Serious I believe that I have found the only 100% Foolproof way of making a female yours forever

[Gutless]

There is always a chance a girl will leave you, right? Oh no you've gotta do all those things like pass her shit tests, you gotta hold frame bro, you gotta buy her expensive jewelry and take her on vacations bro, tell her everyday how pretty she is right? Nope.

You gotta make her swallow and entire cup of your cum.

Love is always strongest at the beginning meaning that she would be willing to do this early. Just cum into a cup and freeze it everyday then make her drink it all. This is probably the most humiliating or kinkiest thing a woman could do, depending on the woman. Either way, she is locked into you at this point. Either you're her perfect kinky fit or she is totally ashamed to ever get with another guy again. No sexual acts compares to this. It should be a part of marriage ceremonies, tbh.

 

[Animecel2D]

XD

 

[Gutless]

The only method to get and keep a woman is to follow Fritzl's example, except you can't be as softhearted as he was. Alternatively, you can follow the example of Wolfgang Priklopil and remember to lock the damn gate and not get sloppy. Either way, no legal method exists to obtain female love for someone like you, so don't even bother thinking, just bask in your depravity with the rest of us.

Lmao. If you're a dark triad nigga this is practically fool proof. The rest of us need alternative solutions, however.

 

[Gutless]

Why would you attempt to share this faggotry then? Dark triad Chads can literally be retarded and still get women to loyally support them and even bankroll them. Chad doesn't need methods. Chad doesn't even need to shower. You are mentally retarded if you think otherwise, Chad can quite literally shit into a foids mouth and the most they will do is complain later to girlfriends while still going back to Chad that same day.

My bad, I was under the impression that dark triad types could also be ugly.

 

[WorthlessSlavicShit]

Interesting take, but I'm unfortunately not sure whether it'd work. Remember that there are multiple pornstars who "found love" after leaving porn having done dozens of gangbangs and whatnot, there's always a guy willing to wife her up just to avoid loneliness.