NSFW I finally ascended(?) with an escort

[Philo]

Greetings .is, long-time, no see. I've been busy, so I haven't been posting much. I finally decided to bite the bullet and escortmaxx a couple of weeks ago. Condom sex basically doesn't feel any different than fucking a fleshlight other than the warmth. I'm still questioning if it was a waste of £35. She was average looking and about 20 years old.

 

[romanstock]

I couldn't get my dick up when I tried to lose my virginity with an escort, so you have done much better than me.

 

[Philo]

I couldn't get my dick up when I tried to lose my virginity with an escort, so you have done much better than me.

I'm SEAmaxxing later this year. I cannot handle this life anymore, so fuck it. Raw sex is the only way. Have you tried viagra? I had no issues but it felt robotic. It's basically masturbation.

 

[romanstock]

I'm SEAmaxxing later this year. I cannot handle this life anymore, so fuck it. Raw sex is the only way. Have you tried viagra? I had no issues but it felt robotic. It's basically masturbation.

No, I'm anxietycel so no way I'm going to the doctor for that unless in some miracleland I got a gf and had to make sure I performed, then I'd have enough purpose to overcome anxiety and go to the doctor.

You cannot have raw sex with a SEA escort, you will end up in pain.

 

[Philo]

No, I'm anxietycel so no way I'm going to the doctor for that unless in some miracleland I got a gf and had to make sure I performed, then I'd have enough purpose to overcome anxiety and go to the doctor.

You cannot have raw sex with a SEA escort, you will end up in pain.

You can buy viagra online or just bribe your GP/NP. It's not really that expensive. I would just go the online route because GP bribes are expensive.

STD's are over exacturated and can be fixed easily with meds. I already got free meds with the NHS for Chlamidya. Unless you get the big HIV then it's not really an issue. You are unlikely to get HIV from vaginal sex anyway. I will take the risk. Hopefully, I can get free girls in the Phillipines and finally ascend for real, but I have mixed hopes.

 

[Neucher.Belgrade]

sexhavers.is

 

[SubhumanGamer]

What a weak man. How could you cave to the Jewish plot of escorts?

 

[SupremeAutist]

Where are you getting an escort for only £35?

 

[XDFLAMEBOY]

Greetings .is, long-time, no see. I've been busy, so I haven't been posting much. I finally decided to bite the bullet and escortmaxx a couple of weeks ago. Condom sex basically doesn't feel any different than fucking a fleshlight other than the warmth. I'm still questioning if it was a waste of £35. She was average looking and about 20 years old.

You may have been a sexhaver, but you’re still an incel because it’s part of a prostitute’s job to fuck you. Plus it wasn’t a foid to give it to you for free voluntarily like FWB nor did you got a relationship and had sex with a gf, so you’re still an Incel

 

[PixyBLACKED]

Where are you getting an escort for only £35?

the slums of mumbai

 

[Philo]

Where are you getting an escort for only £35?

Northern England. That's a typical price in brothels here. Germany and Netherlands isn't much more and they're richer.

 

[Philo]

the slums of mumbai

You can fuck whores in Mumbai for £1

 

[Philo]

You may have been a sexhaver, but you’re still an incel because it’s part of a prostitute’s job to fuck you. Plus it wasn’t a foid to give it to you for free voluntarily like FWB nor did you got a relationship and had sex with a gf, so you’re still an Incel

I'm aware of that.

 

[PersonalityChad]

Congrats

 

[Friezacel]

What country ?

 

[SecularNeo-Khazar]

Greetings .is, long-time, no see. I've been busy, so I haven't been posting much. I finally decided to bite the bullet and escortmaxx a couple of weeks ago. Condom sex basically doesn't feel any different than fucking a fleshlight other than the warmth. I'm still questioning if it was a waste of £35. She was average looking and about 20 years old.

I don't think I would do that. If I had sex and then had the memory in my head what its like o do it with somebody you're with It would drive me crazy what I am missing out on as a human.

Maybe one day I'll break through this and my attitude will chnage but I doubt it.

 

[Philo]

What country ?

England.

 

[bonedigger06]

sexhavers.is

Just EscortMaxxx

 

[Friezacel]

England.

Wtf, how did you get escort for so cheap. In Germany they cost 3 figures minimum

 

[Philo]

Wtf, how did you get escort for so cheap. In Germany they cost 3 figures minimum

That's normal price in the North of England at brothels. There's a few popular ones but most are word of mouth. Most foid's can only claim welfare or earn £70 a day at McDonalds. You can fuck crackheads for £10. In Germany you can get 50 euro or 70 euro fairly easily. Amsterdam is 50 euro. This is for a short session not an outcall prostitute.

 

[Friezacel]

That's normal price in the North of England at brothels. There's a few popular ones but most are word of mouth. Most foid's can only claim welfare or earn £70 a day at McDonalds. You can fuck crackheads for £10. In Germany you can get 50 euro or 70 euro fairly easily. Amsterdam is 50 euro. This is for a short session not an outcall prostitute.

Are you sure we are talking about the same Germany ? Never saw an Escort in Germany offering her services for 50-70€, i'd like a link to confirm that please

 

[PolskiKartofel]

long-time

JoinedMar 21, 2024
Rookie numbERs

 

[Philo]

Are you sure we are talking about the same Germany ? Never saw an Escort in Germany offering her services for 50-70€, i'd like a link to confirm that please

I got those prices from a friend. I have been told those are the prices at brothels. This if for 30 minutes not 1 hour. Outcall girls charge more than brothel girls.

 

[allDead]

Fuck off escortcels jfc.

 

[Ci Jey]

This is not even a remotely close experience to ascension, brocel.

You just paid a whore who's probably repulsed towards you, had un-passionate and cold sex with a condom and on top didn't enjoyed it at all

Meanwhile normal people have been fucking like rabbits, engaging on non paid civilian sex for the last decade

 

[TheCatMan]

I'm SEAmaxxing later this year. I cannot handle this life anymore, so fuck it. Raw sex is the only way. Have you tried viagra? I had no issues but it felt robotic. It's basically masturbation.

When and where are you going?

 

[LeFrenchCel]

sexhavers.is

 

[Incline]

England.

I bought Viagra from superdrug it was super easy you just fill out some bs questionnare and they let u buy it and send to ur doorstep

But it was like 30£ for 4 tablets super fucking scam but whatever

 

[Karakol96]

Cucked for giving money to a blood pisser

 

[MaldireMan0077]

Greetings .is, long-time, no see. I've been busy, so I haven't been posting much. I finally decided to bite the bullet and escortmaxx a couple of weeks ago. Condom sex basically doesn't feel any different than fucking a fleshlight other than the warmth. I'm still questioning if it was a waste of £35. She was average looking and about 20 years old.

Thats cheap. In nevada I think its like 200$ a hour for fuckin a hooker

 

[Friezacel]

I got those prices from a friend. I have been told those are the prices at brothels. This if for 30 minutes not 1 hour. Outcall girls charge more than brothel girls.

Oh a brothel, now it makes sense. I thought you were talking about private escorts all the time, its very cheap nontheless if your friend isnt bullshitting

 

[sexualeconomist]

Sorry escorts don't count

 

[FuckTheFBI]

I dont get why you guys count escortmaxxing as ascension?

 

[XDFLAMEBOY]

That's normal price in the North of England at brothels. There's a few popular ones but most are word of mouth. Most foid's can only claim welfare or earn £70 a day at McDonalds. You can fuck crackheads for £10. In Germany you can get 50 euro or 70 euro fairly easily. Amsterdam is 50 euro. This is for a short session not an outcall prostitute.

What’s the name of just a few brothels in Northern England? Because I only know the one in Amsterdam

 

[Grodd]

Not ascension

 

[DefeatedIncel]

I couldn't get my dick up when I tried to lose my virginity with an escort, so you have done much better than me.

How is that even possible? Even at my peak nervous state I still got hard when I first met an escort.

 

[Sloth.Belgrade]

It's not ascension

 

[romanstock]

How is that even possible? Even at my peak nervous state I still got hard when I first met an escort.

Very bad anxiety. I actually did manage to get it up after a little while and put the condom on, but once I was inside her (she had to put it insider her herself I was that useless) and started humping it went down again I literally felt nothing at all, I was paralysed with anxiety.

 

[Starfish]

Escorts are scary STD monsters