I was just taking a shower (first of many on the road to ascension, Kappa) and remembered what should've been one of the best days of my life, but I was too high inhib at the time to enjoy it.
We were in PE class and were put into random groups by the teacher to form these stupid ass pyramids. I got put into a team involving a bunch of randos and this one bitch that would always give me the stink eye, she was full of herself and thought she was better than pretty much everyone.
So we start working on the logistics of this fruity ass pyramid, and since I'm a scrawny framecel, I try to get somewhere on top of the dudes and under the holes. Everyone agrees, but nope, stink eye bitch argues I should be at the absolute bottom. No matter how much I protest that it's a terrible idea, she won't let us continue with the class until it goes her way, and threatens to just sit it out which would fail us. I suspect she probably wanted me at the bottom so she wouldn't have to touch me, anyways, we fold to her demands and I get at the bottom.
A bunch of people climb on top, including some of the dudes, and the little twig branches I have for "arms" are absolutely shaking. As unstable as a bridge made in China.
The short hair bull-dyke looking ass was last, at the absolute top of the pyramid. She begins climbing, and at this point, my arms are pretty much lifeless. As she finally gets to the absolute top and begins positioning, and shaking everything left and right trying to get her balance, my left arm collapses like a shitskin pilot flying through Jew York and sends her tumbling down. She ended up breaking her foot, because my left arm folded first, causing her to fall in the same direction she was climbing from. Of course after that she'd give me even more stink eye action, assuming I did it on purpose. When she was the one who forced my scrawny twig ass to lift 2 fucking dudes that were probably double my size each.
Only thing I regret looking back is that my right arm didn't collapse first, so she would've fallen in the opposite direction right on that rat ass face of hers. Could've ended up a vegetable instead of breaking her leg. One of those once in a life-time opportunities you missed and will regret for the rest of your life, I guess.
We were in PE class and were put into random groups by the teacher to form these stupid ass pyramids. I got put into a team involving a bunch of randos and this one bitch that would always give me the stink eye, she was full of herself and thought she was better than pretty much everyone.
So we start working on the logistics of this fruity ass pyramid, and since I'm a scrawny framecel, I try to get somewhere on top of the dudes and under the holes. Everyone agrees, but nope, stink eye bitch argues I should be at the absolute bottom. No matter how much I protest that it's a terrible idea, she won't let us continue with the class until it goes her way, and threatens to just sit it out which would fail us. I suspect she probably wanted me at the bottom so she wouldn't have to touch me, anyways, we fold to her demands and I get at the bottom.
A bunch of people climb on top, including some of the dudes, and the little twig branches I have for "arms" are absolutely shaking. As unstable as a bridge made in China.
The short hair bull-dyke looking ass was last, at the absolute top of the pyramid. She begins climbing, and at this point, my arms are pretty much lifeless. As she finally gets to the absolute top and begins positioning, and shaking everything left and right trying to get her balance, my left arm collapses like a shitskin pilot flying through Jew York and sends her tumbling down. She ended up breaking her foot, because my left arm folded first, causing her to fall in the same direction she was climbing from. Of course after that she'd give me even more stink eye action, assuming I did it on purpose. When she was the one who forced my scrawny twig ass to lift 2 fucking dudes that were probably double my size each.
Only thing I regret looking back is that my right arm didn't collapse first, so she would've fallen in the opposite direction right on that rat ass face of hers. Could've ended up a vegetable instead of breaking her leg. One of those once in a life-time opportunities you missed and will regret for the rest of your life, I guess.
