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Deleted member 16624
The lunatics have taken over the asylum.
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- Joined
- Jan 6, 2019
- Posts
- 15,380
-I was next to a cafe and there was this sweet girl.She was very overweight,one could say obese,but i saw real emotion in her eyes and i asked her out.
She reacted with wide open eyes and said she needed to go to the bathroom.Can't wait,I hope she likes me.
-Update guys.I lost my job,my housing and I was disowned by my family.
The female judge was nice enough to give me the minimal sentence of 20 years without probation in a maximum security prison in Detroit.
I hope I can diversify my social group by meeting some new friends of african american desent.
-Update day 13
Everything's going great,I'm exploring my more femenine side,since all the inmates here call me sugar buns.
Any mysoginistic idiot would get offended,but i think of women as eaqual,so i take it as a complement,some inbred piece of shit dared to cat call a female warden,I asked him to please stop and he hit me in the face.
-Update day 22
I'm the most popular gal in the cell block or atleast the prisoners say so.The only uncomfortable part is going to sleep and waking up with glute cramps.
-Update day 35
My asshole is like a reverse vaccum cleaner.
I wonder what happened to my IT reddit account.
She reacted with wide open eyes and said she needed to go to the bathroom.Can't wait,I hope she likes me.
-Update guys.I lost my job,my housing and I was disowned by my family.
The female judge was nice enough to give me the minimal sentence of 20 years without probation in a maximum security prison in Detroit.
I hope I can diversify my social group by meeting some new friends of african american desent.
-Update day 13
Everything's going great,I'm exploring my more femenine side,since all the inmates here call me sugar buns.
Any mysoginistic idiot would get offended,but i think of women as eaqual,so i take it as a complement,some inbred piece of shit dared to cat call a female warden,I asked him to please stop and he hit me in the face.
-Update day 22
I'm the most popular gal in the cell block or atleast the prisoners say so.The only uncomfortable part is going to sleep and waking up with glute cramps.
-Update day 35
My asshole is like a reverse vaccum cleaner.
I wonder what happened to my IT reddit account.