day women nowadays are repulsive, and it's impossible to get a virgin girlfriend. Most of the boomers that reproduced with hot as fuck girlfriends wouldn't stand a chance if they were young today, due to Tinder allowing women easier access to Chads. Even Chad has to fuck girls with a body count over 5. That's fucking repulsive. The 2008 economic recession literally Mortal Kombat fatality'd every upper middle/upper class family with middle aged parents in the dick to the point where they can't buy those type of cars regularly, and only on credit (FYI, a 427 SS MSRP in today's time would be about $37k).
You gonna tell me some more about how I'm "lucky" with this bullshit technology, you entitled fucking boomers? You "people" were the luckiest ones to ever live, by far, and experienced the greatest decades with the greatest music and lifestyle. JFL if you think "technology" puts us at a higher privilege, I fucking love going outside.
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