I don't wash my fruit before I eat it

[dardycunt]

I hope I die of an easily preventable disease.

 

[nausea]

clostridium tetani is your friend

bad death though

 

[idkwattodowithlife]

You could always rub an apple on your tradie pants, or vest, and eat it. After a long day of work, digging dirt.

 

[dardycunt]

clostridium tetani is your friend

bad death though

A terrible death for a terrible person. I had always imagined that my death would be either brief and unexpected, or tragically ironic.

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You could always rub an apple on your tradie pants, or vest, and eat it. After a long day of work, digging dirt.

I am going to smear concord juice all over my salwar kameez and exsanguinate myself in a public bathroom.

 

[nausea]

A terrible death for a terrible person. I had always imagined that my death would be either brief and unexpected, or tragically ironic.

I hope to be vaporized by nuclear blast

 

[dardycunt]

I hope to be vaporized by nuclear blast

I would too, if only I could be around to witness this planet free of the pestilential human race before committing suicide. It's a small price to pay for removing the Homo sapiens species though.

 

[Themisterpepsi]

Your supposed to wash them?

I might be dead soon

 

[Sub8Hate]

Living on the edge, I see.

 

[Deleted member 1627]

I step on every Lego I come across. I hope for an early death

 

[QuantumDummy]

I don't wash chicken before cooking it.

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

thug life.