I almost Shat on sidewalk. Illegal?

[maynarde]

Most days I walk 4 miles in suburban neighborhoods, with adjoining store areas.

I desperately needed a bathroom today.

Finally I went to a church yard behind a tree on a main road and shat.

Serious...... Would I go to jail if cops saw?

I mean, does the law require you to shit your pants if you have to go

 

[Michael15651]

I mean, does the law require you to shit your pants if you have to go

Valid argument tbh

 

[Indari]

over4u

 

[maynarde]

Valid argument tbh

I was about a mile from mcdonalds

I couldn't make it

The idea of walking along and shitting my Levi's was......

Not doable

 

[Ritalincel]

@chudur-budur

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

mans gotta do whatta mans gotta do

 

[ihaveno1]

over for sidewalkshattingcels

 

[Deleted member 1060]

@chudur-budur

Yup, the street-shitting is illegal in the US, assuming you are an muricancel. But you can sneakily shit though, lots of homeless bums are doing it everyday. Even many whores do it during the weekend night-outs and shopping.



So it's okay as soon as you are not spotted by the cops.

 

[Deleted member 1410]

just pajeetmaxx brah

 

[Chadani]

me

 

[iblamemyself]

No, but you pretending to be a foid could have sold it to cucks. As my dad used to say: money lies on the street. You just have to pick it up.

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

I went to a church yard behind a tree on a main road and shat.

High IQ

just pajeetmaxx brah

Tesla High IQ

 

[Deleted member 14577]

i once walked past someones shit on the sidewalk for 3 days in a row, nobody got around to cleaning it i guess

just hope they don't do forensic analysis and you'll be fine, i think the problem about shitting in public would be that it's indecent exposure since you gotta show your ass to do it.

 

[maynarde]

Well...

I'm assuming cops would differentiate between an intentional sidewalk shit by a lazy mooslim, and a guy who tries to find a bush to hide behind in a real emergency

The truth is I've shit several times outside while on long distance runs

Granted, it's awful if there's nothing to wipe with

I used my own socks a couple times

But it's rare that I can't find a patch of woods somewhere

 

[Incellectual]

If you were in India it wouldn't be illegal

 

[Mainländer]

Just claim it's your culture.

 

[maynarde]

Just claim it's your culture.

Exactly

The illegal alien would end up in the newspaper

I'd end up in jail

 

[anon]

You should shit on people's front porch when you go for long walks. Just make sure it's a normie house (rich neighborhood, family car.)

 

[maynarde]

I was down to a Normie front yard or the church

Barely contained fee hazspill

 

[Blacktarpill]

church yard behind a tree on a main road and shat.

Christian channel

 

[bakadesu]

over for low-inhibcels

 

[Norky]

Just indiamaxx bro