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SlayerSlayer

SlayerSlayer

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"All of humanity's problems stem from man's inability to sit quietly in a room alone"
-Pascal

I have an important modification to this timeless quote:

"All of man's problems stem from man's inability to sit quietly in a room alone, masturbating"
-SlayerSlayer

My modification is just as timeless.

A man should have the right to spend as much time in his life masturbating as possible without shame, because it's the only ethical thing for certain men to do. It's sad that there are things in life that aren't masturbating and for some sick reason they are considered more important; things like murder, bullying, theft, and exploitation. I don't understand it. Masturbation is the only thing that isn't evil. You are just making yourself feel good. Masturbation is only bad within the context of a society that is designed to abuse men and extract our souls. Some men have no soul left. I am one of them. Nothing has any meaning to me, and it would be unhealthy to myself and other people to try. It wasn't their fault they were born with "preferences." Or maybe it is :feelsYall:.

If you have no soul because you are an alien, just masturbate.
 
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Tbh. I’d personally rather be a coomer than spend money on an expensive cope like escortcelling. I already have bad spending habits and impusle control. It’d just be another money drain for me tbh.
 
Masturbation just leads to depression. Most of us are lacking oxytocin.
 
Tbh. I’d personally rather be a coomer than spend money on an expensive cope like escortcelling. I already have bad spending habits and impusle control. It’d just be another money drain for me tbh.
Ridiculously soy take, but I consider prostitution to basically be rape with hush money.

Whores would never consent to fucking without money. So even with the hush money you traumatize :soy: her by the time she's been plowed like a train looking back at her life, drinking herself to death.

I don't consider whorin' "just a job." It's a traumatizing job, like being a solider, or cop. Jobs shouldn't give you PTSD.
Masturbation just leads to depression. Most of us are lacking oxytocin.
non-depression is a state most of us can't even comprehend.
 
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Ridiculously soy take, but I consider prostitution to basically be rape with hush money.

They would never consent to you fucking her without money. So even with the hush money you traumatize :soy: her by the time she's been plowed like a train looking back at her life, drinking herself to death.
I don’t care tbh. Imagine thinking putting food in a whores mouth is traumatizing. Whores fuck subhumans all day its their fucking jobs. Yeah they don’t like it, but its just another day for them.
I don't consider whorin' "just a job." It's a traumatizing job, like being a solider, or cop. Jobs shouldn't give you PTSD.
Jfl if you think the average whore has it bad as a soldier in the year 2021:feelskek:.
 
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being a prostitute is a choise, that can be done only by an average woman, an average man won't earn nothing from prostitution because his low SMV, so no woman is forced to be an escort, and being an escort is anyways very convenient, you earn also millions of dollars in few years only to fuck ugly people, what a fucking dream, instead a man who work in a factory earn 1400 $ at month to literally lose his mental health by wageslaving hard for 8 hours a day
 
being a prostitute is a choise, that can be done only by an average woman, an average man won't earn nothing from prostitution because his low SMV, so no woman is forced to be an escort, and being an escort is anyways very convenient, you earn also millions of dollars in few years only to fuck ugly people, what a fucking dream, instead a man who work in a factory earn 1400 $ at month to literally lose his mental health by wageslaving hard for 8 hours a day
This op. Imagine thinking being a whore is a hard and traumatizing job. Whores fuck subhumans all day long. You aren’t going to be the super trucel who just breaks her psyche jfl. If the job was so hard foids wouldn’t do it as we know foids don’t like hard work.
 
being a prostitute is a choise, that can be done only by an average woman, an average man won't earn nothing from prostitution because his low SMV, so no woman is forced to be an escort, and being an escort is anyways very convenient, you earn also millions of dollars in few years only to fuck ugly people, what a fucking dream, instead a man who work in a factory earn 1400 $ at month to literally lose his mental health by wageslaving hard for 8 hours a day
it sounds like you actually think women can take responsibility for their actions and like an adult. I just can't comprehend true feminism.

It's so weird that for most men, the idea of being a whore just never crosses our minds, EVER because it's so intuitive to us their male love is worthless. Yet the temptation to be a whore for many women is real, and seems to be regrettable for most.
 
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Masturbation makes you weak, which leads to more depression and isolation, in a cycle... all till rope.

It's better not to live at all, at this point. Don't follow OP advice
 
Masturbation makes you weak, which leads to more depression and isolation, in a cycle... all till rope.

It's better not to live at all, at this point. Don't follow OP advice
masturbation instead is a right cope, why sexually deprivate yourself? It's not healthy
 
masturbation instead is a right cope, why sexually deprivate yourself? It's not healthy
As I said, makes you a lot weak. If you want the medical explanation, it lowers your testosterone almost to 0, meaning the more you masturbate the more of a pussy you become (biologically)
 
As I said, makes you a lot weak. If you want the medical explanation, it lowers your testosterone almost to 0, meaning the more you masturbate the more of a pussy you become (biologically)
Wow
 
for most men, the idea of being a whore just never crosses our minds
because as I said the average man can't be a whore because he won't earn nothing.. I can't fuck for free cause my height and face, do you think that a woman will PAY to fuck with me, if they don't want to fuck with me for free..

this rule is always true SMV of average woman >>> SMV of a chad.. in fact if a chad decide to being a prostitute he will earn max 1.400 $ a month, a stacy who become a prostitute earn 15.000 $ every month
As I said, makes you a lot weak. If you want the medical explanation, it lowers your testosterone almost to 0, meaning the more you masturbate the more of a pussy you become (biologically)
so if a chad fuck every day he's become more weak because he lose his testosterone?
 
As I said, makes you a lot weak. If you want the medical explanation, it lowers your testosterone almost to 0, meaning the more you masturbate the more of a pussy you become (biologically)
testosterone is only useful for Chads and Chadlites
 
so if a chad fuck every day he's become more weak because he lose his testosterone?
I believe in that situation there is also some drop of testosterone, but way way lower. Besides, when you fuck your woman, there are others positive chemical released that kinda compensate for that (you feel the king of world: happy, motivated, and ready to take on even harder challenges).

After masturbation instead you just feel... tired, a failure and depressed
 
I believe in that situation there is also some drop of testosterone, but way way lower. Besides, when you fuck your woman, there are others positive chemical released that kinda compensate for that (you feel the king of world: happy, motivated, and ready to take on even harder challenges).

After masturbation instead you just feel... tired, a failure and depressed
You're right, but you will never win an argument with coomers.
 
I believe in that situation there is also some drop of testosterone, but way way lower. Besides, when you fuck your woman, there are others positive chemical released that kinda compensate for that (you feel the king of world: happy, motivated, and ready to take on even harder challenges).

After masturbation instead you just feel... tired, a failure and depressed
the depression is always there, but when I coom I usually feel good about myself that I escaped dealing with being horny for a few hours
 
As I said, makes you a lot weak. If you want the medical explanation, it lowers your testosterone almost to 0, meaning the more you masturbate the more of a pussy you become (biologically)
Seems like sone :bluepill::redpill: broscience
"All of humanity's problems stem from man's inability to sit quietly in a room alone"
-Pascal

I have an important modification to this timeless quote:

"All of man's problems stem from man's inability to sit quietly in a room alone, masturbating"
-SlayerSlayer

My modification is just as timeless.

A man should have the right to spend as much time in his life masturbating as possible without shame, because it's the only ethical thing for certain men to do. It's sad that there are things in life that aren't masturbating and for some sick reason they are considered more important; things like murder, bullying, theft, and exploitation. I don't understand it. Masturbation is the only thing that isn't evil. You are just making yourself feel good. Masturbation is only bad within the context of a society that is designed to abuse men and extract our souls. Some men have no soul left. I am one of them. Nothing has any meaning to me, and it would be unhealthy to myself and other people to try. It wasn't their fault they were born with "preferences." Or maybe it is :feelsYall:.

If you have no soul because you are an alien, just masturbate.
How come you don’t escortcel btw
 
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I believe in that situation there is also some drop of testosterone, but way way lower. Besides, when you fuck your woman, there are others positive chemical released that kinda compensate for that (you feel the king of world: happy, motivated, and ready to take on even harder challenges).

After masturbation instead you just feel... tired, a failure and depressed
Many incels feel like a failure how does masturbation cause it? You’re not gonna be fucking a foid so testosterone levels isn’t doing anything that impacts your life especially if you’re wageslaving
 
I believe in that situation there is also some drop of testosterone, but way way lower. Besides, when you fuck your woman, there are others positive chemical released that kinda compensate for that (you feel the king of world: happy, motivated, and ready to take on even harder challenges).

After masturbation instead you just feel... tired, a failure and depressed
I felt like a failure even before masturbation.
 
ngl jerking off killing my libido, smoking 2 packs a day, drinking bottles of alcohol, fastfoodmaxxxing and ldar and I will probably die before 40, my arteries to my foot are already feeling prety congested
 
Many incels feel like a failure how does masturbation cause it? You’re not gonna be fucking a foid so testosterone levels isn’t doing anything that impacts your life especially if you’re wageslaving
masturbation might be a problem if you had a chance, but if you get zero tinder matches it's over man, just stroke the rod. As Houellebecq famously said "we are orphaned by teenage loves we never had."
 
Do you have a talent you want to develop?
What do you think about or see before you decide you wanna fap?
 
ngl jerking off killing my libido, smoking 2 packs a day, drinking bottles of alcohol, fastfoodmaxxxing and ldar and I will probably die before 40, my arteries to my foot are already feeling prety congested
thats pretty cool man. sounds like a life of chemical content
 
Tbh. I’d personally rather be a coomer than spend money on an expensive cope like escortcelling. I already have bad spending habits and impusle control. It’d just be another money drain for me tbh.
That's mt brother
:feelsthink:
 
Do you have a talent you want to develop?
What do you think about or see before you decide you wanna fap?
I want things to be given to me for just existing. It would not be accurate to say I have a talent I want to develop because that imply regimented diligence.

There is no premeditation to fapping :feelsgah::feelsgah::feelsgah: what are you a fuckin foid?? I can't comprehend a male brain doing this.
 
I believe in that situation there is also some drop of testosterone, but way way lower
Dude do you seriously think the body functions this way? For your body and brain any kind of cum is cum, regardless if you're cumming in a car pipe or a loose foid.

There's no such a thing as magical sex that your brain detects as special. Stop spreading bs.

I'm not even a coomer but I get pissed when I see something retarded like this.
 
masturbation might be a problem if you had a chance, but if you get zero tinder matches it's over man, just stroke the rod. As Houellebecq famously said "we are orphaned by teenage loves we never had."
Brutally over since tinder is real life no bs advice about she’ll ‘sense’ your personality in real life will make a foid physically attracted to you when in the blink of an eye rejects you on tinder
 
Dude do you seriously think the body functions this way? For your body and brain any kind of cum is cum, regardless if you're cumming in a car pipe or a loose foid.
The testosterone drop from cumming alone I think should be pretty much the same (I havent seen a science study on this. yet), but the context is critical and changes things a lot.
Basically normies have other ways to recover and even increase testosterone, so they are not affected that much. Fappers instead have already a low testosterone life, by themselves; fapping just lowers it even more, making the situation catastrophic...

btw, if you didnt know, low testosterone is most often associated with depression
There's no such a thing as magical sex that your brain detects as special. Stop spreading bs.
You are wrong, but I am not gonna explain why this time. Do as you want
 
You are wrong, but I am not gonna explain why this time. Do as you want
I've watched a professor from Stanford explaining this, the brain thinks is the same thing and releases the same hormones.

But whatever dude, It's useless data stored in my useless brain.
 
I'm somewhat content with mastubation right now cause I have nothing to compare it too.
 
i dream of a day where escortcelling is as convenient, legal, and as good as going to a nice restaurant to get some food, or go to the movies to see a movie
 
I've watched a professor from Stanford explaining this, the brain thinks is the same thing and releases the same hormones.
Not quite. For example there is no release of Oxtocin when you fap alone, compared to sex with a partner
 
What that has to do with testosterone?
You were talking about same hormones released, generically. Then again, testosterone levels are influenced by a multitude of things
 
"All of humanity's problems stem from man's inability to sit quietly in a room alone"
-Pascal

I have an important modification to this timeless quote:

"All of man's problems stem from man's inability to sit quietly in a room alone, masturbating"
-SlayerSlayer

My modification is just as timeless.

A man should have the right to spend as much time in his life masturbating as possible without shame, because it's the only ethical thing for certain men to do. It's sad that there are things in life that aren't masturbating and for some sick reason they are considered more important; things like murder, bullying, theft, and exploitation. I don't understand it. Masturbation is the only thing that isn't evil. You are just making yourself feel good. Masturbation is only bad within the context of a society that is designed to abuse men and extract our souls. Some men have no soul left. I am one of them. Nothing has any meaning to me, and it would be unhealthy to myself and other people to try. It wasn't their fault they were born with "preferences." Or maybe it is :feelsYall:.

If you have no soul because you are an alien, just masturbate.
250IQ post, masturbating is the best thing to do. :feelsmusic:
 
Masturbation is the only thing that isn't evil. You are just making yourself feel good. Masturbation is only bad within the context of a society that is designed to abuse men and extract our souls.
Wondering Question Mark GIF by xponentialdesign
 
a cuck is a person who does things for other people- which largely falls under the umbrella of "making it" or providing societal value-- of which, women are the mainly the benefactors. Masturbating is the most self-interested thing you can do
 
i dream of a day where escortcelling is as convenient, legal, and as good as going to a nice restaurant to get some food, or go to the movies to see a movie
its called europe borther
 
One of the best copes imo, those who who oppose it are as retarded as redpilled copers
 
"All of humanity's problems stem from man's inability to sit quietly in a room alone"
-Pascal

I have an important modification to this timeless quote:

"All of man's problems stem from man's inability to sit quietly in a room alone, masturbating"
-SlayerSlayer

My modification is just as timeless.

A man should have the right to spend as much time in his life masturbating as possible without shame, because it's the only ethical thing for certain men to do. It's sad that there are things in life that aren't masturbating and for some sick reason they are considered more important; things like murder, bullying, theft, and exploitation. I don't understand it. Masturbation is the only thing that isn't evil. You are just making yourself feel good. Masturbation is only bad within the context of a society that is designed to abuse men and extract our souls. Some men have no soul left. I am one of them. Nothing has any meaning to me, and it would be unhealthy to myself and other people to try. It wasn't their fault they were born with "preferences." Or maybe it is :feelsYall:.

If you have no soul because you are an alien, just masturbate.
I'm not content but I had to settle for this.
 
just fry your receptors theory
 
you should treat yourself to some whorecelling boyo
 

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