Story I can't believe what just happened

[Deleted member 17719]

I bought some moisturiser for my face as IT told me to take care of myself, when I started to unscrew the lid the bottle started to shake uncontrollably and smoke started to come out of it. A minute later a genie exploded out of the bottle, he told me I had 1 wish, without even thinking I shouted "I want to be NT Chad genie", the genie then said "That is two wishes, you must choose one". What on earth do I choose? To be NT or be Autist Chad? What a predicament.

 

[startcel]

just wish for unlimited wishes nigger cmon

 

[Modus Coperandi]

What on earth do I choose? To be NT or be Autist Chad?

wrong answer you wish for a rope

 

[Napoleon de Jizzbal]

I'd ask for loli who will love schyzo fag like me ¦>

 

[Deleted member 19236]

Austist Chad

 

[zangano1]

Autist chad

 

[littlemanhikicel]

be chad and don't talk

 

[Deleted member 19971]

I'd ask for loli who will love schyzo fag like me ¦>

Loli will kill herself if your wish is granted.
IT. IS. OVER.

 

[Napoleon de Jizzbal]

Loli will kill herself if your wish is granted.
IT. IS. OVER.

Or loli who not only loves me, but is also loyal and immune to chads. And genie will say "thats two wishes"

 

[Hell]

A barely verbal autistic Chad would rank higher in women's minds than the smoothest talking average normal.

 

[Deleted member 19971]

Or loli who not only loves me, but is also loyal and immune to chads. And genie will say "thats two wishes"

Genie will shoot you because you're a stinky inkwell.

 

[Reddit_is_for_cucks]

Chad

 

[Deleted member 18214]

Austist Chad

 

[Deleted member 16624]

(choose chad)

I bought some moisturiser for my face as IT told me to take care of myself, when I started to unscrew the lid the bottle started to shake uncontrollably and smoke started to come out of it. A minute later a genie exploded out of the bottle, he told me I had 1 wish, without even thinking I shouted "I want to be NT Chad genie", the genie then said "That is two wishes, you must choose one". What on earth do I choose? To be NT or be Autist Chad? What a predicament.

retard chad still mogs nt incel

 

[azakhan]

how is that even a question, autistic chad, women will just think you're quirky and different

 

[Rippa]

Autistic Chad because he is seen as mysterious and stoic by females even if the average female wants a NT Chad, there are always fetishists

 

[WawelDragon1683]

Autistic chad obviously.

 

[Emba]

Wish for a untainted bottle of moisturizer!

 

[carticel]

I bought some moisturiser for my face as IT told me to take care of myself, when I started to unscrew the lid the bottle started to shake uncontrollably and smoke started to come out of it. A minute later a genie exploded out of the bottle, he told me I had 1 wish, without even thinking I shouted "I want to be NT Chad genie", the genie then said "That is two wishes, you must choose one". What on earth do I choose? To be NT or be Autist Chad? What a predicament.

autistic chad jfl, women will take care of you for free

 

[Deleted member 17719]

I'd ask for loli who will love schyzo fag like me ¦>

My uncles ex wife left him for a schyzo man in 2001

 

[lightskin2thousand0]

I bought some moisturiser for my face as IT told me to take care of myself, when I started to unscrew the lid the bottle started to shake uncontrollably and smoke started to come out of it. A minute later a genie exploded out of the bottle, he told me I had 1 wish, without even thinking I shouted "I want to be NT Chad genie", the genie then said "That is two wishes, you must choose one". What on earth do I choose? To be NT or be Autist Chad? What a predicament.

Autist chad, i don’t think you understand the blackpill