Venting I am laying in my bed right now, I wish I had a gf next to me

[Total Imbecile]

Its nice, peaceful and warm outside right now and Im laying in my bed thinking about how ideal this evening would be if I had a gf next to me. I would kiss her, caress her hair, grope her tits and just be happy. But no, instead Im stuck posting on this shitty website hoping that when I go to sleep and wake up tomorrow another world war starts. Fuck this life

 

[VLÖ]

 

[KyloRen]

At least we're all here together, you and your incel brothers.

 

[HARDONTHOTS]

Simp

 

[patheticmanletcel]

Me too im going to sleep now hugging my pillow pretending its a hot bitch

 

[Hardworkingcel]

You're not alone. We are with you.

 

[KyloRen]

he tell us that were are shitty indirectly, he is not kind bro.

Kek. It's true though, it'll be better to be laying in bed next to a woman than to be online with a bunch of losers (which is what we all are).

 

[Total Imbecile]

he tell us that were are shitty indirectly, he is not kind bro.

I did not mean it like that, Im just frustrated af, this forum is literally all I have in my life right now

 

[Total Imbecile]

Kek. It's true though, it'll be better to be laying in bed next to a woman than to be online with a bunch of losers (which is what we all are).

Yeah, thats what I meant. We all deserve gfs tbh, I hate that Im incel

 

[Justanormie]

Its nice, peaceful and warm outside right now and Im laying in my bed thinking about how ideal this evening would be if I had a gf next to me. I would kiss her, caress her hair, grope her tits and just be happy. But no, instead Im stuck posting on this shitty website hoping that when I go to sleep and wake up tomorrow another world war starts. Fuck this life

Hi everyone this is my first post on incel.me. My aim is to get minimum one of you laid because I like a challenge.

Total imbecile, why do you feel like you need a gf next to you? Don't chat shit, you're just horny.

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

this feel is tough as fuck. sometimes ill be laying in bed at night talking to myself, fantasizing about having a gf and what I'd say to her if we were snuggling in bed, then i snap out of and I'm literally alone in a pitch dark room. makes me want to ER myself.

 

[KillerCel]

I had this exact thought almost every night since i turned 14.

 

[Newbie17]

Hi everyone this is my first post on incel.me. My aim is to get minimum one of you laid because I like a challenge.

Total imbecile, why do you feel like you need a gf next to you? Don't chat shit, you're just horny.

You will most likely soon be a bancel.

 

[KyloRen]

Hi everyone this is my first post on incel.me. My aim is to get minimum one of you laid because I like a challenge.

Total imbecile, why do you feel like you need a gf next to you? Don't chat shit, you're just horny.

And how are you going to get one of us laid? Do you have some technological marvel with you that can change our facial structure, make us taller, bigger dicks, change ethnics skin to white, etc.?

 

[Total Imbecile]

Hi everyone this is my first post on incel.me. My aim is to get minimum one of you laid because I like a challenge.

Total imbecile, why do you feel like you need a gf next to you? Don't chat shit, you're just horny.

Well you are getting banned

Also Im not just horny or I guess I am but I wouldnt care to fuck my gf now, Im in my bed and am too lazy for that, I just wanna cuddle with her and hug her or something, it sucks being alone on this beautiful evening

 

[Deleted member 3291]

I am laying In bed considering if I should masturbate or save it for tomorrows marathon

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

Its nice, peaceful and warm outside right now and Im laying in my bed thinking about how ideal this evening would be if I had a gf next to me. I would kiss her, caress her hair, grope her tits and just be happy. But no, instead Im stuck posting on this shitty website hoping that when I go to sleep and wake up tomorrow another world war starts. Fuck this life

What if she was a black chick?

 

[imbored21]

i was just outside and I saw a guy touching his gf's butt. suifuel

 

[Total Imbecile]

What if she was a black chick?

Like I care

 

[KyloRen]

i was just outside and I saw a guy touching his gf's butt. suifuel

 

[Justanormie]

And how are you going to get one of us laid? Do you have some technological marvel with you that can change our facial structure, make us taller, etc.?

No I dont. I had a colleague who was an incel (I didn't even know that was a thing at the time) last year. I immediately realised he was really bad at talking to girls - there was a stunning one at our place of work - and I realised he was nerdy when he was once humming the Russian anthem.
Anyway 4 months later after i chilled with him and taught him the one basic rule to chatting to Girls, he got a pretty decent girl to go out with him and feature in his pictures.

Actually there's 2 rules:
1 - have a shower, get a decent haircut, wear properly fitting clothes, smell nice.
2 - don't talk to girls with the intention of having sex. Just dont. Talk to them like they're just another human being

That's essentially it bro

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

Like I care

If you're white you should be running JBW game on POF/OKC/Tinder to get a nonwhite girl. Asian, Indian, Black ... Still plenty out there that will date any man for the whiteness of his skin.

 

[KyloRen]

No I dont. I had a colleague who was an incel (I didn't even know that was a thing at the time) last year. I immediately realised he was really bad at talking to girls - there was a stunning one at our place of work - and I realised he was nerdy when he was once humming the Russian anthem.
Anyway 4 months later after i chilled with him and taught him the one basic rule to chatting to Girls, he got a pretty decent girl to go out with him and feature in his pictures.

Actually there's 2 rules:
1 - have a shower, get a decent haircut, wear properly fitting clothes, smell nice.
2 - don't talk to girls with the intention of having sex. Just dont. Talk to them like they're just another human being

That's essentially it bro

 

[Total Imbecile]

No I dont. I had a colleague who was an incel (I didn't even know that was a thing at the time) last year. I immediately realised he was really bad at talking to girls - there was a stunning one at our place of work - and I realised he was nerdy when he was once humming the Russian anthem.
Anyway 4 months later after i chilled with him and taught him the one basic rule to chatting to Girls, he got a pretty decent girl to go out with him and feature in his pictures.

Actually there's 2 rules:
1 - have a shower, get a decent haircut, wear properly fitting clothes, smell nice.
2 - don't talk to girls with the intention of having sex. Just dont. Talk to them like they're just another human being

That's essentially it bro

Are you for real? Is this supposed to be a joke? Even that "bro" at the end

 

[Werthersoriginal]

You will most likely soon be a bancel.

i laughed hard

 

[Total Imbecile]

If you're white you should be running JBW game on POF/OKC/Tinder to get a nonwhite girl. Asian, Indian, Black ... Still plenty out there that will date any man for the whiteness of his skin.

Im a discount white living in an all white neighborhood with WASPs for my competition, I have no chance of ever landing any sort of gf, JBW doesnt apply to me in my current situation

I have a plan to relocate somewhere less white for gradschool and hopefully run JBW, but even then its going to be tough, Im very ugly - like 2/10 - and there is very little I can do

 

[gideon]

The trick is to use your tears as lube for masterbation.

 

[Werthersoriginal]

I'm a brit, and it's 3.50am, and I'm trying to be down with the Americans.

I just found out about this forum because my mate showed us all, and I thought come on now no one should be angry because they aren't getting any, because everyone should be getting some.

you do realize you are white-knighting and it's not even for a girl "it is i who help you get laid bruh"

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

Im a discount white living in an all white neighborhood with WASPs for my competition, I have no chance of ever landing any sort of gf, JBW doesnt apply to me in my current situation

I have a plan to relocate somewhere less white for gradschool and hopefully run JBW, but even then its going to be tough, Im very ugly - like 2/10 - and there is very little I can do

If you're a legit 2/10 it would imply some major facial problems. That's good because major facial problems can often be fixed. I have gone from a 2/10 to a 4-4.5/10 now from surgery. If you want any surgical advice, feel free to PM me your pic and I can give advice. I wouldn't post or share with anyone. (Why would I?) Just if you're looking for advice. I know as much about surgery at this point as anyone could I'm sure.

It's trying to go 5+ when you're already normal with surgery that's hard and usually disastrous. Surgery is pretty good for major legit issues and can get most people to the 4-5/10 range.

 

[Werthersoriginal]

How am I white knighting? I'm genuinely curious. My natural thinking is that everyone can get a gf if they calm the fuck down and realise it's not that important.

Curious about what? Your natural thinking is an opinion. It's not important to people who've had a taste of what it's like sure. I live near a beach and i don't understand why people come up here to vacation near it, it's not a big deal it's just water. Do ya get it

 

[NekoStance]

So when are guys in this thread gonna start sucking each others dicks?

 

[Total Imbecile]

So when are guys in this thread gonna start sucking each others dicks?

What do you mean? We are just having a collective tfw no gf moment

Im in my bed, done with school and no responsibilities, I feel so good right now, I just wish I had a gf, that would make this moment a billion times better

 

[Minjaze]

This is why I always bring an extra pillow with me when I sleep.

 

[hunchback]

I need gf

 

[IronMike]

Think about it, we have NEVER laid next to a woman EVER