If you were feeling brave and finally lost all reason to live.
I'd hang from a noose tbh.
It's not messy and you only need a rope, but I'm pretty sure roping hurts and you have to find a good spot to tie the rope.
It's not messy and you only need a rope, but I'm pretty sure roping hurts and you have to find a good spot to tie the rope.
Backflip into a volcano
retarded way of doing it
"Hi, I'm @KFC KOOKY COON, welcome to jackass!"
Would you raather go out in style like backflipping into a volcano?
The only way to die by noose is either breaking your neck from falling or suffocation
Suffocation is slow and painful and you will try and remove the noose but if you fuck up the break-neck method you end up paralysed
Jump off a high building or overdose on heroin
damn, didn't know that.
pretty sure if you do it wrong, the lack of oxygen going to your brain can pretty much turn you into a spastic.
I heard something similar happend to JFK's sister, where when she was born, she was keep inside her mothers pussy, depraved of oxygen and then became a spastic.
that would be worse than fucking deathdon't turn into your avi
No 
for me.
for me.
I'd probably buy a shotgun and blow my head off
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Overdose on fentanyl or heroin ideally. But I don’t have that so I’d just hang myself.
gun
Bullet right through the brain
Yes just like him. I'd probably take someone else with me as well (like someone who bullies me or others) (Feds gtfo this is purely hypothetical you dramatic fucks)
Also I would go somewhere where my family won't find my body
Also I would go somewhere where my family won't find my body
id mcnutt in hopes that foids have to clean up my brains
some whiteknight would do it for them because "but its a man job, its too disturbing and messy for muh innocent princesses to do!"
drive my car really fast into head on collision
Post here until the point of exhaustion and collapse into a self inflicted induced coma
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Slicing my radial artery
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Kill some scum and suicide by cop
with a gun or jumping of a huge tower
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