I figured out the cure for Inceldom

[Framecel222]

Disclaimer I'm high out of my mind right now so this might be retarded, but I think I just discovered a cure for inceldom. What we do is we set up an volcel-truecel big brother type of program. The volcel sets up a date with an ugly girl through Tinder, then he schedules a date at his house. Then he gets to know the girl for a few hours, makes a few moves, and eventually they're on the brink of having sex. Then, while she isn't looking, the truecel comes out of the closet with his rock-hard viagra-fueled cock. He fucks the girl from behind while she's thinking she's fucking the volcel. The truecel busts a nut inside and then slinks away back into the closet so the volcel can take his place.


Is this a good idea? I'm down to participate in the program, I could score one of you boys a solid 3/10 landwhale.

 

[Deleted member 1617]

This would be hilarious. Would definitely watch a show like this.

 

[Zielony4]

Lol damn. Awesome.

 

[Deleted member 1617]

get the whale to face a window

Noncel fucks the land-whale doggy-style

pulls out and lets truecel fuck

Noncel goes to the window and waves at the whale

Record the reaction

 

[Weed]

She needs to be blindfolded

 

[Framecel222]

get the whale to face a window

Noncel fucks the land-whale doggy-style

pulls out and lets truecel fuck

Noncel goes to the window and waves at the whale

Record the reaction

And then she turns around and sees blackops2cel with a huge grin on his face? Fucking hell yes, I can't stop laughing.

 

[Deleted member 306]

1.Hire an escort

2.Go to a swinger''s club

3.Your perceived apperance is considered attractive due to having a "gf"

4.Profit

 

[incel20]

that doesnt solve the problem.

if your incel you will never have a girl be voluntarily intimate with you. you have failed your only biological purpose.

 

[AngelOfDisease]

Yes. Totally gonna work.

 

[mrhaircut33]

now this would work unless u are PENIScel, because she wuld notice a different size male organ penetrating her cheeks

 

[AngelOfDisease]

now this would work unless u are PENIScel, because she wuld notice a different size male organ penetrating her cheeks

No, it would not. Unless she was tied. NOTE TO MODS: NO I AM NOT SUGGESTING SHE SHOULD BE.

All it would take to ruin the whole thing would be for her to turn her had and look.

 

[Reddit_is_for_cucks]

We don't know each other in irl so it won't work. And I don't trust other incels in my closet.
I am already mentally fucked up, last thing I need is another mental person in my house

 

[Zyzz]

This is pure genius!

 

[Sub8Hate]

No, it would not. Unless she was tied. NOTE TO MODS: NO I AM NOT SUGGESTING SHE SHOULD BE.

All it would take to ruin the whole thing would be for her to turn her had and look.

Sigh. I wish we didn't have to censor our posts, lest we be in fear of a ban. And I'd love to be able to call faggots faggots without my warning level going up.

 

[blackcel]

If I was a Chad j would totally do this. Not even joking, I'd say I was into bsdm, tie her up, blindfold her, and then have some incel fuck her.

Then again it I was Chad I could probably tell her that she has to fuck an incel to fuck me and she prob would do it.