Venting I came to hate dogs

[Mainländer]

People often say they get a dog to "protect the house" of shit like that but in reality what a dog usually does is barking uselessly to people on the street, other dogs barking and shit like that. Plus it's not like a burglar couldn't just poison/shoot the dog or something. Right now my neighbor's dumb Rottweiler is barking non stop to another dog who can be heard barking in the distance.

People where I live also have the odious habit of walking dogs on the street with long ass leashes or even worse, without a leash. "He a gud boy, nuffin will happen", tipically says the low IQ dog-haver. Yeah, until someone gets bitten, like happened to me last year. Had to take a vaccine because of it and the old guy was like "he already bit three people", as nonchalantly as possible. I felt so fucking much like punching that fucker straight in the nose but he was like 80, I'd have killed him. I'd also have had to kill that dumb dog after that, that wouldn't happen without me getting bitten some more times probably. I contacted a friend who's a lawyer and he said nothing could be done to sue or anything in the circumstances it happened. Absolute ragefuel.

 

[Futurecel2.0]

Lol getting bite by Fido is incel tier

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

i fucking despise those wild animals

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

Steal him and make soup with him.

 

[Incelibate anarchist]

Dogs are very annoying, they'll bark like crazy no matter how many time the same person walks by the house.

 

[Boatman]

You truly are my people. Even fucking mention that you don't like dogs to normies and they will look at you like you shit in their dinner. Is it so hard to believe that someone doesn't want your disgusting animal slobbering on their face or attacking them. I hate dogs more because of "dog lovers" that the dogs themselves.

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

cats are worse

 

[acnescarcel]

i hate dogs too. always have.

 

[Deleted member 1042]

I especially hate the dog lovers who like to project emotion and intent onto their pet slaves. Dont really care for the animals themselves.

 

[Mainländer]

cats are worse

I like them a lot tbh. They're silent and non-aggressive (only attack when cornered), just by that they mog dogs completely as pet options IMO.

Also looksmog dogs mostly.

 

[Robtical]

This would be my choice if I had a big house.

 

[FuckFace]

I like dogs, they’re the only organisms in existence who have ever shown affection towards me.

Death to all humancels except me, I want to watch every single humanoid get fucked with a giant drill.

 

[DyingInside]

I hate dogs because they mog me

 

[KingOfRome]

I absolutely despise chihuahuas. I haven't been to the shooting range in a long time, and I would go there every single day if I could use live chihuahuas for target practice.

 

[Ritalincel]

How could you hate an innocent doggo? You must be a psychopath.

 

[Deleted member 2798]

Mylyssuh, 20

I probably swiped right because I wanted to boop snoots with your doggo. Not here for hookups.

Note: disregard the above, Chad. Are you available to bang me like a gong in a couple hours? I just have to lock this stupid fucking dog up.

 

[Mainländer]

How could you hate an innocent doggo? You must be a psychopath.

Mylyssuh, 20

I probably swiped right because I wanted to boop snoots with your doggo. Not here for hookups.

Note: disregard the above, Chad. Are you available to bang me like a gong in a couple hours? I just have to lock this stupid fucking dog up.

 

[Haywire]

Some dogs are really good dogs some are fucking annoying and useless. Usually its the owners who fuck them up.

 

[JustNotBeingChad]

hey, dog are cool. My dog is my only real friend

 

[Deleted member 2119]

I love my dog deeply

 

[satoshisacuck]

I hate pets, had them die on me, why the fuck would anyone in 2018 own anything of such sort?

 

[GreenCel]

Yes, dogs have higher SMV than incels but it doesn't mean you should hate them. Hate femoids instead.

 

[chinawhite]

Hitler loved dogs, I can't hate dogs

 

[Ironicallyhandsomcel]

You hate the one and only species that love us unconditionally.

 

[Deleted member 2798]

I have come hERe to hate doGS and toast roasties

And I'm all out of doGS

 

[Robtical]

hey, dog are cool. My dog is my only real friend

Dogs and all animals are good, but some just can't take care of them.

 

[Newbite]

I hate all fighting breeds. Shitbulls, rotts and their kind need to be put down and their disgustig owners who defend their vile actions no matter what also need putting down

 

[EthnicelNL]

Its over for scaredcels

 

[JP.Dribbler]

Dogs are generally speaking one of the most honourable and loyal forms of creatures that inhabit this world, and they are ready to die for their packs. The way humanity treats canines is behind reprehensible. Aggressive races like pitbulls and rottweilers are bred that way by their owners, to not speak of the mutant races of Chihuahuas, Bulldogs and other poor creatures that have been intentionally genetically fucked to be aesthetically appeasing and "pure-bred", to the extent that they are physically and mentally stunted.

The continued breeding of many pedigree races must be banned, and those involved in the breeding of such dogs must be treated with extreme prejudice.

And before you say that dogs smell each-other in the poop-holes etc... don't apply human standards to canines.

 

[tentacla]

I hate all fighting breeds. Shitbulls, rotts and their kind need to be put down and their disgustig owners who defend their vile actions no matter what also need putting down

This. Also shish-kebab breeds like puddles, chihuahuas, pugs, etc.
This here is a proper dog, though:

 

[towncel]

So true, do you live in Serbia?

 

[E.C.C.O]

cats are worse

Agreed, no idea why people keep those overgrown pests as pets.

 

[TheGoodGuy]

I always hated dogs, they´re very social beings and can´t take care of themselves like they need to be walked so they can do their business and bathed. They´re also loud I fucking hate when dogs bark, makes me wanna kill them! I also absolutely HATE when a dog approaches me and starts jumping up on me or licking my hands it´s fucking disgusting! Makes me wanna punch that vile creature! And it´s even worse if it´s a random dog that someone walks while I am on a walk. Get your fucking disgusting annoying dog off of me!! I should be allowed to punch the dog if it interferes with my personal space and I can´t state enough how much I truly HATE dogs licking my hand! Cats just sniff the hand and even if they lick it is very rare they do that and their tongue is just like sandpaper not like dogs disgusting wet tongues who completely "washed" your hand EW!

 

[Ritalincel]

This here is a proper dog, though:

 

[Mainländer]

You hate the one and only species that love us unconditionally.

Good point.

Dogs are generally speaking one of the most honourable and loyal forms of creatures that inhabit this world, and they are ready to die for their packs. The way humanity treats canines is behind reprehensible. Aggressive races like pitbulls and rottweilers are bred that way by their owners, to not speak of the mutant races of Chihuahuas, Bulldogs and other poor creatures that have been intentionally genetically fucked to be aesthetically appeasing and "pure-bred", to the extent that they are physically and mentally stunted.

The continued breeding of many pedigree races must be banned, and those involved in the breeding of such dogs must be treated with extreme prejudice.

And before you say that dogs smell each-other in the poop-holes etc... don't apply human standards to canines.

Even better point.

Hitler loved dogs, I can't hate dogs

Best point ITT. Holy fuck, I love dogs again now

 

[Firefly]

Not to mention that most dog owners leave their shit in the streets, it's disgusting and if you are not careful you can step on it...
Also these dogs get more pussy than us..
TBH I think we hate the dog owners not the dogs themselves

 

[Ritalincel]

Best point ITT. Holy fuck, I love dogs again now

On the other hand, femorrhoids also "love" dogs.

 

[Mainländer]

I hate pets, had them die on me, why the fuck would anyone in 2018 own anything of such sort?

When I was a kid a cat I really loved fled to the streets and got run over by a car, I carried his noticeably broken and moribund body to the veterinary close to my house but he died on me

I hate cars too, btw. But that's probably because I live in a place where people don't respect traffic regulations properly.

So true, do you live in Serbia?

Brazil.

I have come hERe to hate doGS and toast roasties

And I'm all out of doGS

Best day of my life.

 

[CRT_relaxation]

I love well-behaved dogs with responsible owners. Violent breeds are annoying though, so are their owners.

When I was a kid a cat I really loved fled to the streets and got run over by a car

This happened to our cat when I was young. He was still alive, but clearly about to die. My dad dug a little hole, put him inside, and crushed him with a spud bar. RIP

 

[Mainländer]

My dad dug a little hole, put him inside, and crushed him with a spud bar. RIP

Holy fuck, I wouldn't have the balls to ever do it to a cat

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

Agreed, no idea why people keep those overgrown pests as pets.

degeneracy

 

[Gremlincel]

I came on some dogs

 

[Profligate]

to each their own. I love dogs. They're the most loyal friend you can have if you take a good care of them.

loud and aggressive dogs are a result of lack of discipline.

 

[jic93]

I love dogs

 

[FeminismsCancer]

Horses are an incel's best mate.

 

[Deleted member 2119]

Horses are an incel's best mate.

And you can have them all for yourself

 

[Scorn]

I like dogs in general, they're usually innocent and non judgemental

 

[Indari]

id like one to cuddle with but too much work and money

 

[Weirdcel]

I don't like dogs that much either. Paying to raise another bitch's spawn essentially.

 

[EECEL]

Some dogs are really good dogs some are fucking annoying and useless. Usually its the owners who fuck them up.

Pretty much this, the training makes the difference between a wreck and a qt puppy.

Hitler loved dogs, I can't hate dogs

This. You aren't human if you don't like them (At least the good ones, most are horribly trained in all honesty)

I always hated dogs, they´re very social beings and can´t take care of themselves like they need to be walked so they can do their business and bathed. They´re also loud I fucking hate when dogs bark, makes me wanna kill them! I also absolutely HATE when a dog approaches me and starts jumping up on me or licking my hands it´s fucking disgusting! Makes me wanna punch that vile creature! And it´s even worse if it´s a random dog that someone walks while I am on a walk. Get your fucking disgusting annoying dog off of me!! I should be allowed to punch the dog if it interferes with my personal space and I can´t state enough how much I truly HATE dogs licking my hand! Cats just sniff the hand and even if they lick it is very rare they do that and their tongue is just like sandpaper not like dogs disgusting wet tongues who completely "washed" your hand EW!

CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'RE NOT WHITE!
My former dog NEVER let anyone near me while I was in bed, and despite being almost as big as me, was (usually) quite friendly with people and dogs outside. Their saliva is harmless (we slept in the same room and he legit pinned me down and smooched me in the morning, until I would wake up proper and move him off me) and if one comes to you, just give it a pat or ignore it and they'll go back to their owner within seconds. (Usually free dogs are well trained, at night mine was always loose).
Dogs are second to none when it comes to loyalty and sincere affection. That makes them worthy of SOME respect.

Not to mention that most dog owners leave their shit in the streets, it's disgusting and if you are not careful you can step on it...
Also these dogs get more pussy than us..
TBH I think we hate the dog owners not the dogs themselves

Both my former and current dog ALWAYS crap in grassy unwalked areas. Just pet them for doing it in grass and they figure it out afterward.

I came on some dogs

WUT?

id like one to cuddle with but too much work and money

2 hrs of work/day (walking+cleaning) and (at least in my parts) 10KG/22LB kibble sacks cost no more than 15 Euros (Even a big dog doesn't need more than 2/week) It's legit worth it. (Puppies are a different story, they'll chew EVERYTHING and need constant supervision + special food. Get an adult)