I just woke up about an hour ago, and I was dreaming about a lot of random shit. One part of the dream that caught my attention was this 6/10 noodlewhore wearing nothing but a bathrobe, walking around my house.
Why the fuck didn’t I just lift her robe up and stick my cock inside of her? Why am I so fucking retarded that I can’t seize an opportunity even in a dream?
The smell of her dirty unwashed asshole wafted up to my nose, but instead of grossing me out, it turned me on in the most primal possible way. I didn’t even get to sniff this noodlewhore’s unwashed asshole and pussy even though I could literally see her naked cunt through her bathrobe which wasn’t even covering her body that well.
She looked similar to the foid I coomed to last night, so maybe my brain is reconstructing the negative thought patterns I have whenever I see a noodlewhore I can’t have? I don’t know, but when I woke up I thought I shit my pants because I figured if I smelled a dirty foid’s dirty asshole in my dream, then that means I shat my pants in real life. Good thing I didn’t though.
Why the fuck didn’t I just lift her robe up and stick my cock inside of her? Why am I so fucking retarded that I can’t seize an opportunity even in a dream?
The smell of her dirty unwashed asshole wafted up to my nose, but instead of grossing me out, it turned me on in the most primal possible way. I didn’t even get to sniff this noodlewhore’s unwashed asshole and pussy even though I could literally see her naked cunt through her bathrobe which wasn’t even covering her body that well.
She looked similar to the foid I coomed to last night, so maybe my brain is reconstructing the negative thought patterns I have whenever I see a noodlewhore I can’t have? I don’t know, but when I woke up I thought I shit my pants because I figured if I smelled a dirty foid’s dirty asshole in my dream, then that means I shat my pants in real life. Good thing I didn’t though.
