Cope I cum in foid's roommate shower gel

[Excluded]

Im right now sharing apartament with 2 holes and a guy cause i dont have money for another place. This two holes are disgusting. One of them is an ugly brunette but has sex nearly every night with the chadlite guy. They are pair i guess. The blonde is even worst, cause she's a fucking bitch and weekends she come home late drunk with a random chad and fucks loudly moaning like a fucking porn actress.

When place is clear i go to their bathroom and throw a good load of cum inside the shower gel she uses. So she's basically showering with my cum, rubbing her pussy with my cum. This makes me feel really satisfied, and i looking to cum in more things. My sex drive is high now and my balls produce good loads of cum. I'm gonna cum in the milk they drink. Sadly the guy is gonna drink too, and thats kind of gay. The ugly hole has some kind of lubricant for sex i thought i could cum on that too. Cause she's gonna rub that in the pussy.

When i leave this place im gonna tell them what i did, so they know they drank and showered with my fluids

 

[WawelDragon1683]

Joined August 2nd, 2019

 

[Deleted member 18214]

Joined August 2nd, 2019

 

[needsolution]

Joined August 2nd, 2019

bro but if he seriously did it he is so based then, lets give him a chance

 

[happiless]

Well done, keep it up

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

fucks loudly moaning like a fucking porn actress.

lol

 

[Deleted member 18912]

Based & cumpilled.

Lmao

 

[Deleted member 19971]

Jfl at incels that don’t careermaxx or NEET

 

[zangano1]

Larps me.
But still based tbh

 

[Deleted member 11159]

Please be true. I fucking need some lifefuel right now.

 

[Deleted member 15737]

OP is a fucking retard if this isn’t LARP. If you tell them that you came in their food and soap, you will be kicked out and probably charged with some kind of crime.

 

[Deleted member 17419]

When i leave this place im gonna tell them what i did, so they know they drank and showered with my fluids

JFL enjoy being accused of rape or the like.

 

[Twinkcel]

stop cumming on things like a monkey it’s your fault for living women. Rent your own house/apartment and sublet the rooms and live for free and make a rule in the contract to not allow any visitors especially females.

 

[Cuyen]

Please be true. I fucking need some lifefuel right now.

 

[Deleted member 20056]

Cum in her moisturizer. Watch her rub your cum into her skin.

 

[Cuyen]

pics or LARP

 

[Deleted member 11159]

I'm imagining all the IT roasties and soymales reading this right now

 

[VirginAutistManlet]

Chads me

 

[Excluded]

OP is a fucking retard if this isn’t LARP. If you tell them that you came in their food and soap, you will be kicked out and probably charged with some kind of crime.

JFL enjoy being accused of rape or the like.

stop cumming on things like a monkey it’s your fault for living women. Rent your own house/apartment and sublet the rooms and live for free and make a rule in the contract to not allow any visitors especially females.

White knight cucks. I cant go to jail for that cause i didnt touched them.

 

[Deleted member 11159]

stop cumming on things like a monkey it’s your fault for living women. Rent your own house/apartment and sublet the rooms and live for free and make a rule in the contract to not allow any visitors especially females.

This, OP! You can't just disrespect m'lady like that. Yikes!

 

[Deleted member 17419]

White knight cucks. I cant go to jail for that cause i didnt touched them.

Massive cope, you are leaving DNA and people get convicted via female witness account only all the time. JFL @ you.

 

[Excluded]

Cum in her moisturizer. Watch her rub your cum into her skin.

Could be, there are lot of things to cum in. And that wouldnt be noticiable.

 

[PollockCel]

Im right now sharing apartament with 2 holes and a guy cause i dont have money for another place. This two holes are disgusting. One of them is an ugly brunette but has sex nearly every night with the chadlite guy. They are pair i guess. The blonde is even worst, cause she's a fucking bitch and weekends she come home late drunk with a random chad and fucks loudly moaning like a fucking porn actress.

When place is clear i go to their bathroom and throw a good load of cum inside the shower gel she uses. So she's basically showering with my cum, rubbing her pussy with my cum. This makes me feel really satisfied, and i looking to cum in more things. My sex drive is high now and my balls produce good loads of cum. I'm gonna cum in the milk they drink. Sadly the guy is gonna drink too, and thats kind of gay. The ugly hole has some kind of lubricant for sex i thought i could cum on that too. Cause she's gonna rub that in the pussy.

When i leave this place im gonna tell them what i did, so they know they drank and showered with my fluids

This is sick XD dont do it, cant they get sick from it or something? imagine you poisoned them somehow and they found out, you would be charged with some rape stuff and in jail you would get raped on daily basis

 

[Vermilioncore]

Just cum in her pussy brah! Step your game up and be confident! It's a numbers game, my man!

 

[Deleted member 11159]

Massive cope, you are leaving DNA and people get convicted via female witness account only all the time. JFL @ you.

How would anyone realistically find out though? If he came into a full bottle of milk or shower gel?

 

[Deleted member 14805]

Oh boy, this is so going to be on IT!

 

[tooth monster]

I'm imagining all the IT roasties and soymales right now

 

[Excluded]

This is sick XD dont do it, cant they get sick from it or something? imagine you poisoned them somehow and they found out, you would be charged with some rape stuff and in jail you would get raped on daily basis

My cum is not poison. I have physical deformity and my genes are totally messed up. But the cum is not dangerous, and it doesn't smell bad tbh. Its like putting a bit of proteine in her diet. But i yet not came in the milk, i admit its a bit of a risk.

pics or LARP

What kind of pics you want? i wont show you my small penis or my identity

 

[Tempus Edax Rerum]

Joined August 2nd, 2019

 

[ovrload]

Complain to the landlord they’re bringing other people to have sex. I would

 

[TheNEET]

put acid in their shampoos to destroy their hair

stop cumming on things like a monkey it’s your fault for living women. Rent your own house/apartment and sublet the rooms and live for free and make a rule in the contract to not allow any visitors especially females.

>nooooo, you can't cum in m'lady's shower gel

 

[ovrload]

Joined August 2nd, 2019

Says the 2019cel. Give him a chance

 

[First loss]

Oh god soycucks include me in the screenshot

 

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

Would be funny if you somehow got her pregnant and Chad will raise your subhuman offspring .

 

[PollockCel]

Would be funny if you somehow got her pregnant and Chad will raise your subhuman offspring .

that would be epic

 

[Excluded]

Would be funny if you somehow got her pregnant and Chad will raise your subhuman offspring .

That would be based. I would feel seriously responsible of bringing a monsterous life in this earth. But in the other hand i admit i would feel doped thinking i just impregnate a stacy and she will have my seed growing in her belly. Its kind of contradictory.

 

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

That would be based. I would feel seriously responsible of bringing a monsterous life in this earth. But in the other hand i admit i would feel doped thinking i just impregnate a stacy and she will have my seed growing in her belly. Its kind of contradictory.

The most based way to achieve genetic immortality

 

[chadlandic]

Joined August 2nd, 2019

 

[TheNEET]

Would be funny if you somehow got her pregnant and Chad will raise your subhuman offspring .

jfl cucking chad would make op gigachad

 

[Hate_my_life]

Joined August 2nd, 2019

Edit: you joined on my birthday. I believe your story.

Also to the tards thinking they could track him by DNA, they'd first need to be under the suspicion it was him and salvage enough semen to do DNA testing against his own.
I don't think there's a database with every human's DNA which they can compare it against.

Furthermore I dont think she can get pregnant.

 

[ThisLifeKillsMe]

If its illegal depends on the country.

There is a video I wanna leave here

Feeding Semen To Unsuspecting Coworkers

Feeding Semen To Unsuspecting Coworkers

pornbimbo.com

This is real. Dude got found out.

If theyre using condoms you could theoretically inject with a very fine needle some cum in the package. From the edge. Move the condom in the package. They wont knowledge in the heat. She surely has more than that one guy. Imagine she rises your child while thinking she's pregnant by chad and carrying out



Of course all of this is just meant as a joke

 

[happiless]

stop cumming on things like a monkey it’s your fault for living women. Rent your own house/apartment and sublet the rooms and live for free and make a rule in the contract to not allow any visitors especially females.

based protector of m'lady

 

[theundeadburg]

include me in the screencap

 

[Pigman]

stop cumming on things like a monkey it’s your fault for living women.

This is something an IT user would say

 

[NocturnalDecay]

Lul

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

Joined August 2nd, 2019

 

[doomed 7]

BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

 

[Deleted member 4159]

I have a female housemate too, it sucks. I heard her getting railed hard last night. Keep in mind, she's an ugly landwhale.

OP is a fucking retard if this isn’t LARP. If you tell them that you came in their food and soap, you will be kicked out and probably charged with some kind of crime.

So much this. Landlords and cops are gynocentric. And she'll probably eventually notice it's different.

stop cumming on things like a monkey it’s your fault for living women. Rent your own house/apartment and sublet the rooms and live for free and make a rule in the contract to not allow any visitors especially females.

Complain to the landlord they’re bringing other people to have sex. I would

You guys are cockblockers. You should only complain if they ever complain about you being loud (because that'd be hypocritical).

 

[ihaveno1]

imagine having 2 foids as roommates as an incel, would be literal hell on earth

 

[TheSecondComing]

Larp