The advice from a 22 year old teehee foid was enough for me.
The Red Flaggers
- Don’t complain about how I’ve likely been flooded with messages because I’m a woman and it’s so much easier for me. You sound like an incel. I understand it’s harder to find sex as a guy. Women have lower libidos and also, you know, risk getting raped and/or murdered, so we don’t really want to have sex with a stranger off the internet as much as a guy would. Cry me a fucking river my friend.
- Talking about how you’re such a nice guy and how you’ve dated but for some reason none of your girlfriends have ever gotten to the stage where you have sex. This may be totally fine! Or you might have a vibe that means girls don’t want to be around you after a few dates. Not risking it (see above). Extra red-flag if you use the word “give” in this context, i.e. none of your girlfriends have “given” you sex yet.
- Talking to me like I’m a vagina on legs rather than a person
- Creepy messages. If the desperation goes up too far, you come across overtly creepy. Examples:
- “Don’t fret. I’m here. Always waiting.”
- “If you want a lap to rest your head on while you go through what I’m sure are endless messages, you know I’ll be there patiently for you until you realize I’m the one for you all along and I bend down to gently kiss you, my heart filled with joy that you’ve come to your senses.”
- “Anyhow I’m a great guy, hope I can get a message back at the very least. If not, I’ll find you anyway! lol kidding (sort of). Kidding again. Did you fall for it?”
WHAT TO DO:
The bare minimum should be your sexual experience, age, description and location. Not even 10% did this. If you do this, your odds of hooking up automatically increase by a factor of 10.
Bonus: (seriously, guys, the bar here is so low)
- About you! Your job, your hobbies. Your favorite color of Gatorade. Which of Jupiter’s moons you have a particular fondness for. Whatever.
- Responding to something that was said in the original post. That’s how conversations start!
- Being funny or having a sense of humor works better than informing me that you do. Actually being funny immediately shoots you up to the top 0.0001%.
- Giving your name, and/or asking for mine.
- Just show some personality at all
- If you have a conversation, actually respond to the content of what the other person is saying too, rather than only answering the questions that are posed directly to you in one line and then nothing else
LoL just show some personality and be funny. Those guys on there may as well hook up with each other
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