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NEETcel2023

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How would your life change if had all these traits:
Hunchback
Midget at under 3 feet tall
Chubby
Micropenis at under 3" erect
Circumcized
Sub-1 face
A big nose
You'll begin balding at 19 years old
Above average body hair so you're hairy
Speak with a lisp and stutter
Buckteeth
Have a Hapsburg Jaw
 
I would insta rope
 
Go from truecel to GIGA mega Uber truecel
 
I would be icon of inceldom
 
I`d kill myself real fucking quick
 
I would rope instantly
 
IT would still probably tell this hypothetical guy to get a better personality and more confidence
 
Lifestyle wouldn't change much, its completely over anyway. People already look at me like im an weird animal.
 
Hunchback
:feelsrope:
Midget at under 3 feet tall
:feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope:
Least of my problems.
Micropenis at under 3" erect
I'm a 4' already, so... close.
Circumcized
Eh
Sub-1 face
Already there, m8...
A big nose
Already there.
You'll begin balding at 19 years old
:cryfeels:
Above average body hair so you're hairy
I'm very hairy...
Speak with a lisp and stutter
I sound like a faggot.
Buckteeth
Not there yet, but close...
Have a Hapsburg Jaw
Would wear a mask 24/7
 
Drink myself to death like Verne Troyer
 
How would your life change if had all these traits:
Hunchback
Midget at under 3 feet tall
Chubby
Micropenis at under 3" erect
Circumcized
Sub-1 face
A big nose
You'll begin balding at 19 years old
Above average body hair so you're hairy
Speak with a lisp and stutter
Buckteeth
Have a Hapsburg Jaw
I'd find the nearest and tallest bridge.
 
autism is perceived apparently.

And I'm even worse. I'm a fucking manlet, with the worst dysgenic features and completely truecelado, it never started.
 
How would your life change if had all these traits:
Hunchback
Midget at under 3 feet tall
Chubby
Micropenis at under 3" erect
Circumcized
Sub-1 face
A big nose
You'll begin balding at 19 years old
Above average body hair so you're hairy
Speak with a lisp and stutter
Buckteeth
Have a Hapsburg Jaw

Not a hunchback but my posture is shit
5'4 so still over
Chubby
6 inches not like I will ever get to use it
Not circumsized but why does it matter
Idk if sub 1 but its definitely bad
I already started balding at 17 so they even mog me there
Im not hairy at all which is also shit
Yes
Yes
Not Hapsburg but I'm recessed asf

Adding to that I am also autistic, blind asf and have some other incel-tier qualities about me
So overall I don't even mog the the person you described
 
Horatiomax and turn the entire galaxy into a glorified eugenics project
 
Turbo Speed ovER
 
I would go full ER
 

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