Serious I cummed again on twilight sparkle

[erenyeager]

I think I need help I cummed all over my phone and boots and floor in the bathroom to her spreading her pussy wide and open... I couldn't help it but I imagined her walls hugging my cock so tighly nice warm and wet I really fucking hate being an ugly manlet horse boy I wish I could get her attention but she'd fucking would fuck Chad probably. it's no fucking USE why AM I HORNY 24/7 AND WHY DOES SHE APPEAR IN MY HEAD GODDAMN INCEL PATHS WILL DEATROY PONYVILLE AND FUCK CELESTIA AND IMPREGNATE HER IN VIDEOGAME

 

[epillepsy]

never understood people who cum on shit and ruin it
computer displays, keyboards, phones, etc
just aim away or use a condom

 

[Sheogorath]

never understood people who cum on shit and ruin it
computer displays, keyboards, phones, etc
just aim away or use a condom

who the fuck masturbates using a condom?

but yeah aiming away shouldn't be that hard, why would you even need to point it at the screen to begin with?

I usually walk several feeet away from my PC when I ground-hump, it's all in your mental map anyway I don't need real-time pics

 

[jerkjocky]

who the fuck masturbates using a condom?

@InMinecraft does. its a femdom thing

 

[epillepsy]

who the fuck masturbates using a condom?

idk, if it's such a problem that you're cumming over electronics worth more than a condom, something to consider.

but yeah aiming away shouldn't be that hard, why would you even need to point it at the screen to begin with?

to pretend to cum on the object of desire is my guess?
but if you're using your imagination, you don't have to do this.

I usually walk several feeet away from my PC when I ground-hump, it's all in your mental map anyway I don't need real-time pics

yeah, true.

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

Honestly, wow

 

[Sheogorath]

idk, if it's such a problem that you're cumming over electronics worth more than a condom, something to consider.

I mean I guess if you can afford the expense it makes cleanup easier. I cum in my briefs and then just scoop it out w/ toilet paper and flush it.

 

[Deleted member 3129]

my cum doesnt shoot it just spurts out

 

[erenyeager]

Honestly, wow

Gorillas me. please end my mutt equine existence

 

[erenyeager]

idk, if it's such a problem that you're cumming over electronics worth more than a condom, something to consider.

to pretend to cum on the object of desire is my guess?
but if you're using your imagination, you don't have to do this.


yeah, true.

Tbf I just cleaned it up. I just don't know why I am so horny

 

[Deleted member 43093]

I think I need help I cummed all over my phone and boots and floor in the bathroom to her spreading her pussy wide and open... I couldn't help it but I imagined her walls hugging my cock so tighly nice warm and wet I really fucking hate being an ugly manlet horse boy I wish I could get her attention but she'd fucking would fuck Chad probably. it's no fucking USE why AM I HORNY 24/7 AND WHY DOES SHE APPEAR IN MY HEAD GODDAMN INCEL PATHS WILL DEATROY PONYVILLE AND FUCK CELESTIA AND IMPREGNATE HER IN VIDEOGAME

my anime fag buddy boyo. What the fuck is twilight sparkle? Litereally sound like another goldberg production

 

[erenyeager]

my anime fag buddy boyo. What the fuck is twilight sparkle? Litereally sound like another goldberg production

You don't get it but my balls do

 

[erenyeager]

my cum doesnt shoot it just spurts out

Over

 

[TheCatMan]

You will never feel warm wet pussy walls. None of us will.

 

[erenyeager]

You will never feel warm wet pussy walls. None of us will.

I will kill all womandians for this

 

[Sheogorath]

WHY DOES SHE APPEAR IN MY HEAD

Night Mare Moon fucks with your dreams

 

[erenyeager]

Night Mare Moon fucks with your dreams

Could it be PATHS

 

[Sheogorath]

Could it be PATHS

no idea what this is, are unicorns behind it

 

[erenyeager]

no idea what this is, are unicorns behind it

PATHs is IMPORTNAT

 

[Glerforpus]

You will never feel warm wet pussy walls. None of us will.