Welcumtotherealworld
Subhuman Filth
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>be me
>on my way to check on printers since one of them has been acting up lately
>WORLD GOES INTO SLOW MOTION
>out from the printer room steps the biggest gigachad I have ever seen
>Blonde hair, blue eyes, broad, buff but not intimidating buff, perfectly sculpted face like it was sculpted in God's image, tall
>Wearing what looks to be some sort of tennis outfit
>He doesn't even work here
>He's taller than the only gigachad we have at work
>He walks past me
>Literally like god mocking me
>I walk into the printer room
>Regular Chad steps in
>He also looks traumatized
>wtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtf
How the fuck are we even the same species.
>on my way to check on printers since one of them has been acting up lately
>WORLD GOES INTO SLOW MOTION
>out from the printer room steps the biggest gigachad I have ever seen
>Blonde hair, blue eyes, broad, buff but not intimidating buff, perfectly sculpted face like it was sculpted in God's image, tall
>Wearing what looks to be some sort of tennis outfit
>He doesn't even work here
>He's taller than the only gigachad we have at work
>He walks past me
>Literally like god mocking me
>I walk into the printer room
>Regular Chad steps in
>He also looks traumatized
>wtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtf
How the fuck are we even the same species.