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"I do NoFap because it gives me the power to tolerate cold showers"

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I don't even know how to start with this. They cope by doing NoFap and in order to stay in it they cope wth cold showers. Basically they try to create a coping cycle where: NoFap placebo makes them think they are strong->cold showers reassure them of NoFap's effects (placebo)->repeat.  It's a perfect loop of copes. They actually think that this will get them laid and if they already have sex they will believe that is was thanks to NoFap.

The last thing a woman cares about is your fapping habits and the way you shower. Doing nofap and cold shower masochism doesn't prove anything to females. Willpower is a huge cope. It's all about fucking looks. You can fap all day to gay porn and shower with extra hot water and still get laid if you are good lookign. And honestly, if a girl likes you fapping will turn her on. It's very sensual for a girl to know/watch her person of interest masturbate. I don't know who spread this idea that fapping is a turn off for women.
 
they will argue it's not about getting females
 
No fap gives me power to stand cold shower specially when I do it after my lifting session on the day of my intermittent fasting because I don't feel hunger as I generally have a good no-pillow sleep on the previous night even after spending 6 hours in a bar trying to get IOI with a 8/10 HB, probably my standshitting posture is not perfected yet, but I am working on it.
 
Harvey_Weinstein_Hero said:
they will argue it's not about getting females

Just like gymcels
 
incelman said:
I don't even know how to start with this. They cope by doing NoFap and in order to stay in it they cope wth cold showers. Basically they try to create a coping cycle where: NoFap placebo makes them think they are strong->cold showers reassure them of NoFap's effects (placebo)->repeat.  It's a perfect loop of copes.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, this is gold
 
chudur-budur said:
No fap gives me power to stand cold shower specially when I do it after my lifting session on the day of my intermittent fasting because I don't feel hunger as I generally have a good no-pillow sleep on the previous night even after spending 6 hours in a bar trying to get IOI with a 8/10 HB, probably my standshitting posture is not perfected yet, but I am working on it.

top kek
 
I have respect for these NoFap dudes
 
NekoStance said:
I have respect for these NoFap dudes

Why? because they are the top 1% of the elite morons?
 
NekoStance said:
I have respect for these NoFap dudes

I have respect for anyone trying to quit addictions that are ruining their lives,but fuck off with your "superpowers".If you are an antisocial loser that faps all day,not fapping will make you a bit less of that,but thats it.

I doubt there are any chads on nofap anyway,fapping is a cope for incels.
 
Disgusting cope, hope they enjoy the cancer from not fapping.
 
incelman said:
NekoStance said:
I have respect for these NoFap dudes
Why?
chudur-budur said:
Why? because they are the top 1% of the elite morons?
Because they are displaying discipline
they have developed the successful ability to ignore females

they do have higher energy/test (if they were falling alot), it's undeniable

Alot of stuff to respect tbh

I think the guy that faps like once a week or something, is the kind of guy that would get respect from me
 
incelman said:
The last thing a woman cares about is your fapping habits and the way you showe

I'm pretty sure many women would be offended/hurt if they knew their partners were masturbating to other people.

[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1srDERIZIMY[/video]

She proves you wrong.


jagged0 said:
Disgusting cope, hope they enjoy the cancer from not fapping.

I really hope this is a joke.

If anything, fapping would increase your chance of getting cancer before of the flood of hormones.
Restricting masturbation could have an anti-cancer affect if anything.
 
My life was over before I even started fapping anyway.
 
All this fap talk makes me want to quit my 2 day nofap streak
 
NekoStance said:
I have respect for these NoFap dudes

Not me. I can understand falling for it initially and realizing it's all pseudoscience. But anyone who falls for this broscience cult and promotes it constantly gets absolutely zero respect from me.

If they kept to themselves I'd feel indifferent about them, but the way a lot of them aggressively spam their pseudoscience all over the internet makes me outright despise them. This cancer is everywhere now. Everywhere I go on the internet people are making threads/posts/comments about this shit. Their aggressive spamming reminds me of 9/11 truthers of the 2000s and the bronies of 2011.

If anything, nofappers deserve far more hate and mockery.
 
chudur-budur said:
No fap gives me power to stand cold shower specially when I do it after my lifting session on the day of my intermittent fasting because I don't feel hunger as I generally have a good no-pillow sleep on the previous night even after spending 6 hours in a bar trying to get IOI with a 8/10 HB, probably my standshitting posture is not perfected yet, but I am working on it.

lol
 
NekoStance said:
Because they are displaying discipline
they have developed the successful ability to ignore females

they do have higher energy/test (if they were falling alot), it's undeniable

Alot of stuff to respect tbh

I think the guy that faps like once a week or something, is the kind of guy that would get respect from me

  1. It's not discipline, it's retardation. They seemed to be disciplined only about fap, nothing else. It's a cope.
  2. They don't ignore females, they are infatuated by them, they practice NoFap to get laid. If you tell them "NoShit" or "NoPee" will get them laid, they will start doing that. They are plain old simple morons.
  3. They don't have higher energy, if fapping makes you weak, then all married men will be weak. Sex is more exhaustive than fapping, sex consumes a lot of physical energy.
 
nofap ideology is simply crushed, because i know lots of dudes who still jerked off while being in rs. cuz sex is tiring and fappin is easy getaway.

so yeah, in a sense, nofap is an invention and bastard child of red and blue pills. its self improving from perspective of red pill and healthy and socially correct from point of blue pill.

feel terrible who fell for that.
 
chudur-budur said:
NekoStance said:
Because they are displaying discipline
they have developed the successful ability to ignore females
they do have higher energy/test (if they were falling alot), it's undeniable
Alot of stuff to respect tbh
I think the guy that faps like once a week or something, is the kind of guy that would get respect from me
  1. It's not discipline, it's retardation. They seemed to be disciplined only about fap, nothing else. It's a cope.
  2. They don't ignore females, they are infatuated by them, they practice NoFap to get laid. If you tell them "NoShit" or "NoPee" will get them laid, they will start doing that. They are plain old simple morons.
  3. They don't have higher energy, if fapping makes you weak, all married man will be weak. Sex is more exhaustive than fapping, sex consumes a lot of physical energy.
I think you need to watch this video bro
[video=youtube]https://youtu.be/pbnTwV0vjK0[/video]
 
I was forced to do nofap due to certain living conditions in my life. Longest I went without fapping was about 6 months. It didn't change me at all, except for making it easier to get and maintain an erection. That would've been a good thing if I was having sex, but I wasn't so it was more of a nuisance.

NekoStance said:
I think you need to watch this video bro
[video=youtube]https://youtu.be/pbnTwV0vjK0[/video]

"porn saps your desire to do anything"

Bull-to-the-mother-fucking-shit. I think so much more clearly after I fap. When I was in good shape I would sometimes fap in the middle of a run because my dick would get hard flopping against my shorts. After the fap I would continue on my run, relieved. Where do these people get this bullshit from?
 
My Chad roommate in college fapped so much that it was disgusting, his room full of cumrags and he took long hot showers but women were still attracted to him.
 
NekoStance said:
Because they are displaying discipline
they have developed the successful ability to ignore females

they do have higher energy/test (if they were falling alot), it's undeniable

Alot of stuff to respect tbh

I think the guy that faps like once a week or something, is the kind of guy that would get respect from me

Disclipine means shit to women.


Dry Spell said:
I'm pretty sure many women would be offended/hurt if they knew their partners were masturbating to other people.

[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1srDERIZIMY[/video]

She proves you wrong.



I really hope this is a joke.

If anything, fapping would increase your chance of getting cancer before of the flood of hormones.
Restricting masturbation could have an anti-cancer affect if anything.



I'm sorry to disappoint you but this is staged. Women like it when their bf/husband faps to other women because ti makes them feel worthless. And as we all know girls are turned on when they feel inferior to their man.


coldmachinery said:
My life was over before I even started fapping anyway.

Our lives were over the time we were conceived.


ATOMIC ACE PUGG said:
All this fap talk makes me want to quit my 2 day nofap streak

Don't give up brah. We will make it.


blackcel said:
I was forced to do nofap due to certain living conditions in my life. Longest I went without fapping was about 6 months. It didn't change me at all, except for making it easier to get and maintain an erection. That would've been a good thing if I was having sex, but I wasn't so it was more of a nuisance.


"porn saps your desire to do anything"

Bull-to-the-mother-fucking-shit. I think so much more clearly after I fap. When I was in good shape I would sometimes fap in the middle of a run because my dick would get hard flopping against my shorts. After the fap I would continue on my run, relieved. Where do these people get this bullshit from?

If you read NoFap's sideline it talks about ED which is a probelm that you have IF you have a gf. NoFap si directed towards guy who have gfs or wives. I remember wathcing a video and the guy said "After quitting porn merely touching your girl will turn you on". He didn't say anything about subhuman KHV like us.
 
incelman said:
Disclipine means shit to women.

So what? Doesn't mean not worthy of respect
 
chudur-budur said:
No fap gives me power to stand cold shower specially when I do it after my lifting session on the day of my intermittent fasting because I don't feel hunger as I generally have a good no-pillow sleep on the previous night even after spending 6 hours in a bar trying to get IOI with a 8/10 HB, probably my standshitting posture is not perfected yet, but I am working on it.
Perfect
 
incelman said:
They cope by doing NoFap and in order to stay in it they cope wth cold showers. Basically they try to create a coping cycle where: NoFap placebo makes them think they are strong->cold showers reassure them of NoFap's effects (placebo)->repeat.  It's a perfect loop of copes.

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I'm on day 4 of nofap. Nothing so far. But had too much to do to think about it anyway. Might start getting harder over the weekend. But I'm not even sure yet if I want to do more than 7 days anyway. First I want to see if I can make 7 days without fap. Next monday I also want to start with colder showers. First, because I have colds so often and I've been told that taking cold showers is a good way to increase your immune system, and second because I want to die in the sense of "dying to the world" and worldly pleasures, so I am less enslaved by craving pleausres and enjoyments I won't get anyway.
 
say what you want, but nofap works for me. i feel better in every single way, shape, and form. my already good memory goes up by 500x, my energy levels go from -5,000 to +90,000, i can actually carry on a conversation without being an autist, im no longer self-conscious in public, etc, etc, etc.

just because it never worked for you doesn't mean it never worked for anyone else. inb4 "thats just placebo bruh" Yeah, I highly doubt all these positive things are just placebo effect, and even if they are, I don't give a fuck.

The only bad part of NoFap is the autists who somehow think that not spilling your speed 3 times a day is going to translate into getting a girl.
 
NekoStance said:
So what? Doesn't mean not worthy of respect

That's exactly what it means. Woemn evaluate what's to be respected or not.
 
incelman said:
That's exactly what it means. Woemn evaluate what's to be respected or not.

in that case we should all be respecting Chads?
 
Red Shambhala said:
I'm on day 4 of nofap. Nothing so far. But had too much to do to think about it anyway. Might start getting harder over the weekend. But I'm not even sure yet if I want to do more than 7 days anyway. First I want to see if I can make 7 days without fap. Next monday I also want to start with colder showers. First, because I have colds so often and I've been told that taking cold showers is a good way to increase your immune system, and second because I want to die in the sense of "dying to the world" and worldly pleasures, so I am less enslaved by craving pleausres and enjoyments I won't get anyway.

4 days isn't that long. The problem with fapping is that it "exercises' your genitals. As an incel, you don't want that. You want your genitals to be dormant and ejaculating will have oppsoite effects since it reminds your body of that way it should be used.


NekoStance said:
in that case we should all be respecting Chads?

Yes. We should lick their feet as a matter of fact.


whogivesafucc said:
say what you want, but nofap works for me. i feel better in every single way, shape, and form. my already good memory goes up by 500x, my energy levels go from -5,000 to +90,000, i can actually carry on a conversation without being an autist, im no longer self-conscious in public, etc, etc, etc.

just because it never worked for you doesn't mean it never worked for anyone else. inb4 "thats just placebo bruh" Yeah, I highly doubt all these positive things are just placebo effect, and even if they are, I don't give a fuck.

The only bad part of NoFap is the autists who somehow think that not spilling your speed 3 times a day is  going to translate into getting a girl.

I'm not saying that NoFap is scum. I'm just making fun of a thread I read a while ago.
 

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