LifeFuel I finally asked a girl out

[Deleted member 16624]

-I was next to a cafe and there was this sweet girl.She was very overweight,one could say obese,but i saw real emotion in her eyes and i asked her out.
She reacted with wide open eyes and said she needed to go to the bathroom.Can't wait,I hope she likes me.

-Update guys.I lost my job,my housing and I was disowned by my family.
The female judge was nice enough to give me the minimal sentence of 20 years without probation in a maximum security prison in Detroit.
I hope I can diversify my social group by meeting some new friends of african american desent.

-Update day 13
Everything's going great,I'm exploring my more femenine side,since all the inmates here call me sugar buns.
Any mysoginistic idiot would get offended,but i think of women as eaqual,so i take it as a complement,some inbred piece of shit dared to cat call a female warden,I asked him to please stop and he hit me in the face.

-Update day 22
I'm the most popular gal in the cell block or atleast the prisoners say so.The only uncomfortable part is going to sleep and waking up with glute cramps.

-Update day 35
My asshole is like a reverse vaccum cleaner.
I wonder what happened to my IT reddit account.

 

[RollD20]

Atem does not approve of your subtle gheymaxxing projecting OP.

 

[Deleted member 16624]

Atem does not approve of your subtle gheymaxxing projecting OP.

thats the joke

Atem does not approve of your subtle gheymaxxing projecting OP.

Does my datemog infuriate you

 

[Vermilioncore]

 

[BrettyBoy]

My wife’s boyfriend keeps hogging my wife when it’s my turn to have have sex and it’s making me angry but I’m trying to stay calm because I respect le mi’lady. XD

 

[Transcended Trucel]

-I was next to a cafe and there was this sweet girl.She was very overweight,one could say obese,but i saw real emotion in her eyes and i asked her out.
She reacted with wide open eyes and said she needed to go to the bathroom.Can't wait,I hope she likes me.

-Update guys.I lost my job,my housing and I was disowned by my family.
The female judge was nice enough to give me the minimal sentence of 20 years without probation in a maximum security prison in Detroit.
I hope I can diversify my social group by meeting some new friends of african american desent.

-Update day 13
Everything's going great,I'm exploring my more femenine side,since all the inmates here call me sugar buns.
Any mysoginistic idiot would get offended,but i think of women as eaqual,so i take it as a complement,some inbred piece of shit dared to cat call a female warden,I asked him to please stop and he hit me in the face.

-Update day 22
I'm the most popular gal in the cell block or atleast the prisoners say so.The only uncomfortable part is going to sleep and waking up with glute cramps.

-Update day 35
My asshole is like a reverse vaccum cleaner.
I wonder what happened to my IT reddit account.

fag

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

*drops the soap while Tyrone is behind him* seconds later

My wife’s boyfriend keeps hogging my wife when it’s my turn to have have sex and it’s making me angry but I’m trying to stay calm because I respect le mi’lady. XD

Gotta respect bull and m'lady

 

[Transcended Trucel]

My wife’s boyfriend keeps hogging my wife when it’s my turn to have have sex and it’s making me angry but I’m trying to stay calm because I respect le mi’lady. XD

U need take more soy to be calmer

 

[BrettyBoy]

*drops the soap while Tyrone is behind him* seconds later

Gotta respect bull and m'lady

Yeah. I hope my wife’s boyfriend will let me have sex with my wife next month at least.

U need take more soy to be calmer

I will ask my wife’s boyfriend if he has bought any for me.

 

[PPEcel]

My wife’s boyfriend keeps hogging my wife when it’s my turn to have have sex and it’s making me angry but I’m trying to stay calm because I respect le mi’lady. XD

maybe if you buy everything on her shopping list maybe she'll let you get a glimpse of her cum-encrusted le pussy

 

[Deleted member 18435]

Laughed quite hard ngl. Good job.

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Yeah. I hope my wife’s boyfriend will let me have sex with my wife next month at least.

What? You shouldn't expect sex , She's independent wahman who should enjoy herself

 

[BrettyBoy]

maybe if you buy everything on her shopping list maybe she'll let you get a glimpse of her cum-encrusted le pussy

I will give that a try then.

What? You shouldn't expect sex , She's independent wahman who should enjoy herself

You have a point and my wife’s boyfriend says he agrees with you.

 

[Deleted member 16624]

fag

*drops the soap while Tyrone is behind him* seconds later

Gotta respect bull and m'lady

Tbhtbh

maybe if you buy everything on her shopping list maybe she'll let you get a glimpse of her cum-encrusted le pussy

That's what I was hoping 4

Laughed quite hard ngl. Good job.

Ty

 

[Napoleon de Jizzbal]

West so progressive. Do not want to go ER on lithuanians who want furher westernisation of lithuania, so it will be reality here one day

 

[Vermilioncore]

My wife's boyfriend and my wife needed a ride to the movies so I called an uber for them. I have the house all to myself today feels good to give females their well needed empowerment and let them know they shouldn't feel bad for expressing their sexual freedom!

 

[Valiant Virgin]

 

[Deleted member 21219]

My wife’s boyfriend keeps hogging my wife when it’s my turn to have have sex and it’s making me angry but I’m trying to stay calm because I respect le mi’lady. XD

How dare you disrespect your wife like that? If she doesnt want to have sex with you, then you have to back off. Its her body her choice and YTA inkwell. Iam sure her boyfriend has a bigger personality than yours. Shower much sweaty ?

 

[BrettyBoy]

How dare you disrespect your wife like that? If she doesnt want to have sex with you, then you have to back off. Its her body her choice and YTA inkwell. Iam sure her boyfriend has a bigger personality than yours. Shower much sweaty ?

Got it. I will try respecting women even more and see if that happens.

 

[Deleted member 21219]

Got it. I will try respecting women even more and see if that happens.

 

[Deleted member 21504]

 

[Deleted member 21219]

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[Deleted member 19236]

i see you take it like a winner

 

[Deleted member 16624]

West so progressive. Do not want to go ER on lithuanians who want furher westernisation of lithuania, so it will be reality here one day

Same.I can slowly see my country succumbing to the curse of the west

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Negative thoughts again?

 

[Deleted member 22080]

 

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