LifeFuel I finally got over my "issue". I have been thinking of moving to Norway, is it a good idea? (Norwegiancels GTFIH)

[SmugMohito]

For months now I have been getting this urge to stick my dick inside of a spic. It was an irritating urge that felt like it wouldn't end unless I fapped. It's been causing me to do it regularly. This might not seem like a big deal but it began to disrupt my usual routine and it eventually became a vice. Fortunately, I finished an hour ago and I felt nothing afterwards but shame. This is a sign that my crotch has no more power over me. It also means that I no longer have to risk my life on futile trips to South America.


While my urge for spics is dead my quest for sex still isn't over. Before this happened I had a /pol/tier obsession with blonde blue eyed girls. After browsing /tv/ I've come to the conclusion that Norway is the way to go if I want to try. This won't be easy. I'll get mogged and mauled by Aryan Chads and African RAPEfugees and get turned down by a BUNCH of Stacies...I'll also need to find a place to live since my large family expands to everywhere but there for some reason.

I'm not sure if I can post it but this webm pretty much explains why I want to go to Norway. If any Norwegian is here can you tell me whether or not this is a good idea?

 

[Wolfgang Grimmer]

What race are you?

 

[SmugMohito]

What race are you?

Black.

Not the rapefugee kind of black these foreign women seem to like. I'm about 5'6-5'8 and I'm hardly violent.

 

[Wolfgang Grimmer]

Black.

Not the rapefugee kind of black these foreign women seem to like. I'm about 5'6-5'8 and I'm hardly violent.

Have you tried tinder in Norway? It's pointless to travel without results.

 

[SmugMohito]

Have you tried tinder in Norway? It's pointless to travel without results.

My number one rule is that I never show my face online.

I'm also sure Tinder woman are usually ugly outside their photoshopped pictures.

 

[shoji]

jfl at being black in norway

 

[NeetSupremacist]

JFL at being 5'6 and going to Norway, are you fucking stupid????? It's a fucking curse to be black or ethnic and under 5'10 in a Nordic country.

 

[StaroRavager]

I finished an hour ago and I felt nothing afterwards but shame. This is a sign that my crotch has no more power over me.

Desire will always triumph over personal shame

 

[Albocel]

JFL at being 5'6 and going to Norway, are you fucking stupid????? It's a fucking curse to be black or ethnic and under 5'10 in a Nordic country.

 

[wizardcel]

I don't know about Norway, but I used to visit a website dedicated to people who have moved to Sweden and a lot of the threads there were about men who were finding it difficult to find a girlfriend/make friends or get laid in Sweden. Scandinavia is high level, you must be 100% looksmaxed to get results there.

 

[FaceandHFD]

do it. do you have a BBC?
https://lookism.net/Thread-Black-Pi...BBC-s-taking-the-virginity-of-14-yr-old-teens

lol'd at this rn

just go man

 

[SmugMohito]

do it. do you have a BBC?
https://lookism.net/Thread-Black-Pi...BBC-s-taking-the-virginity-of-14-yr-old-teens

lol'd at this rn

just go man

My first experience with BLACKED .COM was some Mia Malkova webm. She seemed to genuinely herself throughout the whole video and my pecker was bigger than the guy in it. But of course, a girl takes one look at me and laughs when I tell her how big I am.

jfl at being black in norway

JFL at being 5'6 and going to Norway, are you fucking stupid????? It's a fucking curse to be black or ethnic and under 5'10 in a Nordic country.

I have a plan.

• Shoe lifts for my height
• Snap on smile for my bad teeth
• Trip to the beauty parlor for my acne and maybe a makeover to see if they could do something about my face
• Gymcelling so I can defend myself
• Pretending to be a refugee for the exotic flair

 

[Deleted member 4159]

Forget about getting laid, but maybe you can get rapefugee welfare.

 

[Michael15651]

jfl at being black in norway

 

[Cuyen]

Good luck you will get mogged by Aryan men in daily basis

 

[SmugMohito]

Forget about getting laid, but maybe you can get rapefugee welfare.

I don't want welfare. I want sex with white goddesses.

 

[Blacktarpill]

JFL at being 5'6 and going to Norway, are you fucking stupid????? It's a fucking curse to be black or ethnic and under 5'10 in a Nordic country.

Sounds true.

 

[Marquis de Sade]

I don't know about Norway, but I used to visit a website dedicated to people who have moved to Sweden and a lot of the threads there were about men who were finding it difficult to find a girlfriend/make friends or get laid in Sweden. Scandinavia is high level, you must be 100% looksmaxed to get results there.

The swedes carried out eugenics unitl the 80s. That's why they're all beautiful and handsome.

 

[Ignas]

Scandinavia is high level, you must be 100% looksmaxed to get results there.

This.Vikingeland is a whole new different level to compete in. You have to be somewhat attractive, or a good amount of people from a certain place in the world find you attractive. That's the minimum looks level requirement and I'm not even starting to talk about the height minimum. Looksmaxx to the maxxxxx cause coming there as a total incel would just be ropefuel. You'd just get mogged i hele norden jord

 

[SmugMohito]

I don't care how much they hurt me. I don't even care if they manage to kill me.

I'm getting a cute blonde goddess and if I don't then I'm just gonna kill myself instead of flying back to the U.S

 

[Deleted member 6470]

I'd go to Norway as well but only to prison.
It looks like an upgrade version of my basement.

 

[texascurrycel]

Just be satisified with your ghetto hoes, negro. At least you'll get some.

 

[SmugMohito]

Just be satisified with your ghetto hoes, negro. At least you'll get some.

I hate black woman so much. I've been raised around them my whole life and I have only met two that even caused my dick to jump.

I know how this trip to Norway is going to end. When I fail, a family member is going to find my suicide note in whatever web forum I post it on and drag me back to America kicking and screaming where I'll have no choice but to escortcel and then blow my brains out shortly after.

 

[Guest2]

stick my dick inside of a spic.

Good bars tbh this should be on the music megathread

 

[norcel]

Unarmed police here, perfect for ER

 

[SmugMohito]

Unarmed police here, perfect for ER

I don't want to fight police. I don't even want to fight Chads and African Rapefugees.

I don't even want sex that much. I just want a heartfelt hug from a Nord goddess.

 

[Kobecel]

You are black?I would BBCmax aka dickmaxx

 

[SmugMohito]

You are black?I would BBCmax aka dickmaxx

I keep telling people this and it hurts everytime, a woman takes one good look at me and laughs when I tell her how gifted I am down there.

 

[Kobecel]

I keep telling people this and it hurts everytime, a woman takes one good look at me and laughs when I tell her how gifted I am down there.

Then show hER