Cope I did something autistic at the weekend

[Deleted member 17719]

I hadn't planned to do it but it worked out that way. I was having a few glasses of Amaretto and I was listening to music at the same time, I got tipsy and thought that it would be interesting to play trance music and pretend I was at a night club so I put the music on my head phones, closed my eyes and danced around the room like a soy.

I was trying to create a virtual reality experience for myself and a few more glasses of Amaretto later I was on a virtual YouTube taxi ride home with an imaginary Becky. Next I arrived home at her virtual apartment and I brought up some amateur POV porn, I pretended like I was fucking this Becky who I brought home from the virtual nightclub.

I noticed that masturbating isn't that good when drunk because of how it numbs you mentally, masturbation is more pleasurable when sober. Overall I think this virtual nightclub and sex experience wasn't that bad, if I did it again I would buy some disco lights and a rubber vagina. The only thing missing was an empty wallet and a rape accusation the morning after.

 

[WØLF]

 

[ihaveno1]

All we can do is fantasize

 

[bigantennaemay1]

I noticed that masturbating isn't that good when drunk because of how it numbs you mentally, masturbation is more pleasurable when sober.

I have the easiest time of it while buzzed, somewhere between sober and drunk.

All we can do is fantasize

 

[Emba]

I have disco balls!

When younger during the end of the disco years, i was rejected by many Beckies, man.

 

[Animecel2D]

I did something neurotypical at the weekend.

 

[Solo Disident]

All we can do is fantasize

true as fuck, I daydream all the time. After that and watching some netflix series I am confused as fuck. And then I take the pills and go to bed. how much more time we will make it?

 

[ihaveno1]

I did something neurotypical at the weekend.

Was it this?

 

[Animecel2D]

Was it this?
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yes bro

 

[BummerDrummerOG]

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this was actually a really good mixtape. Srs.

 

[ihaveno1]

yes bro

How’d I know

 

[Animecel2D]

How’d I know

i don’t know man, you must be a genius.

 

[Deleted member 27495]

All we can do is fantasize

i cant even do this anymore

 

[Deleted member 20987]

That feel when you can't afford VR porn, let alone a Valve Index, in potato farmer Ireland.