JFL I cheese maxed a foid

[MaldireMan0077]

Well I may not have stench maxxed again due to votes but somthing half as good happend today at my job. Now for context I work at the food center at Amozon and well, theres food shelfs the are above my head. Now alot of the foids are like 4ft for some reason. Well because of that I can easily reach the top parts wile most of the women cant. And at a angle I saw a damaged thing of cottage cheese.

So I had the bright idea, lean that damaged product on its side (BTW a foid was behind me some mexican ladie in her 50s) and when she was were I was at(behind me), it fell on her right on her face. I wanted to say "cheeesaayy!" but didnt since I wanted her to think it was a accident. Unfortunately it wasnt a stacy who wear a bunch of makeup. Just some old bitch who probably deosnt belong in this country.

Either way as she walked off I saw some cheese on the floor. Prayed to St Eliot that some other foid would slip and fall on the floor. Sadly no one did. Just a freindly reminder that if you use your head, you could gain a victory peice by peice.

 

[HONKLERedux]

the cheese touch

 

[MaldireMan0077]

the cheese touch

Somtimes, things get a little cheesy

 

[HONKLERedux]

Somtimes, things get a little cheesy

unbrielivable

 

[Bats]

You didn't laugh? I imagine the cheese just hitting her face and making a wet slap noise

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

I like cheese

 

[MaldireMan0077]

You didn't laugh? I imagine the cheese just hitting her face and making a wet slap noise

There were fans running so all I can hear was her screming all pissed off.

 

[Emba]

It ain't easy
Being cheesy

 

[MaldireMan0077]

It ain't easy
Being cheesy

What a about greasy?

 

[Emba]

What a about greasy?

Fermented saltmilk

 

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

It ain't easy
Being cheesy

Being cheesy is easy peasy.

 

[Emba]

Being cheesy is easy peasy.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCYOxSm2PJI

 

[MaldireMan0077]

Being cheesy is easy peasy.

Better then being sneezy or sleezy

 

[MaldireMan0077]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCYOxSm2PJI

Damn, getting too cheesy now.

 

[Emba]

Damn, getting too cheesy now.

Cheesus died for you're snack sins bro

 

[MaldireMan0077]

Cheesus died for you're snack sins bro

Not my IBS(its most likely Crohns disease)?

 

[Emba]

Not my IBS(its most likely Crohns disease)?

You are lactose intolerant?

You don't tolerate cattle mucus products?

 

[MaldireMan0077]

You are lactose intolerant?

You don't tolerate cattle mucus products?

IDK what my IBS is but the symptoms most likely point to crohns disease. I feel a pain near the LRQ but its been like that for 3 months so it isnt Apendicitus or it isnt acut Apendicitus. I can also feel the pain in different areas. No blood when Im shitting. Pain typically geos away when I either fart or shit. Or if it deos go away Im about to do one of the 2. Drinking apple juice tends to help the pain alot and also kinda flushes my insides out.

I can also feel pain somtimes on the LLQ instead of LRQ. And is not as severe.

 

[Emba]

IDK what my IBS is but the symptoms most likely point to crohns disease. I feel a pain near the LRQ but its been like that for 3 months so it isnt Apendicitus or it isnt acut Apendicitus. I can also feel the pain in different areas. No blood when Im shitting. Pain typically geos away when I either fart or shit. Or if it deos go away Im about to do one of the 2. Drinking apple juice tends to help the pain alot and also kinda flushes my insides out.

I can also feel pain somtimes on the LLQ instead of LRQ. And is not as severe.

Maybe I might be a bit allergic to cheese? I ate a lot of pizza now I got nose drizzle!

 

[MaldireMan0077]

Maybe I might be a bit allergic to cheese? I ate a lot of pizza now I got nose drizzle!

IDK what nose drizzle is.

 

[Emba]

IDK what nose drizzle is.

Lucky.

It's a runny nose full of snot. Like a snot nosed child... Sad Lol.

 

[MaldireMan0077]

Lucky.

It's a runny nose full of snot. Like a snot nosed child... Sad Lol.

So its just a shitty runny nose. Well for me I get whats now a pinching pain near-ish my right hip.

 

[Emba]

So its just a shitty runny nose. Well for me I get whats now a pinching pain near-ish my right hip.

Dang hippie! Probably pinched nerves?

 

[MaldireMan0077]

Dang hippie! Probably pinched nerves?

Nope, its either my apendix or colin

 

[Emba]

Nope, its either my apendix or colin

Try swigging apple cider vinegar. It might unclog you.

 

[Emba]

Nope, its either my apendix or colin

Like a ounce every few hours

 

[Emba]

Could be a gallstone. Or a clogged bile duct...

 

[SickWeakCoward]

You are lactose intolerant?

You don't tolerate cattle mucus products?

Lactose intolerance bullshit is a jewish psy-op, mad popular by it's constant reference in media. In reality, milk is the healthiest product for your body and soul. Fight jewish subversion, drink lots of milk.

Hans-Ulrich Rudel - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Emba]

Lactose intolerance bullshit is a jewish psy-op, mad popular by it's constant reference in media. In reality, milk is the healthiest product for your body and soul. Fight jewish subversion, drink lots of milk.

Hans-Ulrich Rudel - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Where does Hans say, "milk does a body good?"

It could be that the modern milk is dead. "Homo milk."... No enzymes. Poor cow living conditions...

 

[SickWeakCoward]

Where does Hans say, "milk does a body good?"

It could be that the modern milk is dead. "Homo milk."... No enzymes. Poor cow living conditions...

The guy drunk 6 million gallons of milk a day and destroyed the entire soviet army twice over. Milk turned him into a litteral god of war!
But you're right about the war on milk. The only way to get it good is straight from the source - well raised cows in rural villages. My grandparents had one back in the day - i would have fresh, unboiled milk straight from the cow, aswel as raw eggs from the chickens and fresh tomatoes from the garden. When my grandparents raised me, i was never ill. As soon as i'd go back to my parents, i wass sick twice a month.

 

[Emba]

The guy drunk 6 million gallons of milk a day and destroyed the entire soviet army twice over. Milk turned him into a litteral god of war!
But you're right about the war on milk. The only way to get it good is straight from the source - well raised cows in rural villages. My grandparents had one back in the day - i would have fresh, unboiled milk straight from the cow, aswel as raw eggs from the chickens and fresh tomatoes from the garden. When my grandparents raised me, i was never ill. As soon as i'd go back to my parents, i wass sick twice a month.

Yeah, fresh natural everything is best.

 

[MaldireMan0077]

Could be a gallstone. Or a clogged bile duct...

No jaundice. Also the pain is mostly at the LRQ, not URQ.

 

[Emba]

No jaundice. Also the pain is mostly at the LRQ, not URQ.

Brutal rq