Brutal I ate a kebab yesterday and since then i cant stop shitting

[Friezacel]

I dont know if is the ibuprofen i took or the kebab i ate, but it was probably the kebab. It tasted well, but i cant stop going to the toilet. My stomach is irritated and i need to shit all the day. Pray for me brocels

 

[Balding Subhuman]

Incel trait: you shit a lot

 

[supersoldier]

what happens when you eat street food

 

[supersoldier]

next time try indian street food

 

[Acorn]

next time try indian street food

 

[ItsTrulyOver]

I dont know if is the ibuprofen i took or the kebab i ate, but it was probably the kebab. It tasted well, but i cant stop going to the toilet. My stomach is irritated and i need to shit all the day. Pray for me brocels

you must have eaten the chef's special sauce

 

[Apex.Koala]

I dont know if is the ibuprofen i took or the kebab i ate, but it was probably the kebab. It tasted well, but i cant stop going to the toilet. My stomach is irritated and i need to shit all the day. Pray for me brocels

Over for shitcels

 

[Apex.Koala]

you must have eaten the chef's special sauce

 

[Friezacel]

Incel trait: you shit a lot

Unironically. I have an insanely fast metabolism and i dont know anyone else from my family who goes to the toilet as often as i do

 

[Friezacel]

what happens when you eat street food

I really hope i didnt catch salmonella or something

 

[zerozerozero]

Incel trait: you shit a lot

i shit at least 3 times a day

 

[Lord Beric]

extra flavor and protein (with a small amount of sodium)

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

extra flavor and protein (with a small amount of sodium)

Yummy

 

[supersoldier]

I really hope i didnt catch salmonella or something

this is the default, the are far worse things

 

[Scatius Deletus]

take bismuth subsalicylate

 

[Wolnir]

Same happened to me after having KFC, I had to take a week off work because I can't go anywhere without nearly shitting myself.

 

[Friezacel]

this is the default, the are far worse things

like ?

 

[Friezacel]

take bismuth subsalicylate

Not available in Germany

 

[Friezacel]

Same happened to me after having KFC, I had to take a week off work because I can't go anywhere without nearly shitting myself.

brutal, did you have food poisoning ?

 

[Pancakecel]

Do you have the cold sweats or a fever too?

 

[Scatius Deletus]

Not available in Germany

Brutal

 

[supersoldier]

like ?

Helminthiasis, Ascariasis, Diphyllobothriasis, Trichinosis, Cestodoses, Botulism, Staphylococcal Food Poisoning,
Clostridium perfringens, Bacillus cereus and more

 

[Friezacel]

Do you have the cold sweats or a fever too?

Not really

 

[Pancakecel]

Not really

Can probably rule out food poisoning then, your stomach is just sensitive to something that was in the kebab ig

 

[NocturnalCel]

What ethnicity was the kebab? Like were they Turks, or Iranians?

 

[slapthatsillywilly]

Feel better soon!

 

[slapthatsillywilly]

Same happened to me after having KFC, I had to take a week off work because I can't go anywhere without nearly shitting myself.

Damn are you ok now?

 

[edgelordcel]

Eat raw meat and dairy

 

[Wolnir]

brutal, did you have food poisoning ?

I think so, I had a hungover feeling every morning even though I hadn't had any alcohol, had headaches and nausea.

Damn are you ok now?

Yeah I'm recovering now. Enjoying not having to wage slave

 

[Emba]

Shit on the street in protestantism

 

[reveries]

Speedy recovery man. I once got a food poisoning from a sketchy shaurma spot that made me shit more than 30 times (I lost count at some point) in a single day, it was miserable, faith worse than death, I legit was praying god to stop it or finish me already

 

[Friezacel]

What ethnicity was the kebab? Like were they Turks, or Iranians?

Turks, like 99% of kebab shops in Germany are ran by Turks

 

[Starfish Vs Koala]

no more kebabs for you

 

[NocturnalCel]

Turks, like 99% of kebab shops in Germany are ran by Turks

Embrace your roots….

 

[AsiaCel]

Remove kebab from your body


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