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I am seriously thinking about going to an escort

theonlytruecel

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I am tired of being a 27 year old virgin because i am ugly

so do you have any advise? how do i call that bitch? what do i say? better an escort or a brothel/studio? will she be helpful ? should i say i am a virgin?
thanks
 
You will be even more depressed after
 
Are you actually ugly though? PM me a pic.
 
I kniw why you are incel u use the word 'bitch' no respect for women at all mysoginist pig
 
Losing your virginity to some diseased roastie whore who doesn't give a shit about you and only cares about your money is not worth it.
 
Then to post it all around? No thanks
I have never leaked any pictures. You can trust me. Plenty of people have sent their pics to me in private, they can all vouch for me.
 
Contact many, and explain that you are a virgin

Pick the best and you will have time of your life. Despite what jealous copers will say.
 
I have never leaked any pictures. You can trust me. Plenty of people have sent their pics to me in private, they can all vouch for me.
I can confirm that he's trustworthy.
 
dont even need to tell her ur a virgin, most of them can tell because if ur ugly af. the one i had assumed i was virgin because of ugly face, i didnt even tell her i was like wtf kek.

Better to go to a brothel imo. much more safer and cleaner, but a bit more expensive, although ill say that the experience at the brothel is good for virgins.

Just dont drink alcohol before u go. ( u will get ed, happened to me)
 
Thanks bro.
I trust you. I am a lawyer though. Even if there is a tiny chance my pic leaks my career is over. If you want to email me a legit way to send it not via this site, then why not.
 
Wow @ the cuckedness in this thread. Stop holding him back. If he wants sex let him get it. As if hooks were that different from any other foid. Ffs.
 
if your gonna escortcel, at least go for a chick with fake breasts and a fake ass
 
I am tired of being a 27 year old virgin because i am ugly

so do you have any advise? how do i call that bitch? what do i say? better an escort or a brothel/studio? will she be helpful ? should i say i am a virgin?
thanks

You should absolutely do it. Where do you live? I'd recommend going someplace where sex work is legal and there are regulated brothels--people who work there are tested regularly for transmittable infections. Most sex workers want to make money and be safe, so will probably not respond or stick around if you abuse them or treat them like shit--just treat her or him like you would an Uber driver. I suspect they'll take more initiative if you tell them you're a virgin, so you might consider it. They'd probably even give you pointers on how to land a proper date. Good luck and have fun!
 
If you have a job, i dont even know what are you waiting for. If i had money, i would be a scortcel for sure.
 
You should absolutely do it. Where do you live? I'd recommend going someplace where sex work is legal and there are regulated brothels--people who work there are tested regularly for transmittable infections. Most sex workers want to make money and be safe, so will probably not respond or stick around if you abuse them or treat them like shit--just treat her or him like you would an Uber driver. I suspect they'll take more initiative if you tell them you're a virgin, so you might consider it. They'd probably even give you pointers on how to land a proper date. Good luck and have fun!
Greece
 
get a gfe escort bro. Just email/text. Calling is too scary. Tell her you're a virgin during the appointment not before. If you even mention anything sex related she won't respond or will hang up.
 
I honestly don't know the laws regarding sex work and brothels in Greece, but you can have a hell of a time in Amsterdam's red light district. That is, assuming you've the means and the time to make that trip.
 
I don't know anything about getting hookers in greece but i dont think it would be too hard.
Lawyer here. Brothels and prostitution is legal and regulated in greece
 
From what I remember, there's budget-friendly trains and brothels. Don't listen to these guys who're telling you it's too scary to admit you're a virgin. Sex workers are professionals and they've heard things way more embarrassing than anything you could say.
 
I honestly don't know the laws regarding sex work and brothels in Greece, but you can have a hell of a time in Amsterdam's red light district. That is, assuming you've the means and the time to make that trip.
I am a lawyer. I have the means.
 
Some truecels have been rejected by them, honestly not worth it.

get a fleshlight lol
 
I want to masturbate, but if i do so i will lose the craving for real sex. I dont know what to do
 
I will only use a fleshlight just before i kill myself

or get one of these real sex-dolls

that's what i would do if i was a lawyer like you. but honestly, you should at least try to go to an escort once though.
 
I trust you. I am a lawyer though. Even if there is a tiny chance my pic leaks my career is over. If you want to email me a legit way to send it not via this site, then why not.
Sure thing. Do you have WhatsApp by any chance? Or any other messaging app like kik or Telegram? You could send it to me through any of those apps. And thanks for trusting me!
 
Don't do it. Don't be a cuck.
 

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