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JFL I can easily imagine turbo-normies in the near future preferring games to their wives

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This is from last year but this game looked fun as fuck, and the mostly male crowd went fucking wild over every scene.
I can easily imagine a future turbo-normie will prefer playing games late into the night over condom-sex with his 35 year old wife. (it's less messy that way, dear..)

These silly ads for old video game consoles where the woman whines about being ignored could actually come true, even if it's many decades later.

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You're not wrong. Seriously, when is DOOM Eternal going to come out?
 
Already happening
those men may be outliers now, but not for long.

honestly: Doom Eternal, or some raggedy bitch reminding you that you're allowed to wear the Extra Thins tonight?
 
In reality, men don't look like that guy on that ad. They're the complete opposite.
 
those men may be outliers now, but not for long.

honestly: Doom Eternal, or some raggedy bitch reminding you that you're allowed to wear the Extra Thins tonight?
Doom eternal with the option of sex with post-wall wife or Doom eternal without option of sex with post-wall wife?
 
im pretty hyped for dying light 2 tbh
 
















:chad::chad::chad::chad:
 
Someone photoshop that bitch and replace her with this.
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Then you'll understand why poor normies prefer vidyas.
 

true, the whole point of that intro is to cement the main character as a chad slayer.
he's even officially called "Slayer" for fucks sake.

Doom eternal with the option of sex with post-wall wife or Doom eternal without option of sex with post-wall wife?

if games keep getting better then the latter. i don't think a 35+ year old pays her keep tbh, fuck that shit if you can live on a single income.

imagine thinking your life is improved by stopping what you're doing, and giving a 40 year old woman oral sex.
 
imagine thinking your life is improved by stopping what you're doing, and giving a 40 year old woman oral sex.
Eww I would never lick the roast beef. They wouldn't want to have sex with us anyway. We'd just be betabuxers if in that situation.
 

Oof, that 80s/earliest 90s porn star look. They don't make 'em like that no more.

Anyway, never happen. People are telling me women don't need it as much, but men? Cannot go without some kind of sexual release. I'm not saying it has to be with a fleshy woman, but it needs to be with something. No sex? You need some porn. If you're playing one of those tiddy games then sure, but you need something.
 
Eww I would never lick the roast beef. They wouldn't want to have sex with us anyway. We'd just be betabuxers if in that situation.

reddit is constantly FORCING betas to accept and learn how to "use their hands and tongue", when it's implicit that they will be dating older women with a rich sexual history just like everyone else, it's fucking disgusting.
that stupid online reddit shit that beta men fall for is going to be a fucking factory of throat cancer into the 2020s and 2030s.
 
Oof, that 80s/earliest 90s porn star look. They don't make 'em like that no more.

Anyway, never happen. People are telling me women don't need it as much, but men? Cannot go without some kind of sexual release. I'm not saying it has to be with a fleshy woman, but it needs to be with something. No sex? You need some porn. If you're playing one of those tiddy games then sure, but you need something.
yeah, a big part of that "look" is being young and healthy lol.

and i think guys will act like their wife just isn't there. look up porn the way they do when she's not home etc.
 
reddit is constantly FORCING betas to accept and learn how to "use their hands and tongue", when it's implicit that they will be dating older women with a rich sexual history just like everyone else, it's fucking disgusting.
that stupid online reddit shit that beta men fall for is going to be a fucking factory of throat cancer into the 2020s and 2030s.
I'm glad I don't ever go there and read that shit. Minds are being warped.
 




This is from last year but this game looked fun as fuck, and the mostly male crowd went fucking wild over every scene.
I can easily imagine a future turbo-normie will prefer playing games late into the night over condom-sex with his 35 year old wife. (it's less messy that way, dear..)

These silly ads for old video game consoles where the woman whines about being ignored could actually come true, even if it's many decades later.

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Why are there so many 30s, 40s, 50s, even 60 something men playing basketball at my gym endlessly for hours after being dead tired at work?

To get away from their wives or shitty kids. They told me that and a few said never get married.

And all of these men are tall with decent athletic builds.
 
good, anything to lesson the importance of the human female.
 
Why are there so many 30s, 40s, 50s, even 60 something men playing basketball at my gym endlessly for hours after being dead tired at work?

To get away from their wives or shitty kids. They told me that and a few said never get married.

And all of these men are tall with decent athletic builds.
It's fun to imagine it getting even worse though.
 
Nothing beats the rush and emotions you feel during sex, not even video games. However, beta unattractive husbands know they will only receive sex on a minimum basis. They will not bother trying to convince their wifes to go against their biology and have sex with them. Females hate to have sex with sub8 males.
In the end, the female wins. She has access to his income and resources, and while the hubby is distracted she can go Chad hunting.
 
Nothing beats the rush and emotions you feel during sex, not even video games. However, beta unattractive husbands know they will only receive sex on a minimum basis. They will not bother trying to convince their wifes to go against their biology and have sex with them. Females hate to have sex with sub8 males.
In the end, the female wins. She has access to his income and resources, and while the hubby is distracted she can go Chad hunting.
for most guys it will be an upgrade to their lives to focus more on bing bing wahoo videogames than on their wives that think making love is a messy chore.
 
for most guys it will be an upgrade to their lives to focus more on bing bing wahoo videogames than on their wives that think making love is a messy chore.
Yeah wives with betabuxes only have sex so they can maintain the longitivity of the relationship, and extract more money and resources. However the second a Chad shows interest, it's over.
 
for most guys it will be an upgrade to their lives to focus more on bing bing wahoo videogames than on their wives that think making love is a messy chore.


women initiate sex with chad because chad is hot and turns them on

if a guy even has to ask, he should just kill himself for being so fucking retarded he can't even realize how biology works on a very basic level
 
The fact that soy cucks is considered normie now is the most depressing thing.
 
Normies want constant sex to create a pathetic facade of being a chad so doubt it would happen, but they like this fantasy of being the absent minded geek stud with a hot feminist gf who just wants their attention, reddit and 9gag numales popularized this sort of fantasy
 
Normies want constant sex to create a pathetic facade of being a chad so doubt it would happen, but they like this fantasy of being the absent minded geek stud with a hot feminist gf who just wants their attention, reddit and 9gag numales popularized this sort of fantasy


How delusional do you have to be for a non-chad to think he is a chad?

Do they spend their entire lives trying to avoid seeing good looking men and pretend tinder doesn't exist?
 
women initiate sex with chad because chad is hot and turns them on

if a guy even has to ask, he should just kill himself for being so fucking retarded he can't even realize how biology works on a very basic level
truth is that's how it used to be, lower tier and average males had to ask, and that was that, they knew they had to do it even if the woman was dragging her feet.

it's just that what you get now is so bad, the guy who courts his woman and does everything for her is just divorce bait, he's nothing to her.
it didn't use to be that bad.
 
How delusional do you have to be for a non-chad to think he is a chad?

Do they spend their entire lives trying to avoid seeing good looking men and pretend tinder doesn't exist?
Numales think you can be a chad by acting like one, chad has lots of sex, numale finds a landwhale and sets up all sorts of safe words and establishes dynamic triple consent and then uses a dildo to get her off, he's now a chad as far as he's concerned
It's like buying a championship trophy and thinking you're an actual champion now
 
Numales think you can be a chad by acting like one, chad has lots of sex, numale finds a landwhale and sets up all sorts of safe words and establishes dynamic triple consent and then uses a dildo to get her off, he's now a chad as far as he's concerned
It's like buying a championship trophy and thinking you're an actual champion now
i have to admit it's pretty funny when they get married after 6 months when all they have in common is snorting over Pickle Rick.
 
I wish games still brought me pleasure.
 

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