InsidiousMerchant
Take ovER the world.
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- Joined
- Dec 13, 2023
- Posts
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There's no way I can keep up with all the women chasing me. Every day it’s a new 'urgent' call, another invite, another 'just come over, I need help with homework.'
I’m only human, not some unstoppable stallion. Even Brad Pitt would need a breather. Can't make a trip to the store without a swarm of numbers, invites, and ‘just stay for a night’ offers. It’s exhausting being this irresistible. Honestly…is this even living? I just want a normal life.
I’m only human, not some unstoppable stallion. Even Brad Pitt would need a breather. Can't make a trip to the store without a swarm of numbers, invites, and ‘just stay for a night’ offers. It’s exhausting being this irresistible. Honestly…is this even living? I just want a normal life.