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Hypothetical

Yellow button or green button?


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You are walking down the footpath when suddenly a tall lanky dude in very concealing clothes (a black robe with a hood) stops you and directs you towards a table. He explains to you that he has two magic buttons on the table, and he is able to prove that they are legitimate. Once pressed, the effects of the magic button cannot be undone for the forseeable future, unless extreme violence or collapse allows for the society the magic button is acting on to be destroyed.

There is a yellow button and a green button. If you press the yellow button, women will have their legal personhood removed (meaning they are not eligible for welfare, cannot vote and are essentially the property of men until otherwise stated by the man) and will not be able to use non-anonymous social media (includes Instagram and Tinder). If you press the green button, nothing will happen and everything will continue as it would have otherwise.

There is a catch however. You notice that behind the footpath is an industrial-looking block of land surrounded by a tall, barbed-wire fence. At first glance it looks like it's to keep people out, but it was actually keeping a bunch of people in - less than twenty metres down the footpath from you is a gate that will be unlocked when you press either button or don't press any button, and behind that gate are a swarm of random inceltears users with XY chromosomes that have been made aware of your post history on incel websites. They will probably want to rough you up, especially if you've said SFcel shit here or pointed out that women are perfectly sexually mature by around 15 on average. These faggot white knights have the right to kill you until you are 1 kilometre away from the table, at which point they can all be punished for/implicated in whatever is done to you and may or may not stop pursuing you. They may or may not pursue you if you press the green button anyway but it's almost certain they will if you press the yellow button.

You have a choice - you can face 50 of them with no weapons whatsoever, or you can face 100 of them with a metal baseball bat. They don't have any weapons on them now but are free to use whatever is lying around in their immediate vicinity on you, meaning they could beat you with a brick, smack you around with a plank of wood or try and necklace you if they felt like it. There are bystanders driving past but they won't attack you.

What do you do? How do you believe the cucks would act depending on your choice?
 
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why can't I just press the button and run? Do I have to face them?
 
You can run, but they have the right to kill you until you are 1 km away from the buttons.
yellow button. Fuck it I'd press the yellow button even if it had as much as a 50% risk of killing me. Anything is better than this half existence, even death
 
If they're going to kill me anyway, then I'm obviously going to press yellow.
 
High effort hypothetical situation post.

I choose yellow button.
 
I'd press the button. I'm a skinnycel so fighting 50 of them is out of option for me, with my cardio training I'd run as fast as possible, not like the fatcels of IT can catch up anyway
 
You can run, but they have the right to kill you until you are 1 km away from the buttons.
1km ain't even that far tbh. If you are not a fatcel you can leg it.
 
I'd press the yellow button. I would probably try to run away, but I'd also be fine with dying.
 
I'm confident in my ability to get atleast 1km away from the table, but I doubt that would deter all of them from trying to attack me, as all it would take is one gymaxxed cuck to catch me and give the rest a chance at me. That being said, I'll take my chances.
 
I'd press the yellow button. And I will run to IT cucks to fight them all instead of running for my life.
 
Yellow. I can outrun them since they're all obese or soyified.
 
I'm angry, but revoking personhood from all women is the worst kind of misplaced revenge.
 
Yellow without hesitation.

"It is better to live one day as a lion than 100 years as a sheep" ~ IL Duce
 
Green. These things are not for me to decide.
 
Give me the metal bat
 
I would press the yellow button and fight the cucks.
 
Yellow button and I'll take the metal baseball bat. Fortunately I'm fast so I should be able to run away in time and I'll just use my weapon if some of them gets near.
I'd press the yellow button. And I will run to IT cucks to fight them all instead of running for my life.
BASED.
 
Yellow button, even if you die you die with having saved the future of countless incels.
 
Yellow button for sure.
 
yellow even if i died they would try to kill me anyway might as well shit on their lives also i can just run i am quite skinny and can run fast while inceltears are mostly landwhales, tranny faggots and soyboys
 
Yellow and then kill a few CuckCel Tear fags who dare attack me sounds like a win tbh! But it wouldn't change much, the women would still want chad and more irl approaching would happen from them and her.
 

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