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I figured out the cure for Inceldom

Framecel222

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Disclaimer I'm high out of my mind right now so this might be retarded, but I think I just discovered a cure for inceldom. What we do is we set up an volcel-truecel big brother type of program. The volcel sets up a date with an ugly girl through Tinder, then he schedules a date at his house. Then he gets to know the girl for a few hours, makes a few moves, and eventually they're on the brink of having sex. Then, while she isn't looking, the truecel comes out of the closet with his rock-hard viagra-fueled cock. He fucks the girl from behind while she's thinking she's fucking the volcel. The truecel busts a nut inside and then slinks away back into the closet so the volcel can take his place.


Is this a good idea? I'm down to participate in the program, I could score one of you boys a solid 3/10 landwhale.
 
This would be hilarious. Would definitely watch a show like this.
 
Lol damn. Awesome.
 
get the whale to face a window

Noncel fucks the land-whale doggy-style

pulls out and lets truecel fuck

Noncel goes to the window and waves at the whale

Record the reaction
 
7339er said:
get the whale to face a window

Noncel fucks the land-whale doggy-style

pulls out and lets truecel fuck

Noncel goes to the window and waves at the whale

Record the reaction

And then she turns around and sees blackops2cel with a huge grin on his face? Fucking hell yes, I can't stop laughing.
 
1.Hire an escort

2.Go to a swinger''s club

3.Your perceived apperance is considered attractive due to having a "gf"

4.Profit
 
that doesnt solve the problem.

if your incel you will never have a girl be voluntarily intimate with you. you have failed your only biological purpose.
 
Yes. Totally gonna work.
 
now this would work unless u are PENIScel, because she wuld notice a different size male organ penetrating her cheeks
 
mrhaircut33 said:
now this would work unless u are PENIScel, because she wuld notice a different size male organ penetrating her cheeks

No, it would not. Unless she was tied. NOTE TO MODS: NO I AM NOT SUGGESTING SHE SHOULD BE.

All it would take to ruin the whole thing would be for her to turn her had and look.
 
We don't know each other in irl so it won't work. And I don't trust other incels in my closet.
I am already mentally fucked up, last thing I need is another mental person in my house
 
AngelOfDisease said:
No, it would not. Unless she was tied. NOTE TO MODS: NO I AM NOT SUGGESTING SHE SHOULD BE.

All it would take to ruin the whole thing would be for her to turn her had and look.

Sigh. I wish we didn't have to censor our posts, lest we be in fear of a ban. And I'd love to be able to call faggots faggots without my warning level going up.
 
If I was a Chad j would totally do this. Not even joking, I'd say I was into bsdm, tie her up, blindfold her, and then have some incel fuck her.

Then again it I was Chad I could probably tell her that she has to fuck an incel to fuck me and she prob would do it.
 

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