ColdPillow
Cardiac arrest will get me one day
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The sun was setting here so I decided to go for a nice walk around my neighborhood. I walked down to the elementary school where I decided to lay down on the grass.
When I get to the school, these 2 chads my age are with 3 college Stacy's. This actually made me want to laugh because it seemed surreal that I would be unfortunate enough to walk into a mogging like this.
They were sitting on the grass acting like degenerates, having a good conversation and laughing, vaping, etc. I walked past them because I wanted to go on the opposite side of the grassy field so I didn't have to look at their 8/10 faces enjoying their youth.
As I'm walking past them, one of the stacys shouts at me, "Hey!1! (In that stupid hyena voice) Do you have a lighter?" I look over with bitterness brewing inside of me and calmly respond, "No I don't sorry."
They don't even look at me, mind you. I'm not attractive enough to be a part of their social circle.
I'm not sure what happened, but there was an awkward silence among them until I left the vicinity. When I got far away enough, I heard one of them say something but couldn't make it out. I'm sure it was something bad about me as I'm a weird looking guy with pedo glasses walking down to the elementary school at sunset. Anyway, I look back when I hear their mumble and see chad's perfect face make eye contact with my buscemi eyes. He instantly makes a smile on his face and looks away and continues talking to stacy.
What the actual fuck? Did he do this just to purposely mog me? Seriously? All I'm doing is FUCKING WALKING. I'm sorry I'm not a fucking degenerate and can't betacuck a lighter over to your selfish asses. God this world isn't safe at all. Fuck this bullshit.
I later headed back the same direction (this time on the opposite sidewalk) and saw from a distance them getting into their nice Chevy volt. 2 chads and 3 stacys living and enjoying their youth. How fun it is to be mogged even when you're just minding your own business on a fucking walk.
When I get to the school, these 2 chads my age are with 3 college Stacy's. This actually made me want to laugh because it seemed surreal that I would be unfortunate enough to walk into a mogging like this.
They were sitting on the grass acting like degenerates, having a good conversation and laughing, vaping, etc. I walked past them because I wanted to go on the opposite side of the grassy field so I didn't have to look at their 8/10 faces enjoying their youth.
As I'm walking past them, one of the stacys shouts at me, "Hey!1! (In that stupid hyena voice) Do you have a lighter?" I look over with bitterness brewing inside of me and calmly respond, "No I don't sorry."
They don't even look at me, mind you. I'm not attractive enough to be a part of their social circle.
I'm not sure what happened, but there was an awkward silence among them until I left the vicinity. When I got far away enough, I heard one of them say something but couldn't make it out. I'm sure it was something bad about me as I'm a weird looking guy with pedo glasses walking down to the elementary school at sunset. Anyway, I look back when I hear their mumble and see chad's perfect face make eye contact with my buscemi eyes. He instantly makes a smile on his face and looks away and continues talking to stacy.
What the actual fuck? Did he do this just to purposely mog me? Seriously? All I'm doing is FUCKING WALKING. I'm sorry I'm not a fucking degenerate and can't betacuck a lighter over to your selfish asses. God this world isn't safe at all. Fuck this bullshit.
I later headed back the same direction (this time on the opposite sidewalk) and saw from a distance them getting into their nice Chevy volt. 2 chads and 3 stacys living and enjoying their youth. How fun it is to be mogged even when you're just minding your own business on a fucking walk.