LifeFuel I finally bought my new sex doll

[TheTroonAnnihilator]

Today is the day guys I finally wageslaved enough money to get my new sex doll. I decided to get the sino soft maxxxx instead of the xycolo because the xycolo is only like 5% better and is $2,000 more dollars. So I got this and I was thrilled so I went on my robot dick and tried to buy it and my card was DECLINED even tho I had enough money

I dont know why it was declined so I had to call my bank and tell them to approve it. I screen recorded it and it DIDNT RECORD THE SOUND and I asked why and this was the answer:

This was really unfortunate but basically I was like to the lady "hey please let me buy from my robot doll" and she was trying not to laugh I could tell but then she did it and said bye. So now I tried it and success

However looking into this further I realised something terrible, the sex doll is TALLER THAN ME

I cant believe im getting mogged by my new sex doll girlfriend its fucking over But now the waiting processing begins. It usually takes 30 days to create and ship it to my house, but since the stupid chinese new year is coming up, its gonna get delayed to idk how long maybe 45 days. This is bullshit fuck your chinese new years make my sex doll nigga. But anyway now I have to discract my brain from thinking of this so when it arrives ill do an unboxing video and post it on here

 

[Lonelyus]

Today is the day guys I finally wageslaved enough money to get my new sex doll. I decided to get the sino soft maxxxx instead of the xycolo because the xycolo is only like 5% better and is $2,000 more dollars. So I got this and I was thrilled so I went on my robot dick and tried to buy it and my card was DECLINED even tho I had enough money
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I dont know why it was declined so I had to call my bank and tell them to approve it. I screen recorded it and it DIDNT RECORD THE SOUND and I asked why and this was the answer:
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This was really unfortunate but basically I was like to the lady "hey please let me buy from my robot doll" and she was trying not to laugh I could tell but then she did it and said bye. So now I tried it and success
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However looking into this further I realised something terrible, the sex doll is TALLER THAN ME
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I cant believe im getting mogged by my new sex doll girlfriend its fucking over But now the waiting processing begins. It usually takes 30 days to create and ship it to my house, but since the stupid chinese new year is coming up, its gonna get delayed to idk how long maybe 45 days. This is bullshit fuck your chinese new years make my sex doll nigga. But anyway now I have to discract my brain from thinking of this so when it arrives ill do an unboxing video and post it on here

Does it have a heatable vagina, Some sexdolls do to emulate real coochie

 

[TheJoker]

The problem is -- how do you hide it from people in your house? How do you send it for maintenance?

It's probably high I.Q to buy a sex doll rather than spend it on hookers.

 

[TheTroonAnnihilator]

The problem is -- how do you hide it from people in your house? How do you send it for maintenance?

It's probably high I.Q to buy a sex doll rather than spend it on hookers.

I only live with my mom and she give a shit

Does it have a heatable vagina, Some sexdolls do to emulate real coochie

The entire body heats up. So its gonna add even more realism

 

[justuseless]

How tall are you

 

[Lonelyus]

The entire body heats up. So its gonna add even more realism

Got any of those for like 1600?

 

[TheTroonAnnihilator]

Got any of those for like 1600?

For 1600 you can get high quality tpe dolls with heating. Some doll brands have heating and some dont. Its good to just look at random dolls on the site you like and see if they having the heating function

How tall are you

in between 5'6 and 5'7

 

[CRYSTAL METH]

It's probably high I.Q to buy a sex doll rather than spend it on hookers.

That's like saying it's high IQ replicating pleasure and happiness artificially through the use of drugs (They are a good TEMPORARY cope though) instead of having fun in the real world with other people.

No matter how realistically good the sex with the best doll available in the world, nothing will ever match the feeling of fucking a geniuene female.

 

[TooSomething]

That's like saying it's high IQ replicating pleasure and happiness artificially through the use of drugs (They are a good TEMPORARY cope though) instead of having fun in the real world with other people.

No matter how realistically good the sex with the best doll available in the world, nothing will ever match the feeling of fucking a geniuene female.

It is only pleasurable to fuck a female when she is also into you and attractive to you.

If she is JUST attractive to you, it is not fun.

I have escortmaxxed and I did not enjoy it. Other than not being a virgin anymore I could not derive anything positive from it.

The sex is just bland and you are lucky if she engages a bit.

 

[SilverBullet]

Brutal doll is taller than me.

 

[TooSomething]

Congratulations, but why does it bother you that the doll is taller than you?

My mother always said that height doesn't matter in bed. You won't notice it anymore when you lay down with each other.

And she was right.
All hookeds were significantly shorter than me, but that was not a problem in bed.

 

[27yearcel]

Have fun with her, I'm looking for my sex doll but I wanted one that was a clone of Margot Robbie

 

[Scatius Deletus]

Aryan purchase

 

[cunnylover69]

Why do they make them so tall? 5'8'' seems way more than is necessary.

 

[DefeatedIncel]

Today is the day guys I finally wageslaved enough money to get my new sex doll. I decided to get the sino soft maxxxx instead of the xycolo because the xycolo is only like 5% better and is $2,000 more dollars. So I got this and I was thrilled so I went on my robot dick and tried to buy it and my card was DECLINED even tho I had enough money
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I dont know why it was declined so I had to call my bank and tell them to approve it. I screen recorded it and it DIDNT RECORD THE SOUND and I asked why and this was the answer:
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This was really unfortunate but basically I was like to the lady "hey please let me buy from my robot doll" and she was trying not to laugh I could tell but then she did it and said bye. So now I tried it and success
View attachment 1365094
However looking into this further I realised something terrible, the sex doll is TALLER THAN ME
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I cant believe im getting mogged by my new sex doll girlfriend its fucking over But now the waiting processing begins. It usually takes 30 days to create and ship it to my house, but since the stupid chinese new year is coming up, its gonna get delayed to idk how long maybe 45 days. This is bullshit fuck your chinese new years make my sex doll nigga. But anyway now I have to discract my brain from thinking of this so when it arrives ill do an unboxing video and post it on here

Lifefuel. Fuck her hard once you get the doll.

 

[TheTroonAnnihilator]

are you fucking kidding with me with this guys 75 days?!?!? wtf am I gonna do for that long

 

[FuckHOA]

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are you fucking kidding with me with this guys 75 days?!?!? wtf am I gonna do for that long

Umm... browse .is, we love having ya here.

 

[UglyVirgin]

"hey please let me buy from my robot doll"

Kek

Congrats for the new doll tho. Can’t afford it unfortunately. Also I had to move back in with my parents

 

[UglyVirgin]

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are you fucking kidding with me with this guys 75 days?!?!? wtf am I gonna do for that long

Fucking CHINKS

 

[Zuckuccius]

I only live with my mom and she give a shit

The entire body heats up. So its gonna add even more realism

That's so cool

Hilarious thread though and mirin

 

[Emba]

Happy new year!!!!

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

Congrats. What site did you buy her from?

 

[DarthBurritoBastard]

Did you feel hesitation when you were buying it

 

[TheTroonAnnihilator]

Congrats. What site did you buy her from?

My robot doll

Did you feel hesitation when you were buying it

When I saw the boob jiggle I was bricked up instantly and then I bought it

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

My robot doll

When I saw the boob jiggle I was bricked up instantly and then I bought it

I hope you enjoy her. That's a very solid site to buy her from, I'm glad you did your research and didn't get scammed from some other shitty site.

 

[MuddyBuddy]

Someone should kill the CEO of sex doll company. We need free access to sex doll. It should be a human right.

 

[fukurou]

how much does she weight tho?