Blackpill I escortcelled for the first time today, finally losing my v technically

[IchWillSterben]

At the age of fucking 29, JFL.

The good thing about it was that the sex was surprisingly nice (won’t go into details for fear of being called out on bragging), and to know I finally lost my v felt like a stone has fallen from my heart. But as soon as I left the escort apartment a strong feeling of emptiness befell me again: At 29 I just paid for something chad was born to enjoy at 16. Deep down that bitch was still disgusted by my existence while she’d open her legs to an attractive guy for free. And no amount of money can save me from the solitude I’ve been suffering in the past 20 years and I’ll in all probability still suffer in my 30s.

Not being born a physically attractive male = death.

 

[22yearoldcel]

Mogs me tbh

 

[wgm24]

Fuck off bragging greycel

 

[Pepsicel]

At the age of fucking 29, JFL.

The good thing about it was that the sex was surprisingly nice (won’t go into details for fear of being called out on bragging), and to know I finally lost my v felt like a stone has fallen from my heart. But as soon as I left the escort apartment a strong feeling of emptiness befell me again: At 29 I just paid for something chad was born to enjoy at 16. Deep down that bitch was still disgusted by my existence while she’d open her legs to an attractive guy for free. And no amount of money can save me from the solitude I’ve been suffering in the past 20 years and I’ll in all probability still suffer in my 30s.

Not being born a physically attractive male = death.

Is true that we are orphans of the teenlove we never had but is your fault for wait that long.

But is better late than never

 

[Incelius Savage]

Another day another new escortcel

 

[negativecel]

You should have done it when you were 18.

 

[IchWillSterben]

You should have done it when you were 18.

I was so high inhibited that I couldn’t even go to the grocery alone

 

[fast_curry]

At 29 I just paid for something chad was born to enjoy at 16.

 

[topdown]

if only i was in the financial state to be an escortcel

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

How much did you pay? Was it 30 minutes or 60 minutes or what?

Do you regret the lost money?

How many months did you have before reaching wizard status?

How many seconds did the intercourse last?

 

[IchWillSterben]

How much did you pay? Was it 30 minutes or 60 minutes or what?

Do you regret the lost money?

100€ for 30min but she’s a Stacy so I don’t regret it. There wouldn’t have been anything else I could’ve spent that money on.

How many months did you have before reaching wizard status?

I’m turning 30 in next January

How many seconds did the intercourse last?

Very long - I took viagra 10mg and did no fap for 3 days

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

I’m turning 30 in next January

You couldn't wait a few days to get life-long bragging rights of achieving wizard status?!

100€ for 30min

Same here, standard price for foreign "escorts".

Very long - I took viagra 10mg and did no fap for 3 days

Sildenafil does not prolong the intercourse. "no fap" causes quicker ejaculation. Why did you take the sildenafil? AND HOW ON EARTH DID YOU GET THE PRESCRIPTION FOR IT AS A VERY HIGH-INHIB PERSON AND VIRGIN (SO NO EVIDENCE IT DOES NOT WORK AND NO NEED FOR THE PRESCRIPTION). My face prevents doctors from prescribing me sex drugs like sildenafil and dapoxetine.

 

[Tristan_21]

100€ for 30min

Holy fuck.

Are you scared of STDs?

 

[Despondent Dreamer]

100€ for 30min but she’s a Stacy

Mogs me

 

[IchWillSterben]

Sildenafil does not prolong the intercourse. "no fap" causes quicker ejaculation. Why did you take the sildenafil? AND HOW ON EARTH DID YOU GET THE PRESCRIPTION FOR IT AS A VERY HIGH-INHIB PERSON AND VIRGIN (SO NO EVIDENCE IT DOES NOT WORK AND NO NEED FOR THE PRESCRIPTION). My face prevents doctors from prescribing me sex drugs like sildenafil and dapoxetine.

I didn’t need any prescription to get it lol, just ordered it online. It did prolong the intercourse by keeping my dick hard the entire time. As for no fap it was for sperm saving. My dick had already become quite senseless after years of fapping so no fap helped me enjoy the sex a bit more.

Are you scared of STDs?

Why would I? I’m a dead man inside anyway.

 

[tang ping]

pics of the staccy

 

[Deleted member 35245]

You did not lose your vcard because only rawdog counts!

 

[i_want_emo_gf]

Tfw you’re too broke for escorts and they are illegal where you live

 

[Deleted member 17245]

At the age of fucking 29, JFL.

The good thing about it was that the sex was surprisingly nice (won’t go into details for fear of being called out on bragging), and to know I finally lost my v felt like a stone has fallen from my heart. But as soon as I left the escort apartment a strong feeling of emptiness befell me again: At 29 I just paid for something chad was born to enjoy at 16. Deep down that bitch was still disgusted by my existence while she’d open her legs to an attractive guy for free. And no amount of money can save me from the solitude I’ve been suffering in the past 20 years and I’ll in all probability still suffer in my 30s.

Not being born a physically attractive male = death.

How big is your dick?

 

[Deleted member 36666]

How big is your dick?

It's titillating to see this question next to a lolipop sucking gif

 

[Deleted member 17245]

It's titillating to see this question next to a lolipop sucking gif

The reason I ask is because my escortcelling attempts have failed due to small dick.

 

[Deleted member 36666]

The reason I ask is because my escortcelling attempts have failed due to small dick.

I have the exact same fears, I also bust pretty quickly

 

[tang ping]

The reason I ask is because my escortcelling attempts have failed due to small dick.

how small is ur dick

 

[Deleted member 17245]

how small is ur dick

2.5"

 

[Deleted member 36666]

2.5"

If anything, you should get discounts

 

[LOLI BREEDING]

nigger you were less than a month away from wizarddom and you tossed it away for a whore? in all honestly I'll probably hold out till 30 then just pay some whore as well just to finally get it over with

16 13

 

[Caesercel]

You should have done it when you were 18.

Imagine telling something so reasonable to this forum. This is one thing I respect @PPEcel for. Nigga turned 18 and immediately started pounding stacies. Sex is not the same when you are older and you cannot make up for missed time.

 

[Leonardo Part V]

How is the feeling of touching a girl?

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Why brag, nigger? I live in a state where prostitution is illegal, and the pigs love to do undercover sting operations. Paying a foid for sex just validates their shallowness and hatred towards sub 7/10 males.

 

[Blackpillgeneral]

I've done it 3 times but I'm 20, imagine waiting till your almost 30 lol I already knew it was over at 19 why wait?

 

[mentalcel]

The reason I ask is because my escortcelling attempts have failed due to small dick.

How is this even possible? The escort supposed to not see your dick before you actually fuck her. Does she ask a photo or something? Then again you are not suppose to send a naked photo.

 

[N-Digger]

The price is pussy is extremely high in my country. There are plenty of cheaper Asians but most of them are pretty ugly. If you want a young white foid you'll need to pay 100's per hour. It's insane when you think about it considering half of the population has a pussy and they're doing something that requires no skill or effort. Maybe when society collapses I'll become a warlord and capture some jb foids to be my slaves.

 

[HeroinNihilism]

was she sexy?

 

[IchWillSterben]

pics of the staccy

was she sexy?

Spoiler: Stacy

 

[Deleted member 39755]

I've done it 3 times but I'm 20, imagine waiting till your almost 30 lol I already knew it was over at 19 why wait?

there's something so defeating about escortcelling when you accept it's truly over and go to one

 

[nice_try]

Same here, standard price for foreign "escorts".

Are you an escortcel, too?

 

[Restart80]

I was so high inhibited that I couldn’t even go to the grocery alone

Brutal NTpill.

Spoiler: Stacy

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Stacylite

 

[negativecel]

Imagine telling something so reasonable to this forum. This is one thing I respect @PPEcel for. Nigga turned 18 and immediately started pounding stacies. Sex is not the same when you are older and you cannot make up for missed time.

I also started banging prostitutes when I was 18 (that's how old I am now, lol.)

 

[Caesercel]

I also started banging prostitutes when I was 18 (that's how old I am now, lol.)

I'm late 20s and haven't done it yet. One of my bigger regrets

 

[tang ping]

2.5"

my condolences

I also started banging prostitutes when I was 18 (that's how old I am now, lol.)

how do u have enuf money, i couldnt afford it until 23ish when i got money saved up from jobs

 

[negativecel]

how do u have enuf money, i couldnt afford it until 23ish when i got money saved up from jobs

From parents, and prostitutes are not expensive.

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

Are you an escortcel, too?

No. Too poor. I want to become. I am still KHHVD (dateless) even if prostitutes count.

From parents, and prostitutes are not expensive.

My weekly allowance was 2 euros and escorts costed 250 euros per hour. But almost every single prostitute in the site I knew when young had an age limit of 30 or even 35 and that put me off. They would have rejected me when I was way under 30 (I have browsed the ads since being like 12 years old) even if I had the money. And these prostitutes themselves who demanded clients be over 35 or 30 were all under 30 years old. It seems that they don't like to fuck for money men of their age.

Where are you? Prostitutes are very expensive where I am (Finland).

nigger you were less than a month away from wizarddom and you tossed it away

Yea, why on earth could he not wait for a few days?

 

[IamLost]

At the age of fucking 29, JFL.

The good thing about it was that the sex was surprisingly nice (won’t go into details for fear of being called out on bragging), and to know I finally lost my v felt like a stone has fallen from my heart. But as soon as I left the escort apartment a strong feeling of emptiness befell me again: At 29 I just paid for something chad was born to enjoy at 16. Deep down that bitch was still disgusted by my existence while she’d open her legs to an attractive guy for free. And no amount of money can save me from the solitude I’ve been suffering in the past 20 years and I’ll in all probability still suffer in my 30s.

Not being born a physically attractive male = death.

Did you lick her pussy? Or kiss her?

 

[Pepsicel]

The price is pussy is extremely high in my country. There are plenty of cheaper Asians but most of them are pretty ugly. If you want a young white foid you'll need to pay 100's per hour. It's insane when you think about it considering half of the population has a pussy and they're doing something that requires no skill or effort. Maybe when society collapses I'll become a warlord and capture some jb foids to be my slaves.

Too late. If a collapse happens foids just have to open an OnlyFans.

 

[Arabcel9]

cant belive how happy your are , while you knowingly lost it to some skank

youre a cuck