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I figured out the cure for Inceldom

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Disclaimer I'm high out of my mind right now so this might be retarded, but I think I just discovered a cure for inceldom. What we do is we set up an volcel-truecel big brother type of program. The volcel sets up a date with an ugly girl through Tinder, then he schedules a date at his house. Then he gets to know the girl for a few hours, makes a few moves, and eventually they're on the brink of having sex. Then, while she isn't looking, the truecel comes out of the closet with his rock-hard viagra-fueled cock. He fucks the girl from behind while she's thinking she's fucking the volcel. The truecel busts a nut inside and then slinks away back into the closet so the volcel can take his place.


Is this a good idea? I'm down to participate in the program, I could score one of you boys a solid 3/10 landwhale.
 
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This would be hilarious. Would definitely watch a show like this.
 
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Lol damn. Awesome.
 
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get the whale to face a window

Noncel fucks the land-whale doggy-style

pulls out and lets truecel fuck

Noncel goes to the window and waves at the whale

Record the reaction
 
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She needs to be blindfolded
 
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7339er said:
get the whale to face a window

Noncel fucks the land-whale doggy-style

pulls out and lets truecel fuck

Noncel goes to the window and waves at the whale

Record the reaction

And then she turns around and sees blackops2cel with a huge grin on his face? Fucking hell yes, I can't stop laughing.
 
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1.Hire an escort

2.Go to a swinger''s club

3.Your perceived apperance is considered attractive due to having a "gf"

4.Profit
 
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that doesnt solve the problem.

if your incel you will never have a girl be voluntarily intimate with you. you have failed your only biological purpose.
 
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Yes. Totally gonna work.
 
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now this would work unless u are PENIScel, because she wuld notice a different size male organ penetrating her cheeks
 
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mrhaircut33 said:
now this would work unless u are PENIScel, because she wuld notice a different size male organ penetrating her cheeks

No, it would not. Unless she was tied. NOTE TO MODS: NO I AM NOT SUGGESTING SHE SHOULD BE.

All it would take to ruin the whole thing would be for her to turn her had and look.
 
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We don't know each other in irl so it won't work. And I don't trust other incels in my closet.
I am already mentally fucked up, last thing I need is another mental person in my house
 
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This is pure genius!
 
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AngelOfDisease said:
No, it would not. Unless she was tied. NOTE TO MODS: NO I AM NOT SUGGESTING SHE SHOULD BE.

All it would take to ruin the whole thing would be for her to turn her had and look.

Sigh. I wish we didn't have to censor our posts, lest we be in fear of a ban. And I'd love to be able to call faggots faggots without my warning level going up.
 
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If I was a Chad j would totally do this. Not even joking, I'd say I was into bsdm, tie her up, blindfold her, and then have some incel fuck her.

Then again it I was Chad I could probably tell her that she has to fuck an incel to fuck me and she prob would do it.
 

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