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Serious I did the creepiest pick up ever. Me and friend lurked around downtown on a weekend night looking for girls in his carZ

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So I found another guy in city ready to do pickup. He had neck tattoos and a car and he was Latino. He didn’t have much confidence when talking to girls tho. Very awkward and his English wasn’t good.

Last time when I did pickup I just walked around with my friend hitting on any girls we thought were hot.

But this guys had a car so we lurked in his car looking for girls in side walk and if we saw a single set or double set. He would speed up and go ahead of them and park and then I’d come out of the car and approach the girl.

Creepiest part was him speeding to get ahead of the girl and me coming out. The girls literally thought I was gonna kidnap them or something.
I approached 5 girls and they went ok, but no one of them wanted sex with me. I return home defeated again .
 
Why the fuck are you even trying still? lmao
 
you tried but sorry, man, I don't even know where to begin with this one

maybe if it was the 80s/90s and you were on the way to a cool party that you could invite them to? I don't fucking know, but you need something cool and interesting to FOMO women if you aren't GL enough, just being available is not going to cut it
 
Why the fuck are you even trying still? lmao
I can’t not try. I am like a shark, if I stop I die. Idk how ppl ldar. I can’t comprehend it.
It’s either try or die.

How can you satisfied with not getting s girl. Men are suppose to have women or we go mentally crazy and self destruct
you tried but sorry, man, I don't even know where to begin with this one

maybe if it was the 80s/90s and you were on the way to a cool party that you could invite them to? I don't fucking know, but you need something cool and interesting to FOMO women if you aren't GL enough, just being available is not going to cut it

What about picking up drunk girls outside s club in a car and ask them where they are going? If they are reseptivevto our approach and try to get free ride then we drop them half way. If they respond positively then maybe we can try fucking them at their own place? Idk tho. He has a neck tattoo so what of girls only invite him over and tell me I can come cuz I am ugly
 
I can’t not try. I am like a shark, if I stop I die. Idk how ppl ldar. I can’t comprehend it.
It’s either try or die.

How can you satisfied with not getting s girl. Men are suppose to have women or we go mentally crazy and self destruct
You are wasting your time with PUA bullshit, especially with attractive girls. Every curry I see is with a girl 150lbs heavier than him.

My sister is legit 400lbs+ and a normie guy about 280lbs come up to her and asked her out. She gave him a fake number. I asked her why she didn’t want to date him and she said he was ugly. :feelsohgod: Even 400lb whales have high standards in 2019. Oh, and she’s a 29 year old virgin too. This is not a LARP, I can provide pictures of her.
 
You are wasting your time with PUA bullshit, especially with attractive girls. Every curry I see is with a girl 150lbs heavier than him.

My sister is legit 400lbs+ and a normie guy about 280lbs come up to her and asked her out. She gave him a fake number. I asked her why she didn’t want to date him and she said he was ugly. :feelsohgod: Even 400lb whales have high standards in 2019. Oh, and she’s a 29 year old virgin too. This is not a LARP, I can provide pictures of her.
29 yo virgin. That’s what she wants her family to think
 
What about picking up drunk girls outside s club in a car and ask them where they are going? If they are reseptivevto our approach and try to get free ride then we drop them half way. If they respond positively then maybe we can try fucking them at their own place? Idk tho. He has a neck tattoo so what of girls only invite him over and tell me I can come cuz I am ugly
it's worth a shot, I would try creating the impression that I'm just another cool guy partying as much as possible, because being perceived as some guy roaming around because he doesn't have anything going on is bad
 
Lol! Good luck with that!
 
Tbh picking up inebriated chicks is still a viable strat, I’d keep at it. Just bear in mind most will be defended by their friends so you need to find one alone.

That sounds really bad when I read it back:dafuckfeels::feelsbaton::feelskek:
 
Tbh picking up inebriated chicks is still a viable strat, I’d keep at it. Just bear in mind most will be defended by their friends so you need to find one alone.

That sounds really bad when I read it back:dafuckfeels::feelsbaton::feelskek:
tbh even just walking around trying to work up the courage to talk to some random girl, looks and sounds "really bad" when you think about it, it has this creepy vibe that is impossible to shake off unless you have lots of cool friends and activities all around you
 
tbh even just walking around trying to work up the courage to talk to some random girl, looks and sounds "really bad" when you think about it, it has this creepy vibe that is impossible to shake off unless you have lots of cool friends and activities all around you

Jfl if you don’t have a girl in you social circle then you are fucked for life and to run PUA crap
 
Life experience mogs me at least. I sit in my own excrement all day with my thumb up my ass. At least you're going out into the world and having quirky misadventures. I admire you for this I'm saying.
 
Jfl if you don’t have a girl in you social circle then you are fucked for life and to run PUA crap
situation of almost everyone here, because their circles/family gave up and are all weirdos anyway, being NT doesn't help that much
 
Would be nice to have latino lolicon friend :<
 
sounds like a recipe to get cops called on you
or at the very least become a local legend
 
"went ok"

mogs my pickup attempts

like, getting fake numbered is the best I ever got
 

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