Sparrow's Song
Violent Convicted Chomo
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ASYMMETRY IS DEATH
KILL YOURSELF IF YOU'RE ASYMMETRICAL (in Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2006)
YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO AFFORD THE CURE
Imagine getting mogged by fucking TRUECELS! If you're a manlet, 80% of foids won't fuck you... if you're deathnic on top of that, 90% of foids won't fuck you... add baldness on top of that, 99% of foids won't fuck you... add ugliness and severe lack of impact resistant alpha combat facial bone structure on top of that, 100% of foids won't fuck you... ADD FUCKING EYE AREA ASYMMETRY ON TOP OF THAT, LITERALLY MORE THAN 9001% OF FOIDS WON'T FUCK YOU AND YOU ARE LITERALLY MORE FUCKING UGLY THAN GIGA TRUECEL PERMA VIRGINS!
I'm not a subhuman, I'm a sub-subhuman. I'm not a truecel, I'm a true- giga truecel. Fucking symmfaces take their symmetrical faces for fucking granted. They see an asymmcel walking down the sidewalk and think to themselves "haha what a fucking loser that guy is ugly and should kill himself, I get to have sex and he doesn't what a piece of shit lmao"...Even other fucking incels will look at an asymmcel and think to themselves "ROFLKEK look at that downyface idiot, that asymmetry is absolute fucking death! I may be an incel but at least I'm symmetrical, pass this tardface the rope!" I remember the blerdcel in High School who looked like Supa Hot Fire would always yell "YOU UGLY BOIIIIIII" at me in the hallway. Everyone would treat me like shit, and like CuckTears would want me to... I blamed myself. "People wouldn't make fun of me for being ugly as fuck if I was a good person. Bad things only happen to bad people and good things only happen to good people", just like the Protestant Church teaches. There even two times when I would be walking down the sidewalk, chad and his friends would drive past me in their car... TURN THE FUCK AROUND... and yell "Ugly Retard" or "Look in the mirror faggot" and me and throw half eat Subway sandwiches at me or a half can of beer as they drove past me again.
Life is so fucking brutal! Whenever I see some fucking symmface fuck out in public, enjoying his symmetrical face... I'm fucking pissed off because I don't have a bucket of boiling jenkem to splash on his fucking face and disfigure him so he can know what it's like to be less than a human being WITH NO ESCAPE (in Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2006)! Symmfaces are elitist scum who HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT ASYMMETRY IS FUCKING LIKE, even the symmfaced incels.
My boomertard dad is like "there are good women out there, surely you will find one that can look past your disfigurement" or some shit and I'm like "SHUT THE FUCK UP BOOMERTARD! WHEN CHAD'S FIST DELIVERS THE ENOPTHALMOS DEATH BLOW TO YOUR FACE AND YOU'RE POOR... THAT IS FUCKING IT! YOU'RE DONE! HOLLOW TILL YOU ROPE, CAN'T AFFORD A HUMAN EFFIGY, NO FUCKING ESTUS FLASKS!" People really think that there are some mentally ill fucking femoids out there who would see an asymmcel as fucking human. WHAT A RETARDED JOKE! Normies think that it's the late 1990's and I can just be on some TLC reality TV show called "I Love My Dumbface Husband" or something and some extremely obese and deformed foid will "love" me... BULLSHIT, it's 2020, the most hideous foids have been liberated by Tinder... Even if I was on some 1990's TLC reality TV show, my subhuman landwhale wife would still cheat on me behind the scenes with A FUCKING SYMMFACE! Like how the fuck can a femoid actuallu even have sex with an asymmface? That's like having sex with a corpse that is well into it's decomposition. That's what I sexually identify as, a fucking corpse.
FACIAL ASYMMETRY IS THE FINAL BOSS OF INCEL TRAITS AND IF YOU CANNOT BE CURED OF IT THEN THE ONLY SOLUTION IS THE FINAL SOUL-UTION OF SETTING YOUR SOUL FREE (in Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2006).
KILL YOURSELF IF YOU'RE ASYMMETRICAL (in Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2006)
YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO AFFORD THE CURE
Imagine getting mogged by fucking TRUECELS! If you're a manlet, 80% of foids won't fuck you... if you're deathnic on top of that, 90% of foids won't fuck you... add baldness on top of that, 99% of foids won't fuck you... add ugliness and severe lack of impact resistant alpha combat facial bone structure on top of that, 100% of foids won't fuck you... ADD FUCKING EYE AREA ASYMMETRY ON TOP OF THAT, LITERALLY MORE THAN 9001% OF FOIDS WON'T FUCK YOU AND YOU ARE LITERALLY MORE FUCKING UGLY THAN GIGA TRUECEL PERMA VIRGINS!
I'm not a subhuman, I'm a sub-subhuman. I'm not a truecel, I'm a true- giga truecel. Fucking symmfaces take their symmetrical faces for fucking granted. They see an asymmcel walking down the sidewalk and think to themselves "haha what a fucking loser that guy is ugly and should kill himself, I get to have sex and he doesn't what a piece of shit lmao"...Even other fucking incels will look at an asymmcel and think to themselves "ROFLKEK look at that downyface idiot, that asymmetry is absolute fucking death! I may be an incel but at least I'm symmetrical, pass this tardface the rope!" I remember the blerdcel in High School who looked like Supa Hot Fire would always yell "YOU UGLY BOIIIIIII" at me in the hallway. Everyone would treat me like shit, and like CuckTears would want me to... I blamed myself. "People wouldn't make fun of me for being ugly as fuck if I was a good person. Bad things only happen to bad people and good things only happen to good people", just like the Protestant Church teaches. There even two times when I would be walking down the sidewalk, chad and his friends would drive past me in their car... TURN THE FUCK AROUND... and yell "Ugly Retard" or "Look in the mirror faggot" and me and throw half eat Subway sandwiches at me or a half can of beer as they drove past me again.
Life is so fucking brutal! Whenever I see some fucking symmface fuck out in public, enjoying his symmetrical face... I'm fucking pissed off because I don't have a bucket of boiling jenkem to splash on his fucking face and disfigure him so he can know what it's like to be less than a human being WITH NO ESCAPE (in Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2006)! Symmfaces are elitist scum who HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT ASYMMETRY IS FUCKING LIKE, even the symmfaced incels.
My boomertard dad is like "there are good women out there, surely you will find one that can look past your disfigurement" or some shit and I'm like "SHUT THE FUCK UP BOOMERTARD! WHEN CHAD'S FIST DELIVERS THE ENOPTHALMOS DEATH BLOW TO YOUR FACE AND YOU'RE POOR... THAT IS FUCKING IT! YOU'RE DONE! HOLLOW TILL YOU ROPE, CAN'T AFFORD A HUMAN EFFIGY, NO FUCKING ESTUS FLASKS!" People really think that there are some mentally ill fucking femoids out there who would see an asymmcel as fucking human. WHAT A RETARDED JOKE! Normies think that it's the late 1990's and I can just be on some TLC reality TV show called "I Love My Dumbface Husband" or something and some extremely obese and deformed foid will "love" me... BULLSHIT, it's 2020, the most hideous foids have been liberated by Tinder... Even if I was on some 1990's TLC reality TV show, my subhuman landwhale wife would still cheat on me behind the scenes with A FUCKING SYMMFACE! Like how the fuck can a femoid actuallu even have sex with an asymmface? That's like having sex with a corpse that is well into it's decomposition. That's what I sexually identify as, a fucking corpse.
FACIAL ASYMMETRY IS THE FINAL BOSS OF INCEL TRAITS AND IF YOU CANNOT BE CURED OF IT THEN THE ONLY SOLUTION IS THE FINAL SOUL-UTION OF SETTING YOUR SOUL FREE (in Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2006).