I am beginning to fancy my brothers girlfriend

[Murdoch89]

What should I do

 

[Deleted member 3129]

take a lot of showers, get a lot of haircuts and start being confident around her then shell be begging for your dick

 

[Deleted member 1617]

ask your brother for a 3some

 

[Murdoch89]

ask your brother for a 3some

pathetic can't do that

 

[Deleted member 3291]

tell your brother to leave the house and tell him to leave his phone, text his girlfriend to come over and then all the lights on the house off, then wear a mask and fuck her and tell her your the brother

 

[Weirdcel]

I never speak to their gfs for that reason. One time my brother's gf called the home phone and I picked it up. She mistook me for him so she was being very friendly with me. My bro got fucking pissed lol.

Best to ignore her completely like she doesn't exist or it'll cause conflict.

 

[Weirdcel]

tell your brother to leave the house and tell him to leave his phone, text his girlfriend to come over and then all the lights on the house off, then wear a mask and fuck her and tell her your the brother

This can work if your voice is similar enough to your brother's.

 

[Murdoch89]

This can work if your voice is similar enough to your brother's.

but he is bigger and stronger than me,shall I stab him???

 

[Weirdcel]

but he is bigger and stronger than me,shall I stab him???

Just ignore her or you'll get your ass beat.

 

[Deleted member 1039]

When they're about to have lights out sex. Tell your brother he needs to leave the room for something urgent. Knock him out with a frying pan. Fuck his girlfriend in the dark.

 

[anondump]

It will be the only chance youll get in a long time my friend.
Your brother can get another one.

 

[Incelibate anarchist]

You should jack off so you can think straight. It would be best to not get involved with her.

 

[anondump]

You should jack off so you can think straight. It would be best to not get involved with her.

I would think you all would know that being an incel is hell.
If your brother was in your shoes hed understand.
If you get the chance roll with it and take no prisoners.

 

[Murdoch89]

Older or younger brother?

younger

 

[th62eathhts2]

just thinking about my brother fucking his wife makes me sick to my stomach with repulsion. so think about that maybe.

 

[Murdoch89]

By 2 I'm 29 he is 27,fuck it all anyway I'm destined to die alone

 

[Deleted member 3291]

but he is bigger and stronger than me,shall I stab him???

what

 

[Deleted member 3291]

By 2 I'm 29 he is 27,fuck it all anyway I'm destined to die alone

Sounds like hell

 

[Mr Joyboy]

Brit cuck lingo is so funny.

 

[Deleted member 3291]

What is your social situation compared to his (school/work)

 

[Incelibate anarchist]

I would think you all would know that being an incel is hell.
If your brother was in your shoes hed understand.
If you get the chance roll with it and take no prisoners.

She wont love him back,all he is going to do is potentially ruin his relationship with his brother.

 

[_incelinside]

You have to consider whether it would be worth ruining a relationship with your brother over some foid that's probably not attracted to you. I wouldn't personally unless she was giving you strong IOI's.

 

[Deleted member 4159]

 

[Deleted member 1983]

females are temporary, your brother is family and ur blood.

would not recommend going down this path.

 

[IronMike]

When they're about to have lights out sex. Tell your brother he needs to leave the room for something urgent. Knock him out with a frying pan. Fuck his girlfriend in the dark.

 

[IronMike]

females are temporary, your brother is family and ur blood.

would not recommend going down this path.

but seriously, this.